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  1. Originally posted by Joe Kane

    I see tiny cracks in that CD. Make sure you break the whole thing when you run out so you can snort those little slivers.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mhmm... got a little bit of Coke left and those pictures excite me.
  3. Heard three separate Chinese conversations at the store today. One of them I heard 'dinner' and 'meal' as they were looking over some ribs, so I assume they were trying to decide whether or not to eat ribs for dinner. Every time this shit happens it makes me so happy inside. It's like unlocking a superpower.
  4. im out of drugs it's truly a travesty :C
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ *sew

    :smug:

    Yes, sew
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm trying to comprehend how utterly fucking terrible Final Fantasy 15's Chapter 13 is. I have played a lot of badly paced shit in my life but this is on a new level. It took me about 40 hours to be interested in the game to a point where I really enjoyed the thought of progressing in the story so I can free roam the map and buff my character.

    The game isn't having any of that, though. I hate, hate, hate it when you unlock the best stuff after the story is done just so you can use it on the level 7 sidequest you skipped at the beginning of the game. What a stupid concept.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    There are like 3 "Point of no return"... points in the game. A notice pops up telling you about it. The first time I was hesitant and did most of the stuff that was open just to figure out that it was just temporary. You only lose access to the open world for a single 20 min quest. This happens twice.

    The third time you are finally about to unlock a part of the map the characters talk about the entire trip and instead of letting you do anything worthwhile there the game throws you into a five hour quest line that combines everything that sucks about video games. This is just unbelievable. Someone must've played the shitty game before release. What where they thinking?
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Final Fantasy hasn't been worthwhile since 13. I liked 13, i liked 10 as well and of course the classics 7 and 8, people will call me a heretic for this but i actually prefer 8 to 7.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    13 was barely playable cancer. I hated every single character. Same goes for 15.

  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    final fantasy has always been shit
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 final fantasy has always been shit

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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I disagree. The early games are classics. The style changed drastically, though. I was able to overlook the weaboo shit before but this one is heavy. FF only had 2, maybe 3 good main characters and the rest are whiny faggots I just can't emphasize with.

    In FF15 you play a prince/king and I've spend most of the time fishing. Haha. That's actually pretty fun, though. (not really that much)
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    FFIX > all
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I like the weeaboo shit.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery FFIX > all

    9 was good as well. The big ass hot air balloon airship shit was dope too.
  16. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 final fantasy has always been shit

    This. Most overrated series of all time. FF III, IV, VI are the only ones that were ever great from the main line. It says something when your spinoffs are 100000x better than most of your main series. FFT ftw.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Y?
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RisiR † Y?

    Because coke is a shit drug.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie Because coke is a shit drug.

    You're saying that now...

    Plus I already got it. I won't throw it away that's for sure. I won't take it today either. It's too late.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hey, I'm on Crouton RIGHT NOW. How cool is that, mate?

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