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2017-01-31 at 9:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOh, btw, I discovered the secret to preventing coughing while smoking by utilizing total body control. You utilize the middle section of your abdominals, constricting them so that the diaphragm is not able to spasm easily in the motion needed to cough. The stronger your abs are, the better you'll be able to control it.
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2017-01-31 at 9:37 AM UTC in Don't ever get marriedHave you ever recorded one of the orgies?
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2017-01-31 at 8:52 AM UTC in Don't ever get marriedHow often? How did you get into this?
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2017-01-31 at 8:51 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionOoh, 8PM eastern Trump announces his Supreme Court nominee. I also saw some mentions of possibly rolling back some federal LGBT legislation. Don't know if it's true, but if it does happen, major triggering in San Francisco. Imagine if Trump, god knows why, actually visited SF. It would be incredible!
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2017-01-31 at 8:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMy word, what exciting times we live in. Literally every day Trump does something to majorly trigger people. I really should read his 100 day plan, since it seems that, astonishingly, he may actually intend to go through with it! Essentially a list of things to look forward to.
"Ooh, Trump finally crossed that off his list?! Let's check if there are already minor riots." -
2017-01-31 at 8:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny Oh god, the fever sets in. I forgot how fucking much this sucks, just sitting here, unable to do anything, unable to think, staring at the wall in delirium for extended periods.
I think it's the loss of mental integrity, like how you see people with advanced dementia and it's horrifying to see the loss of the self, you wonder if you can even call them a person in the same sense as before, the gradual slide into incompetency. Except like it's happening to you, personality and intellect melting under an unrelenting generalized malaise.
Is your girlfriend helping to take care of you? If not, I could run errands in exchange for taking advantage of your weakened state and sexually harassing you. -
2017-01-31 at 8:05 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionIt is beyond your control. Your body will betray you, one day you'll be unable to run away from how weak and helpless you really are. Just look at your father, taken before his time, your mother with the horror of cancer and isolation. Time is ticking. In terms of their demographics, various factors, this occurred far before the median date. Living to your 80s is expected, and if you make it to 80 you have a good chance of making it to 90. What if it's in your genes? Heredity is quite high.
Do you truly think you could be confronted with the horror of non-existence in such a state?
And what makes you think I'm going to burn out on weed? I know to take two days off a week. It's not like I'm going to do it all at once, this is going to last me a while.
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2017-01-31 at 7:54 AM UTC in Don't ever get marriedNot getting married is a fantastic idea. I'm amazed you managed to avoid it with children.
Do you really engage in threesomes? Are you bisexual? -
2017-01-31 at 7:51 AM UTC in In prison its not gay if you're the pitcher...
Originally posted by -SpectraL You do remember what happened the last time you angered me, don't you?
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2017-01-31 at 7:46 AM UTC in Hi my name is Discount Whore AMA!What do you do for a living? How old are you? Do you regret having children? Where do you live?
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2017-01-31 at 7:32 AM UTC in Peeing your pantsHahaha, oh, sadism...
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2017-01-31 at 7:29 AM UTC in Omg anyone here like sushi?Yeah, it's generally pretty good, but certainly not the epitome of the culinary world. Visiting an automated Japanese sushi restaurant, particularly a 100 yen (about $1) one, would be cool.
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2017-01-31 at 7:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionGot my flowers, hash, and wax. They didn't have OG Kush hash, but fortunately they came back with Cherry Pie instead, which Hydro recommended for pain relief. Maxed out my member's card and got a free 8th of Cherry Kola, top shelf $50/8th; I knew when they brought it out and I compared it to White OG, another highly rated strain, that it was the one, it looked dank as fuck, perfect healthy buds.
Oh, and the Naked Chicken Chalupa from Taco Bell is surprisingly good.
Damn, Cherry Kola is one strong indica. -
2017-01-30 at 10:06 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionThat's different, during a fight I can tap into he power of the berserker rage and become momentarily immune to pain, along with unleashing my full power.
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2017-01-30 at 8:49 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Lanny Also I'm sick and fucking pissed because I went out of my way to avoid this but it happens anyway. Like washed my hands a billion times a day, shunned bitches who are sick, the whole 9 yards and yet here we are. Fuck disease, fuck this pathetic fleshy prison, transhuman god-vessels when?
Oh, I also develop suicidal desires when afflicted by mild illness. What does this say about us, that it takes so little? -
2017-01-30 at 8:48 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Brain surgeon IM OFF PAROLE AND HOUSE ARREST!!!!!!!!!!!! yet my life is still falling apart rather quickly
Tell us more about how and why it's falling apart. Suffering mystery theatre. -
2017-01-30 at 8:39 PM UTC in Cold remedies
Originally posted by Lanny I'm pretty well convinced all cold remedies are bullshit but I'm sick and bored so I might as well get my placebo on to kill the time. My first move was of course the hot toddy. Next I think I'm going to try turmeric milk because why not. Any other suggestions? Inb4 killyourself, don't tempt me.
High dose zinc lozenge when it's just beginning to happen. At the very least it my cut it down by a day or few. You're fucked now, though, this is something you need to have on hand or go out and buy right away, if they're even available storefront.
And opioids are actually the best cough suppressants around. There's a reason why the good cough syrup has codeine in it, it actually works. This means you should give poppy tea a try again, at a lower dose, of course, and having taking ginger, either fresh or powdered (Maybe half a tablespoon), beforehand, a strong anti-emetic to help keep it down. -
2017-01-30 at 8:33 PM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEE
Originally posted by Sophie for instance my little sister was pretty sexually active when she was about 8.
Uhh, how do you know that? *unzips pants* Tell us a good story, aniki. -
2017-01-30 at 8:31 PM UTC in Don't ever get married
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Reminder OP is a self admitted cuck.
Serious question: Would you let me cuck you and lose my virginity via your wife? As in, you could be in the room watching, possibly tied up, if you wanted. Being a handholdless virgin, I am of course as pure as the morning snow. Just curious. I've honestly had other members offer to let me fuck their wife of girlfriend in the past because they felt so bad for me. -
2017-01-30 at 8:59 AM UTC in GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! PHARMA SPEEDBALLS REEEEEEEDoes your GF ever do drugs? Have you ever corrupted a loli with them? Just saying, sounds like something that would be fun to do.