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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Hey LSD, how's it been, bud? I've been going through some shit lately, to say the least.

    Here's my dog.


    Shit, I'm pretty decent these days. Been better but been a lot worse. Was homeless for a bit, but I'm doing better now and not hooked on dope anymore, trying to do right by my probation and use it as incentive to save up some money to go traveling when I get off. How bout you, man? Good to see ya around again. I mean other than the fact this community is filled with degenerates, but still it's good to catch up with some of the cool people.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny There is no direct way, exit nodes are fairly easy to discover, you could probably bounce from your exit node through a VPN or just some cheapie server or whatever at that point there's not a lot of benefit over just using that in the first place. If your goal is ban evasion and not anonymization from law enforcement then using a VPN that isn't blacklisted or commodity servers is the way to go

    lrn2chain breh


    sudo apt-get install proxychains


    Also if you're on wanblows, get proxifier and set 127.0.0.1:9051 as your first hop, second you set your high speed 31337 proxy. Same goes for the config file of proxychains.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I keep that creatine on my night stand
    And my cell phone in my right hand
    That Pokemon go hard enough
    I don't even need a god damn hype man
    I keep bleach wipes for my counter top
    Gotta keep it clean when I bring the thots
    All the bitches scream when they see my cock
    Cause it's small as fuck and my nuts ain't dropped
    I go to sleep around 3 am and I gotta be at work around 1 pm
    I gotta pay the bills I can't be fuckin around I don't be popping
    They pills they only bringing you down
    I really hate my ex it Still fucks me up
    Its been like 3 months since I got a nut
    There's no bitches in my shitty town
    Got me lookin on that tinder but ain't none around

    5 miles over the speed limit cause I ain't
    Tryna get no mother fucking speed ticket
    I got a clean record and I wanna keep it that way
    I can watch Twilight part 2 all day
    Got a red bandana tied around my neck
    Cause team valor in this bitch gonna leave em dead
    You wanna fuck with my gym gonna get the dirt
    Pikachu psyduck fuck em up the worst

    My belt on my waist no tattoos on my face
    And I check on my puppies put food on their plate
    I shoot my gun only when I'm on the range and I
    Help out the homeless when they need some change
    I'm not homophobic don't care if you're gay
    Just don't put your dick near me and we'll be ok
    Talk shit about me but that's ok cause when you
    See me in public I got nothing to say anyway
  4. faceless fucks surrounding me sucking away my energy
    lasting in autonomy everyone is my enemy bleeding fiendishly
    ive gone done it and my arms are sore the axe is shining even more
    working in sets of four the doors smashed down snuff and gore

    set aflame conditioning rending me a missionary of
    some imaginary fucking fairy where my glares are of misery
    no longer any sentimentality its the frailty that gets to me
    meant for more than a mortal shell and beyond polarities beyond heaven and hell
    i can scream and yell no one to hear going on a deaf ear and im left here with this
    searing fire inside what ever happened to human pride and im still alive and left this
    aside i walk day to day and then the sun loses its shame
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    That's like something I would've written when I was 15 if I had Down's Syndrome.
  6. implying
  7. Originally posted by bling bling i made 3 new shanks in the last 10 min and had 2 order a weabee coat from malive cus thts the murder jacket u wont no other jacket can hold ths many shanks see packs om ma jacket see stabs on the ,,,

    hey double b.. where yur crazy brit ass been lately?

    You harassing the locals on a regular basis? We need for you to stop doing this.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is singing spelled the same as singing?
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by matrix i'd spit on you im jungle bundy from africa you are my food you are my nothing

    I read that as if you said, "I'll spit on your dick before I gave you a greasy hand job."
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Hey LSD, how's it been, bud? I've been going through some shit lately, to say the least.

    Here's my dog.


    That looks like my dog but she got hit by a car.

    RIP

  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Man I walked up to this dead bunny earlier today and he just stood there with no fright as I was getting closer, he wasn't moving an I'm like dang dang dang I can pet him and I reached and then he started hobbling away because he had a sick hind leg and I didn't chase after him because it made me sad and I had a small cry walking home, but at least he didn't seem to be in pain.

    Lil bunny Winny

    TELL ME YOUR ANIMAL HORROR STORIES NOW IN GRAPHIC DETAIL. THA YO
  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is singing spelled the same as singing?

    No. Singe = singeing.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Man I walked up to this dead bunny earlier today and he just stood there with no fright as I was getting closer, he wasn't moving an I'm like dang dang dang I can pet him and I reached and then he started hobbling away because he had a sick hind leg and I didn't chase after him because it made me sad and I had a small cry walking home, but at least he didn't seem to be in pain.

    Lil bunny Winny

    TELL ME YOUR ANIMAL HORROR STORIES NOW IN GRAPHIC DETAIL. THA YO

    A couple years ago I had to dispose of a dismembered baby rabbit that was on the deck. I wasn't high at least.
  14. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by mashlehash That looks like my dog but she got hit by a car.

    RIP


    Mash, that's fucking mean. You know damn well that you don't hope his dog gets hit by a car. He's a good puppy-noofin and even if you want 1337 to know pain, what about poor Lundy-boy? You don't want an innocent to suffer. My dog got hut and killed on my birthday this year. Trust me, we both know pain... We don't need more to "know" it... We need a bit less of it with more love, kindness, and compassion in the world for and to our fellow living beings we share this life with.

    You should hit me up sometime, maybe we can get a group chat going. I miss seeing your drunk/intoxicated ass. <3
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^niggerfag
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 im glad robin williams is dead, most overrated comedian of all time

    Take that back.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No. Singe = singeing.

    That's a really stupid looking word. You're right. It's just stupid.
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yeah.
  19. Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.

    I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.

    I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.

    Taking honest suggestions of other methods though
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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Driving erratically today, doing 70 in a 35 around curving twisting roads on the way home because fuck it, went a little airborne over one of the steeper hills and almost smashed into a metal guardrail.

    I'm going to get drunk and go down to this high traffic area of train tracks not far from here and see if I can get a good spot close to the tracks as one goes by without being spotted so I can get a feel for it and see if I can stop being a pussy and eventually jump in front of one, been thinking of hanging myself too but would rather not be found at home and don't have anywhere else to d it. No firearms available or else it'd be simple, I don't have the money or the sources right now for enough drugs to guarantee a lethal OD and I'm too pussy to do something hardcore like slit my wrists though part of me thinks if I get drunk enough I won't really be afraid to do anything.

    I'd look into one of those exit bags but seems like too much hassle and I'm too stupid to follow specific directions like that to make sure it works.

    Taking honest suggestions of other methods though

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