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2018-12-04 at 1:06 PM UTC in Amusing real-life names of different niggers
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2018-12-03 at 9:45 PM UTC in It's been fucking years since I've had sleep paralysis
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not it.
you know how sometime you wake up but couldnt feel or move your arm because the nerves were folded and constricted while you were asleeep ?
sleep paralysis happens when the same thing happens to the nerves in your spine in your neck.
Actually My pulmonologist was a sleep expert and ran one of the first Sleep Studies (Brain harnest) and I just happened to get him at my hospital. It's kind of like the other person said. It's limboland between wake and sleep. the body create a chemical that shuts your body down for a bit, then releases and lets you move around to circulate before doing it again and again. it's to keep yourself from sleep walking or flailing your arms about and hurting yourself.
your eyes might open and you're coming out of the dream or REM stage and you're halfway between waking up and the lowest level of sleep (pre REM stage which I believe has 3 stages)
it's pretty scary for first timers. sometimes it's a nightmare if you suffer from Sleep Apnea and have Sleep Paralysis at the same time. Fuck sakes, you're not breathing and you can't move.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-03 at 5:50 PM UTC in Can we just fucking ban Bill Krozby already
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2018-12-03 at 5:21 PM UTC in Can we just fucking ban Bill Krozby already
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2018-12-03 at 6:41 AM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea right. like those perpetual wars had affected you somehow directly or indirectly.
were you drafted up, told to man up, made to dress tactically and shipped over seas into these "wars" ???
Oh, US warmongering has had a pretty big effect on me. It's a big part of why my country is as wealthy as it is today, why I got to go to college for free, why it's easy for me to find a well paying job. US exploitation of just about anybody it can get away with exploiting has been a wonderful thing for me.
This might be difficult for your small addled mind to grasp because basic human decency is beyond you but it's possible to be opposed to exploitation and murder, even when it provides some kind of benefit to you. -
2018-12-02 at 11:43 PM UTC in I'm a weirdo magnet- seems like the strangest people always want to be my friendsWell, I was told at 3pm. Friday that they wanted to release me. When the doctor returned she pretty much said "you gotta go-now". Okay, I only live 2 1/2 hours away from this hospital, which they knew from go... Alright, it's just gonna take a while for my ride to get here.
First thing I do is try to bum a smoke from someone, anyone... First dude comes up to me, and he's like "I'm so sorry, wish I had one for you... Give me a few, I'll find a store, what do you smoke?" he walks off and comes back 30mins later with a full pack and a brand new Bic lighter. Oh my God, his name was Jack, and he was my nicotine angel, like for real.
Well, while Jack was gone, I asked another dude if he had a smoke. He literally had half a cigarette and insisted on splitting it with me. I told him to sit down next to me, he was shivering cold, so I gave him a blanket I had. He told me after he smoked the cig and blunt he had, he was going to go blow his brians out. Funny that, hmm, I almost asked if I could tag along, but I asked why he wanted to kill himself.
Apparently, his wife and 3 kids had been killed not too long ago by a drunk driver, who had also been killed by the impact. He showed me pics on his phone of his wife, whom he was married to for 15 years, and his kids. He even showed me pics of their funeral, which was really sad. He said when he'd been locked up, she visited every month, brought the kids, and stayed loyal to him for the years he was behind bars (some kind of tax fraud was what he was locked up for according to him.) While in prison he'd gotten a degree (I forget what he told me on that.) and hadn't been out too long when they were killed.
My heart really went out to this guy. So, while waiting for my ride, I said well, let's go sit inside the lobby since it's cold. After all, I just got released not long ago. Nope, security had a shit fit and chased us out. He said fuck it I'll get seen in the ER so we can stay warm until your mom gets here. Oh no, security went on bitching refusing to let him be seen in the ER for 20mins - he finally pulled out his phone can called his dad, who apparently is a big time lawyer. His dad said his name and pretty much said "go ahead and deny my son being seen in the ER, I am going to have a field day with your ass and your employers ass in court."funnily enough, this is a catholic hospital too. Apparently Jesus doesn't want people literally discharged within the hour to be able to stay out of the cold until their ride gets there... Or to let a homeless person to be seen in their publicly funded ER. FINALLY, they let him go in and be seen, after they asked "why didn't you get seen with Her at the same time?" fucktards, I've been here 2 fucking weeks.
He saw a friend of his there who'd been waiting over 2 hours, poor guy had a hell of fever. I had some Tylenol on me and gave him a couple. I figured it might help him, and I can get more, I don't know if this guy has any money or anyway to get more if he needs it... Security comes up to me and flips their shit "you giving pills away?!".. "huh? Dude, I just gave him Tylenol. Shit you literally can buy on every corner store, every rite aid pharmacy without a prescription." so they kick me out, so dude I was with comes with me. We sit on the corner literally huddled together for warmth waiting. Then two security vehicles, one with a dog, comes up to us and says literally" get the fuck up, we don't want scum like you next to our building". This has my new found friend flipping shit telling them to apologize to me or he's gonna "send them home to their families in a box"... I like "calm the fuck down, pick you battles and luckily my ride finally shows up, so we get in and my ride takes him to another hospital where he checks in for Psych so he can at least be warm and have food for a few days to a week.
