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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well your entire body is covered in bacteria…as I noted of course it's a good idea to always wash your hands but just think about how many times a person might touch their face/mouth/nose/ears etc everyday…those are also PACKED with bacteria…moreso than the shaft of your willy (assuming you shower at least once a day).

    I'd wager rubbing your eyes/mouth/nose runs a higher level of bacterial transfer than holding the shaft of my cock, if Kafka wants to try both methods, rubbing my nose and then squeezing my cock I'm more than happy to assist in such an experiment…in the name of science of course.

    You know you're right it is just bacteria. But then the thought of another dude touching shit I touch straight after he had his dick in his hand is what really grosses me out, shaft or nothing, there's a good few reasons why you'd touch more than just the shaft while pissing, and as a man I know this, which means it can play on my mind the thought of it. I think I'm happier with ignorance is bliss in the idea that "most people probly" washes their hand regular. That's how polite society is supposed to function.

    Also people don't just piss in the toilet either. Would you like me maybe passing you a spoon 5 minutes after my unwashed hand was wiping a piece of tp right up the crack of my freshly shit arse>
  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    There was really only one answer for that innit?


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Crispy Are you black

    Oh hell no


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wonder if he had of shat his pants if Trump would have called him out for it right there and then on live television.

    He mighta just piped up and said "Well you can tell us for yourself in just 2 years" lol


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Especially as for all I know you could have the old Columbo drip


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Lots of bacteria breed in your pants tho Jiggy, you know where you shaft lives most of the time

    The body heat makes it a perfect breeding ground

    I'd rather not have your fingers on my shit with your pants bacteria stuck all over them

    you dirty bastard lol


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Crispy U dont talk to me, so i dont put u on list. If i dont know you then you wont be on list. If you wanted to be on list just pm me your username and ill call you a pedo or smth

    Oh hell no, I don't want that, I'm not benny or wariat lol


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by frala Lanny is only black from the waist down thank you.

    So is he only a woman from the waist up now then?


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I knew they didn't wash their hands because sometimes the bathroom door would swing open and I saw.

    You were peeping you mean?


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Obiden did do better than I thought they were gonna do tbf


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I have been waiting a good while to be fair Spectral, you should know this


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So you think they should die because of this?


    btw, I'm very OCD as well about hygiene on food prep. I'll literally wash to death anything before I use it, and afterwards.


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Crispy You didnt give me any reasons to hate you and i dont know you’re name

    Hello, I'm mememememe, is good to meet you

    Aren't you 51? I'm also 51 atm, so snap lol


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag When you can't be redeemed, the world is better off without you. That's the case for Lanny, Sophie and Aldra.

    Not defending them per se, but that is just your opinion. There would obviously be many people in this world who would disagree, their family and friends especially, who would all likely miss them dearly and be very grief stricken at their loss, I'm sure.


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Now tell me of these "murderous" thoughts you have about me?


    And while you're at it give me your dads email address


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I suspect I have a psycho streak because I attract those types and have a few traits. When guys in highschool picked on me I would stab their hands with sharp pencils, punched a guy and hit another guy's face with a wet floor cone. Annoying me just makes me murderous. I have strong self-preservation instincts and no forgiveness.

    If you think you're a psychopath then you're definitely not a psychopath. True psychopaths don't think there is anything wrong with them, they think they are normal.


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Nobody cares about your shitty anime eTranny


    Tell us what's your favorite sub sammich?


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm only a self proclaimed world class chef, not a paid professional one like MMQ.

    But yes, It's rare I follow a recipe when making stuff…sure I often refer to recipes but I generally add my 'twist' to anything I cook.

    My world famous sausage and tomato casserole, easy and fast to make, tasty beyond words.

    Obviously you can double/triple this up if you want to batch cook

    1lb sausage (of your choosing, I usually use deer sausage which I get for free from my hunting buddy)
    2-3 mid/large onions
    1lb mushrooms
    3-4 cans of stewed tomatoes
    3 or 4 (to taste) heaped tablesooons of basil flakes
    2 tablespoons of crushed/diced garlic (I usually used the already prepared stuff in a bottle)
    crushed red pepper flakes (quantity depending on how spicy hot you want it, I usually use about 1 1/2 tablespoons)

    cook the sausage slice and set aside
    Slice and saute the onions in butter, when halfway done add the mushrooms and saute the lot
    add the stewed tomatoes
    add all the other crap
    slice up the sausage and throw that in the mix
    simmer for 10-15 mins

    SERVE THAT SHIT UP AND HAVE SOME BREAD (KETO IF YOU'RE LIKE ME) FOR DIPPIN'/SANDWICH MAKIN' PURPOSES.

    ..and with the theme of the response…MAKE IT YOUR OWN RECIPE.

    I've often put cheese into sausage and tomato casserole, let it all melt and become part of the sauce. Try it its good, you get that extra layer of flavor and it thickens it nicely.

    Also Carrots


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll let the universe decide if he's the one. Let a coin flip decide if I should track him down.

    This is why the British make Irish jokes all the time mocking their stupidity and that weird wonky logic they talk all the time


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag That tactic doesn't work on a psychopath, it's what gets you killed.

    Are you calling yourself a psychopath?


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