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2017-08-13 at 9:53 PM UTC in The Murdering Nazi at Va Rally
Originally posted by NARCassist wait what, did he kill two pigs?? yeah, what a fucking legend
no you illiterate retard. the cops died because they don't know how to fly and had absolutely nothing to do with the rally itself. the media saying '3 died' is trying for sensationalism because the cops weren't even there. ONE dumb bitch died via suicide-by-bumper.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-13 at 9:10 PM UTC in getting a fox addicted to weed baconthis^
when i was sleeping in my car i used to park in this same car park on the outskirts of the city alongside a chainlink fence. on the other side of the fence was this driveway leading to a gate that went into a park. about 3am one night, it was summer and i had the window right down and was tootin some gear when i saw a fox emerge from the bush by the gate. i sat perfectly still and watched as another fox appeared, followed by 3 cubs. this happened almost the same time every night. i started to get packs of chicken breast and steaks and dropped them the other side of the fence to where i was parked and would sit perfectly still and watch a family of foxes dine on the meat literally 2 yards from me. i did film it on my phone at the time but it was years ago and lost the footage. i was like a homeless david attenborough.
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2017-08-12 at 7:08 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own faceHey, I did that once too mash, but not in the shower. It seemed like it would be hot at the time, but after the semen hit my face and I rapidly went into the refractory period it wasn't that fun anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-11 at 4:28 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own faceShit, who doesn't jack off in the shower in jail? As long as it's a shower with at least some amount of privacy. Y'all niggas ain't clean that shit, though? They gave us cleaning supplies to clean up our tank (what some jails call a dorm) every night when the floor workers, which are like trustees that clean up the quad/pod area outside of the tanks where they roll trays and shit through, were out doing their work. We'd usually dump the mopwater, mixed with some of that green bleach shit, into the showers. By we I mean somebody else. I didn't clean shit. It was always the same three or four people that would hop up to clean the tank. Anyway.. even with them doing that, some older dude went into the shower without his crocs one time and got some foot fungus. Who the fuck goes in the shower barefoot in jail? Some dudes tried to warn him, but I think he thought they were messing around.
When I was 17-18, in a moderate-risk level 6 DJJ program in Florida, I got the doctor to put me on Vyvanse because it was the only decent medication in there, and we went into a portable outside for school, and I went off into the bathroom in there and beat my meat.
Oh, and one time, my girlfriend at the time was fucked up on bars.. I probably was too.. anyway, it was the only time she let me fuck her in the ass, but instead of using lube, I just had her suck my dick first to get it wet.. then it'd dry out after a bit of fucking, so I had her suck my dick again.. and went back and forth like that between her ass and her mouth. I think she was too fucked up to realize how gross it was, or care.
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2017-08-11 at 4:06 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own faceWhen I was 19 and in jail i would jack off in the showers in one specific shower corner and it created little worms in that corner.
And later in that day some black guy went in there to shower and he was like "someones been slackin their jack, we jack worms here!"
I didn't know semen created worms, its like alchemy of some sort.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-11 at 2:15 AM UTC in I'm in north korea right nowI'm actually the assistant to a diplomat for a European nation but I don't really like to brag about it. Everything is fine here...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-09 at 10:57 PM UTC in WWIII
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume So it's really happening.
I predicted all of this back in 2015.
Hopefully it's the other side to perish, I can't die the era of AR is about to begin!
Can you believe it?
Later this year Apple are going to unveil their Apple Glasses, this will have a bigger impact on society than any technological invention to come before it, including the internet.
I'm already planning on living out of a tent with my only belongings being some furniture, necessary tools, my nas and AR HMD.
Thanks to augmented reality I will finally be spending time outside!!!
THis is a godsend!
So we can't allow the gooks to take us out.
Koreans are all garbage anyways so if NK and SK perish nothing of value will be lost.
Hopefully the US can spare Nihon though #pray4japan
This is really surreal
I'm watching a white house press briefing on yt and it looks so staged.
with this can we just finally NUKE the shit out of arabia and china/north korea?
Later on we can focus on genociding south america.
what in the holy shimmering leprechaun shit are you going on about...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-30 at 8:04 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
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2017-07-24 at 11:31 PM UTC in I always check my Thanks when I get onAnd it makes me feel like a feel-good douchebag.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-19 at 11:08 PM UTC in "Car Shopping"Garage hopping is far more profitable. Side doors on garages. Around here every other one is open. Inside, along with almost always guaranteed unlocked vehicle/s, is also potential for other random items of value, such as power tools, electronics, and if you're lucky, a fridge full of booze. :)
It's been found that many women who park in the garage at night also leave their purses in their vehicle, for the record. If not, and if one was willing to be bold, they could slowly and oh so gently try opening the door from the garage to the house, and with a cell phone light it would be simple to find the purse on a nearby counter.