He told me" give it 30 days and my daddy will give me some money.. I think it was fate I met you, you calm me down like my wife used to, I can hear it in your voice. I wanna make things better for us both. You literally intervened in me killing myself tonight. Just give me a month, and I'll have shit right for us- I don't care if you shoot dope. I know you're in pain. My momma, before she died did the same thing. Me, I just smoke weed, that's it. I've hussle drugs before, but weed is all I partake of. Trust me, I'll make shit better, just keep in contact with me, and come see me if you can. "
Dude is Perto Rican, 46 years old, he was telling me what it was like when he was growing up down there. He came to the the continental united states when he was a teen because his parents split up. He was telling me stories about when he was hussling on the streets, hardships he'd had, being locked up, how he met, and married his wife and all. Guy was a genuinely nice person, a good soul, albeit, he does have a little bit of a screw loose, but I do believe him about his father- he didn't mention anything about that until he made a phone call and had it on speaker phone to pretty much tell off the cops. I do believe his father is the bug time lawyer he says. He'd mentioned cases his father had won, and I looked them up, and yeah, he was right. It'd be kinda odd to just have someone who'd ansse the phone saying "hey, dad, I've got an issue with these security pigs who won't let me be seen at the ER here" and them say their name, and tell them he'd be thrilled to have their ass in a court room, all randomly like that. He said he doesn't have much to do with his father, except when he's been in trouble with the law, but his dad sends him money periodically.
Meh, either way, pretty interesting encounter with a nut who's become my friend. Maybe things do happen for a reason. He's a good guy I believe anyway. We've been calling back and forth from where he's at in the psychward. He's got at least some interesting stories to tell anyway,and it was nice to have someone stand up for me when assholes wanted to assert their assholishness.
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2018-12-02 at 10:04 PM UTC in Dumb drug dealer/user stories?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-02 at 8:55 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-02 at 2:17 PM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-02 at 12:20 PM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
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2018-12-02 at 11:09 AM UTC in Good News Everyone! George HW Bush finally dead!
Originally posted by Technologist You’d be lucky to live a life like 41 did. A marriage to a kind woman for over 70 years. Becoming a president of the US. Producing a lovely family. You could only be so lucky.
POTUS is about the same sort of achievement as "king of hell", it might be hard to get there but it shouldn't earn you any respect. From the "lovely family" he spawned we got one mass murderer and one governor of Florida, I'm not sure which is worse. You might be lucky to live the life of a president but you'd still be a asshole the world is better off without. -
2018-12-02 at 9:26 AM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 12:09 AM UTC in TV watching is patheticIt's a one way method of communication, and you have to watch the shows as someone else decides to show them to you.
It's pathetic that anyone would allow themselves to have someone else talk down to them, but not have anyway to talk back.
That's why the internet is great. If I want to I can talk to my favourite youtubers, fight with my favourite bloggers, and email with my favourite podcasters. All direct, with no interns or social media managers in the way.
If you can't interact with the producers of the content you consume as some sort of an equal then you're fucking pathetic and should reevaluate your life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-01 at 10:57 PM UTC in Blow jobs start like thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-01 at 10:43 PM UTC in TRUMP is a TRAITOR to the US
Originally posted by -SpectraL You do know what Arabs do to women, don't you? They genital mutilate them. Force them to cover their faces and heads and bodies. Mistreat them and regard them as merely property. Closely monitor their every move. Beat them when they misbehave. This is life-long torture and humiliation for those women. And yet this is what the Democrats like Schumer and Pelosi applaud for. They want even more of these torturers to flood into the country and take our women for themselves and replace our populations. They want to let over 100 million of them in by 2030. Eliminate all borders? Eliminate ICE? Who would else but a born fool would vote for this? Sky-high taxes to feed the con-job fake agendas of the Dem's globalist handlers in the UN? Really? Why would anyone in their right mind vote for that? And if you don't support Trump, yes, you DO support that. That makes you a fool.
Seriously, are you submitting a new definition for the term "fool"?
Look up at the little camera hole and smile, please.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-01 at 12:41 PM UTC in Taking the idea of having a long lasting relationship seriouslyI literally can not imagine a life bad enough to make me jealous of Bill Krozby. I would commit suicide out of shame if I woke up one day and realized I was somehow that horrible of a human beingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-01 at 12:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm being discharged tonight with 5 days worth of my pain meds (dilaudid/hydromorphone-ironic, isn't it?) anyway… I think I might take a shot and put them all in a 10 or even 20 ML syringe and shoot to the moon tonight when I get home.
Fingers crossed. My tolerance has gone down at least. I think I'll have enough to get off this rock, and on the right bus.
Blah blah. You have access to much more lethal things than a half assed opioid OD, if you want to join Malice so bad then just blow your brains out or something simple and reliable like that.
Maybe he killed himself because he couldn't bear to read any more of your inane rambling. It's too bad, it should have been you instead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC in Have you ever wondered...I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
I never air kissed again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-30 at 8:56 PM UTC in SpectraL is literally the dumbest fucking person on this websiteOne and two don’t make him dumb. You’re only making this thread because he doesn’t want to learn French, not because he can’t. Who gives 2 shits?
Who cares that you know more than one language? Only you! Just because that is an interest to you doesn’t mean everyone has to be interested in the same things you are. Knowing more than one language doesn’t make you anything special. It just makes you a verbose, condescending jerk.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-30 at 6:04 PM UTC in The military has some amazing weapons.
Originally posted by aldra Putin explicitly publicised the new hypersonic weapons (Kinzahl, Avengard, SARMAT-II etc) to scare the maniac neocons in the US away from the idea of a first strike or a 'winnable nuclear exchange'.
It really depends on the weapon. Some work better as a deterrent, others simply can't be developed or tested secretly.
its a double/multi edged sword, many possibilities.
it could be done as a deterence,
it could also be done for internal consumption, rousing political support from the masses.
or it could be a merely paid advertisement to scare the shit out of americans to the point they will no longer object to further increase in military spending for more bombs and 'stealth' planes, entirely paid for by american armaments industries.
have you ever asked yourself why are there so many 'russia/china can beat the shit out of america' videos on youtube ?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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