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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well I am non confrontarional but it's half like "I just dont see the point of fighting on the internet" and the other half "you dont know me! You dont know me!" So why would i get upset by what ppl say. Everything else about this thread is confusing lol

    Can I play your labia like a sitar?



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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I'm genuinely curious as to why you would think you understand me or consider me to be a normie.

    Its just irritating to see literal retards make assumptions about me based on their ignorance.
    And im OCD enough to care

    You're pretty fucking obviously a major faggot/retard from the stupid shite you're always posting here.



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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by cupocheer He had a nice belt buckle but it wasn't that big.

    Hahahahahahh, quality.



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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by cupocheer I love being an American?

    If any of you had ever been out of this country and livrd in any others you would love AMERICA, too. (and know why you felt that way)

    I got a pal here I been hanging with for a while now, we all call him yankie john. He's from new jersey, just across the river from new York, he's a really cool guy an all. He's been here 28 years and says its way better over here for living.



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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Our pro sports champions are automatically world champions because we're so clearly the number one country.

    I'm just kidding. Im tryna move to Uruguay I just gotta get my ducks lined up real nice.

    Uruguay's in my top 5 of countries I want to move to. Montevideo looks like a really cool city and they're way more democratic than UK/USA.

    Notice you never hear about uruguavian immigrants?



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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    In fact she's obvs a right dirty cow, she most prolly banging a few others, at least.



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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh shit, sounds like she's over-compensating to me. There's only one reason why chicks over compensate on signs of affection. Clearly she's fucking someone else.



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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Fuck off loser



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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I managed to find it… God only knows why I sought it out.

    Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.

    But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of…


    Yeah I remember first seeing that in bizarre magazine when some weirdo wrote in asking for advice on how to go about doing it. They basically told him that you'd be very unlikely to find a doctor who'd risk his licence to do it for you so you'd have to do it yourself and it will hurt like hell. Dunno if they managed to put the guy off or what tho but they did post a pic that made me cringe every time I thought about it.

    I mean why? Why on living fu k would you want to do that for?



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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You think raping girls is helping them? You're more retarded than I thought.



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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson More 80s/early 90s. That Job at the private air charter brokers was…ummm 1984 or so…the Pall Mall house thing was 86-95 or so…(on and off after I quit I still worked there on the side at weekends etc as a "doorman" for the dance place).

    That happy Mondays poisoning the pidgeons on that roof was around 87/88 and was absolute legendary, especially around Manchester. There's no way if you were working there you'd not have heard. I'm calling shenanigans here, you're fucking bullshitting us.



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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I'm no one either…like I said just a coincidence …I've also had 3 long term relationships with women named Victoria..which isn't a common name…and then have also been with 4 nurses or nursing related. Shit just keeps repeating…

    I often ponder on these oddities and what the universe demands of me.

    Yeah I know, like at good hundred or so of the chicks I been with were all drug users. I mean how much of a coincidence is that? Fucking weird man.



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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A minute


    So you are a girl?



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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is a scene in that movie where the Gallagher brothers are on a roof top poisoning pigeons…I used to be the property manager of that building and would sit up there eating my lunch. Pall Mall House, 20 church street manchester…they added some floors and changed it into fancy apartments now.


    I think you'll find it was happy Mondays, Shaun Ryder a co.



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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by totse3.com didn't the tick epidemic come out of NY long island? the lyme disease?
    interesting you brought this up. false positives on mono or some shit.

    Yeah Jeff Hunter started it with Bill Clinton.



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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    We don't get any of that shit here. About the most dangerous things in our forests are adders and badgers. Neither of which are very dangerous at all. In fact I think those ticks that give you Lyme disease are prolly the worst actually.



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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Is it expensive stuff? I was selling some weight loss supplements(xls) on eBay a couple of months ago and that shit was expensive shit. Worked out around £2 per tablet/sachet. That's not far off four of your yankie dollars.



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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    The last time I did meff I was up jerking off most of the night.



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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not mandatory.

    I bet they saw totsy coming



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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I thought thats when the party starts.

    No that's not until the shadow people that the shadow people are seeing are seeing shadow people.



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