2018-11-16 at 3:12 AM UTC
You were instructed to go get a colonoscopy at age 50 (manditory) and then every year after 55.
This new poop-cancer detection for polyps or blood no longer requires the mandatory cancer cells by scope. it's that sensitive they say.
I had one done before I really hated it back then
You drank this massive Gallon size liquid that looks like a plastic gallon of milk (with a minty green tint) and you had to drink as much of it.. no less than 2/3rds I believe. and you shit for about 5 minutes.. get gassy bloated for an hour and then you can't pry yourself away from the toilet for maybe 3-4 hours. with trips going back every 45 minutes for ghost shits or some bile release.
I was told.. no problem. they just have you drink a quart size now. but then by chance, last year or so they made this new test mandatory or apart of the system which unless it shows blood or something.. you don't need to get scoped.
This was my gift to you as information an older person can give unto younger people about something they don't need to fear when they hit 50 and saving your 0-rings from serious carnage by the camera hose.
2018-11-16 at 3:27 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
My mom recently had a colonoscopy.
Please hold all "yo mamma got anally penetrated" jokes for the time being.
I may go and have a colonoscopy myself. Just some exploratory shit.
Heck, I might lube myself up and bring in a bottle of alkyl nitrites just to make it more fun.
2018-11-16 at 6:36 AM UTC
Smelling Salt.
I thought the Alkyl Nitrites was the chemical in the drink to make you poop. so I got confused maybe. but then again.. maybe it is in there. who knows.
2018-11-16 at 9:06 AM UTC
Smelling salts are typically ammonia based, if I recall correctly.
If you're going to huff an ihalant for recreational purposes, I highly recommend:
1. Nitrous oxide (e.g. laughing gas / whipped cream chargers).
2. Amy nitrites (poppers).
3. Purified diethyl ether (I have yet to try it, but I hear it's great).
Gasoline, glue, these are things to avoid.
2018-11-16 at 9:08 AM UTC
I wonder if smelling salts are more effective than say a small cup of fresh rancid diarrhea. Sorry just wondering.
2018-11-16 at 9:09 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah, amyl nitrate, not alkyl, is a butthole loosener that gets sold in sex shops
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2018-11-16 at 9:21 AM UTC
Butthole loosener
That was my nickname in high school
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2018-11-16 at 12:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
yeah, amyl nitrate, not alkyl, is a butthole loosener that gets sold in sex shops
I thought it was like a butthole tightener or something.
I never used it for sex, but it gives you a what feels like a warm flush of blood to your head and whole body.
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2018-11-16 at 12:32 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
The shit always used to give me a headache.
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2018-11-16 at 1:23 PM UTC
Golytly is the stuff that most of them use to clean ya out.
Jig needs some to clear out his BS.💩
