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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I also have Elephantiasis of the penis.

    So your dick looks like the Elephant man?


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's your dick hand then.

    Fucking what??




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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fortunately it's not in my sword hand.

    Phewww thank god for that, you nearly had me going there mate


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood perhaps you would have better luck setting up a 3way with a m/mtf couple

    Who?


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wariat tries this on 16 year old girls in polane all the time and they just run away. LIAR

    See the trick to that one is to not make the girl feel like a pedo while getting her to talk about sex


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Thought you were gonna talk about summing fucked up and unheard of like Brucellosis or summing, that only Norsemen get, for a moment


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Dude that ain't nuttin, fuck


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    At least it was in the west anyway hahahahahah


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Good decade


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS VIKINGS DISEASE?


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is a shocking revelation.

    Donald and GG trying to doubleteam Kafka and kafka not killing them both?

    Kafka, I thought you were hardcore…why didn't you stab them?

    Signed

    Disappointed in Houston.

    She wants it really just too embarrassed to say so on the boards.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Enigma Kinkou is from 200 miles northeast of where I am from ironically. I didn't notice it at first but we talk similar, have similar mannerisms, both extremely polite, white Northern European ancestry. And kind people.

    I'm Norse myself, not so kind tho lol

    Well only when I wannabe


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Or a porn producer


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe tomorrow.







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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I saw people talking about genshin today. Owen is this guy I've seen about on the internet for like a decade but we've only started talking recently. He said he'd help me if I get stuck playing Greyhack but idk if I want to start a friendship with him because he's married. I think I'm just latching onto him because he seems like a non-toxic male which is rare.

    A simp ain't gonna stay married for too long, so maybe you should get in there now ready.


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson from a friendless jobless shut-in who is online 24/7..no suprises there then

    Damn Jiggy, you shud go grab a fire extinguisher and keep it next to you coz you about to catch fire in this fred

    Scron been burned so many times now it too late to save him now tho


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm too busy playing video games to read this thread has anyone said anything that wasn't retarded yet?

    NO

    Sorry Scron but he did ask


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    April is so sweet she like April showers

    And you are gold girl





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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I will in fact pee on you if the dollar is right. Do u know what I mean?

    Holy shit sweetie, well you just became 100 times more interesting

    WOW girl


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I saw Kafka saying she wouldn't talk about sex with Donald Trump. I don't see how she got that from the book club.

    But a trick I learned, not only to get women I just met talking about sex but getting women on dating apps that I haven't met to not only reply but immediately talk about sex.

    I will usually begin with trolling and saying I'm into pee. But I will make it like I'm vulnerable or embarrassed about it. Usually them peeing on me but I switch it up sometimes. It doesn't have to be pee it could be anything. But it's funny because I start out trolling them about it but the more we talk about it I actually start getting turned on. If this becomes a more common tactic you may have to try scat. It's been a while since I've done this. Idk how the dating scene has (d)evolved. But this works 100% better than spamming dick pics.

    Scat play, that's fucking nasty you freak lol


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