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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I was having a moment but no. not gay. just wanted to show off my old man butthole thinking it might gross you guys out but I forgot how Gay people have become over the past generation.

    also Pride week. I forgot today was Juneteenth and umm the bank was closed.

    pfft!

    What is Juneteenth anyway?

    Think I'd prefer a teenth of crack tbph


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Calm down pinky. Let the tourniquet release



    Originally posted by DontTellEm Some dumb drug obsessed low life



    Originally posted by DontTellEm ā€œ Iā€™m gonna save the world!! ā€¦. Passes out ā€œ
    Ooookay.


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    And Peterborough isn't in Cornwall


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Its spelt pasty


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You retard


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Wrong


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Elbow i don't think so, no. which is weird because my dad is a brit and i've been to britbongland a few times and you'd fukken THINK i'd eat a cornish pasty at some point… but no? we're sitting on some beef that'd be perfect for it though… we should probably make sum. if scronny makes the pastry dough i'd be down to put 'em together.

    The key to making a proper Cornish pasty is getting the pepper just right

    btw we don't eat brains here in Britbongland

    We do eat Brains faggots tho

    you'd like that Noob


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Elbow mmm delicious bean pies and cakes i love delicious pies and cakes and pastries

    You ever have a proper Cornish pasty?


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny did a bee sting you?

    No a rat bit him


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny went over my head. wut mean?

    I don't remember now


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Being a world class chef I make my own recipes.

    Using a cookbook is like forming a band and only ever playing covers rather than your own songs.

    Jiggy what kind of chef did you train as?

    I did a bit of chef training myself once


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Meatloaf has bread in it.

    You retard


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    How long have you been eating brains you retard?


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Scron's probably one of those tools who'd glue himself to the road.

    Train tracks


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jerryb Be funny as fuck if they got a bunch of tranny virgins in heaven. Just imagine the look on his face moments after pressing the button on his suicide vest.

    They get 72 nuns


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Being a world class chef I make my own recipes.

    Using a cookbook is like forming a band and only ever playing covers rather than your own songs.

    Some covers are better than the original





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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ner vegas there's not much really solid information on this especially considering how many different types of nuclear weapons there are with different levels of radiation persistence.

    generally speaking though the most dangerous radioactive materials are particles, not the waves themselves, and they land on the ground if you're outside the immediate danger zone. assuming society's still in such a state that it's possible, you can reduce the intensity and lifespan of dangerous radiation by like 80% just by turning the top soil, but that'd require either machinery or a large group of workers (ideally with NBC protection) working over a wide area.

    If your Grandmother or any other member of your family should die whilst in the shelter, put them outside, but remember to tag them first for identification purposes.


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny all 450 Gaaillion wealth of his.

    Dude can buy a fucking small country with the money he has.

    lives in a modest house in the Sunset/Monterey district of San Francisco

    So he can be nearer the crackheads


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    If I cook from a recipe I nearly always pimp it up somewhat or other

    Same way I always pimp it up if I cooked a frozen pizza(which I rarely ever use)


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i stopped using banks years ago

    https://kms.kinesis.money/signup?referrer=KM13497944

    Can't imagine you had much choice in Canada huh?


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