Lastly, depending on the fucks you've to give, and your situation, in-garage vehicles will almost always have keys in them, and so the potential to commandeer that vehicle is always there. This pretty much involves the understanding that you're going to have to either try to open the garage door manually and quietly, or simply use the electric opener and get out of there quick enough to get away before anyone inside hears.
Clearly that should be used for scenarios such as trying to get to another city or state for free, if you're running away or wanting to drive down to Californ IA and let Lanny take you to pound town. That or if you knew if a chop shop that you could immediately dump the vehicle off to and earn some solid cash for relatively little work.
And yes always steal the change it adds up quick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-12 at 3:03 PM UTC in Lanny's Caring LevelsI think he is trying to learn from his mistakes. Nobody is perfect and you can't please everyone.
Lanny has banned me in an unfair matter before. He fucked with my account and lied to me. He doesn't Thank posts I know he found funny. That's what I'm dealing with, I know that. I still think he does a good job.
I'm not expecting him to change his personality for this forum. That's actually what I like about him. He isn't "the admin" to me. It's Lanny.
The rule set of this place and form of moderation really allows a chill forum atmosphere only a couple SHITRATS try to interrupt by being completely unenhancemented attention junkies.
NiS is aight.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-12 at 2:50 AM UTC in I got my mail-order kid today
Originally posted by RisiR † Second wost lie ever. Third place is the whole being a Russian who came here at 15 on his own with dead parents you don't care about thing. Or maybe not being an alt.
Anyway. Get fucked, boy.
Believe what you want missy, I DGAF.
Anyway, his case worker brought him over this afternoon and stayed for a bit while he checked out his room and whatnot. What's sad is that he had pretty much nothing to unpack. Just one skimpy duffel bag and a small backpack.
After she left, it was somewhat awkward, so I suggested we go on a walk through the neighborhood so I could show him where everything is. Tommy (fuck it, that's what I'll call him) was pretty stoked to see there's a community pool close by, even though he doesn't know how to swim yet.
When we got back we had dinner and then I told him to go chill in his room before bed. He wanted to watch TV, but I convinced him Lincoln Logs are much cooler and we built a little village together.
Tomorrow he'll start a summer program run by my church because I didn't have time to arrange anything else for the summer for while I'm at work. Tommy's incredibly shy, but he'll be with a good group of kids, so I think it'll be fine.
Right now he's in bed, and I'm just wondering what the fuck I've gotten myself into. Oh well tho. Day 1 was pretty easy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-11 at 1:54 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer MiseryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-11 at 1:35 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer MiseryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-11 at 1:12 AM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer MiseryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-09 at 11:19 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid todayI will teach him way of slav.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-09 at 10:52 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid todayHe'll start as a live one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-09 at 12:41 PM UTC in my psychiatrist told me I'm normal
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I was diagnosed with depressive psychosis
No psychiatrist ever brought autism up. It's pretty clear to me that I have quite a few autistic traits, as well as the "autistic speech pattern" discussed earlier but I doubt it would ever qualify as full blown autism
Lol this is actually pretty funny with the wordenhancementThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-09 at 10:47 AM UTC in Determinism
Originally posted by Dargo Wrong. Even if you put a gun to my head and say, "Choose Option A," I can override my will to live and choose Option B if I so desire.
Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills. In other words, you can choose option B over option A if you so desire, but you can't choose to desire it or not. Where is the freedom in that?
Freewill is not conceptually coherent. Either our wills are determined by prior causes (desires) and we are not responsible for them, or they are the product of chance and we are not responsible for them.
The popular conception of freewill rests on two assumptions: that each of us could have behaved differently than we did in the past, and that we are the conscious source of most of our thoughts and actions. Both of these assumptions are false.
There is no way I can influence my own desires - for what tools of influence would I use? Other desires? To say that I would have done otherwise had I wanted to is simply to say I would have lived in another universe had I been in a different universe. Compatibilism amounts to nothing more than an assertion of the following creed: "A puppet is free as long as he loves his strings."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-09 at 10:08 AM UTC in Lanny Imma fuck with the css via code injection and shit and report back to youWe've already been through this, but knock yourself out blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
