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2018-12-14 at 7:33 AM UTC in So I went full OCD mode trying to figure out how User Titles are assignedTuskugee FUCKBOIThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 3:47 AM UTC in When you're at the store buying liquor and walk into the 'mixer' aisleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 9:34 PM UTC in Does anybody else notice that everybody who abused bundy as a teenager is essentially retarded?
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2018-12-13 at 4:13 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickAlways amusing when the young(er) disparage their (very near) future selves..lololThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 2:19 PM UTC in Are you guys prepped?Maybe some comfort food would help change that?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-13 at 11:49 AM UTC in Old white women make me sickThey usually come in three flavors, no matter where you go or where you see them:
Exhibit A: Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman
You can literally spot this variety from a mile away, what with their OFFENSIVELY LOUD and NASALLY voices that dominate the entire general area. They also have some sort of flamboyant and bizarre hair style and color, usually some shade of red or purple or an AMALGAMATION of both. They favor pungent, room permeating perfumes of the MUSK & MOTHBALL variety and cover up their VIRGINIA SLIM breath with a horrible candy like WERTHER'S ORIGINAL CARAMELS or generic Dollar Store peppermint. They're known for their flaring, irrational tempers especially when confronted with something they don't understand, and enjoy complaining about literally everything.
Exhibit B: Senile Old White Woman
Unlike Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, Senile Old White Woman is awkwardly quiet. She often avoids eye contact and speaks in mumbles or hushed tones. When speaking to this variety, she often replies with "Huh?" or "What?" to the point it becomes maddeningly frustrating. You will find this variety in sweat pants and sweaters, usually, even when it's 100F (37.7C) outside. This variety will also create delusions of what is really happening within her mind. For example, she might come to you to explain that she needs help with her computer because "the alien cows are hacking her satellite television and using it to gain access to her computer to disable her AOL e-mail". This variety is extremely paranoid, suspicious, and can often not be reasoned with.
And finally...
Exhibit C: Raging Bitch Old White Woman
Avoid this one. She can be identified by a PERMANENT SCOWL that has been seared onto her face by decades of rage. She is the most hateful of the 3 primary varieties of old white women. She BEGINS conversations with DEMANDS in aggressive tones and manners and will not work with you on any level. It's "HER WAY or the HIGHWAY", so to speak. Similar to Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, she also loves to complain about literally EVERYTHING. She is incapable of achieving happiness or satisfaction. No amount of effort is good enough.
And there you have it. The 3 primary varieties of old white woman. There are also some lesser sub-varieties than deserve honorable mentions and they include:
Wealthy Upper Class & Entitled Old White Woman
Fat & Disgusting Low Class Garbage Old White Woman
Bull-Dyke Old White Woman
And others
Time to die, ladies. Your time here has been long enough and everyone knows it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-13 at 6:18 AM UTC in Today I was α as fuck to a chick instead of my usual β self
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You did goof, son. I had a similar situation last week but I made it work out for me.
Because I was PREPPED.
You are a shit the bed retard and it is nothing short of a miracle that you get laid as much as you claim. Nobody should aim to be like you and the women you fuck with barely have half a functioning brain. -
2018-12-13 at 4:39 AM UTC in Are you guys prepped?
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2018-12-13 at 4:39 AM UTC in Are you guys prepped?
Originally posted by aldra I posted something relevant a long time ago, but can't find it now - it was a guy who survived the Yugoslavia breakup talking about how he got by when society disintegrated.
I found it - even if it doesn't apply to where you live or if you don't foresee a situation like this happening, it's an interesting read:
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2018-12-12 at 6:36 PM UTC in The married broad that I'm banging told me that her husband..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-12 at 6:27 PM UTC in I figured out a way to get free money1 per customer, now what?
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2018-12-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in I figured out a way to get free moneyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-12 at 2:39 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-12 at 1:22 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-12 at 12:02 PM UTC in Secretly Recording The Reaction Of Someone Who's Vehicle I've Scratched
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Cars are evil, especially if you don't drive, which I know some of you cucking out about this don't.
Cars take up urban space, especially with roads, destroy social cohesion, reinforce class divides, and generally enable the rich to behave more shitty than they otherwise could.
I have no problem with destoying cars, especially luxury cars.
You can find any excuse to hate. Should everyone with money be vandalized? You jealous because they have money and a car, and you don’t? So since you don’t, they should be vandalized? Some sort of fucked up logic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-11 at 9:14 PM UTC in How do they get babies to cry for movies
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2018-12-11 at 8:35 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
Originally posted by Archer513 It’s not us men’s fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
And us men hit our peak at 35-60
What’s a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies…
With all due respect Arch..
I’m 34 and I’ve never felt so sexy and sexual
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2018-12-11 at 8:29 PM UTC in Aldi is truly the greatest thing next to sliced bread...I've always said Lid-ul AND THAT'S THE WAY I'LL KEEP SAYING IT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-11 at 8:21 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickIt’s not us men’s fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
And us men hit our peak at 35-60
What’s a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-11 at 7:47 PM UTC in Old white men make me sickBenny?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
