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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I even told her in a pm the more she shows shit is bothering her the more she'll make herself a target for it. She clearly didn't listen, can't say I didn't warn her.


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Wondering who else to add…


    You expect us to read all your shitposting like this is your personal diary, but you're too delicate to read ours, clearly. Damn what a freaking little pussy

    Somebody not on the list please quote so she see's it

    Yeah fuck you bitch you don't get rid that easy lol




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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Pretty sure its a spectrum tbh


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Couldn't tell if this was good or bad




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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Good good


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You're a NARCassist


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Also why you even thinking about chatting shit about an ex on SM like a total bitch for?


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Speaking of rimjobs what do you think?

    It's gay for a guy to get one IMO but I would feel more secure talking shit about an ex on social media if she gave me one as opposed to the other way around. Or at least it was mutual.

    Gay what, from another dude you mean? If so then yes, of course

    Otherwise have a think about what you said for a minute

    "Is hetero sex gay?" lolmao


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I get the hiccups a lot. A friend told me to go to a mirror and stare into your eyes and I swear it works.

    No, take a very deep breath and hold it, while holding it swallow 3 times, like just go through the motion of swallowing, don't actually try to swallow anything. But have to be proper full swallows or doesn't work, not quite as easy as it sounds.

    Holding nose and try to blow out of it hard like a diver does to regulate the pressure in his ears, can also work.


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who would you be saying "you needed air" to if GG was dead?

    If you are gonna stab someone make sure you do the job properly.

    Well she's Irish you moron so everyone in the bar on her way out obvs


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 16yr old girl sits next to wariat at the bar

    "Hi, I'm Olga, what's your name"

    "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LICK MY DIRTY 40YR OLD ASSHOLE?"

    Girl walks away.

    Wariat sits bemused.

    Prolly goes "T'huh" then snarl's "Fucking little slut" under his breathe


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Instigator I swear

    Type bad then you click the thumpsdown and then a nose appears.

    So why is tha

    I smell bullshit


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    btw, is a you problem if they run away


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sounds like a her problem

    Oh shit you just reminded me I gotta do summing

    Thx Scron xx


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Insphinctergator will prolly come back to check in about 1/2 hour expecting to see a reply saying summing like:

    "Oi you bastard my Mom just texted to tell me my new nephew had just been born and you made me reply with I bad 👎"


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Enigma I avoid using emojis other than :)

    Are you half baked? Coz this forum is


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That didn't quite work out as you planned did it insphinctergator?


    And now you got yourself a new nickname an all, dawdy lol


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    A Svincta Seswot?


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So you wanna trick me into sending Bad 👎 to a friend of mine, like I'm stupid or something?


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I thought about how easy it would be to stab GG in the pub toilets then walk out saying I needed air, where there was no CCTV and no one had witnessed me in the pub yet.

    Sounds like a solid plan, I mean what on earth could possibly go wrong?


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