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2017-08-18 at 8:20 AM UTC in Money money moneyAlso yee, hit me up when you're in town on the way back through, we'll hit a bar or something if the timing works. Would feel bad letting a guy who traveled the vertical length of the US on $50 pay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-18 at 8:03 AM UTC in I am having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby nobody cares you're a faggit
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Douglass E. Monks
DOB: 6-26-87
4410 Avenue F, Appartment 309
Austin, TX 78751
IP: 72.182.102.192
Phone: (+1)512-945-6786
Arrest Record
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/search?first_name=Douglas&last_name=Monks&state=TX
Possible Relatives
Paula Berry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/paula.monks.77 and https://www.facebook.com/pbmonks
Larry Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/larry.monks.902
Steven Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/steven.monks.79
Riley Monks, Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/riley.monksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-18 at 4:48 AM UTC in I'm drunk you racist nigsI'm not racist I'll race anyoneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 9:25 PM UTC in I use cat prostitutes.
Originally posted by NARCassist just remember that people tend to believe what they want to believe. and in this current climate of mass hysteria concerning child abuse, i'm not sure i'd want to take a gamble with such huge life-changing consequences.
i'm seriously curious tho, how the fuck did you break that one to her?
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Like i said i eased her into it, at first i just made a couple of jokes to gauge her reaction to them, then i made my position on the subject clear from a detached point of view. As in "you know how people think X and Y about pedos?" Then just tell her my perspective with regards to it. After i was sufficiently satisfied she had a non-biased opinion on it i just told her. Not the full extent of it but pieces and bits, once she had indicated she was ok with that i took it slow to reveal more to her. Until i felt comfortable telling her all my desires, thoughts and feelings about it. Now we both sometimes talk how cute loli A or B is. She likes children, but not in the way i like them, but she knows what a cute little girl looks like and sometimes she will go like: Look Soph! I bet you like her, *wink, wink*.
It's nice, liberating as well. It feels pretty great to be able to talk about these things with someone IRL and both be comfortable with it. And just be accepted for who you are. You know? It's not like i can help liking lolis anyway.
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2017-08-17 at 7:37 PM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.This mind numbing conversation in a nutshell:
Obbe: The animal Zarblox is impossible
Me: What is Zarblox?
Obbe: What everyone thinks what Zarblox is.
Me: What does everyone think Zarblox is?
Obbe: An animal that is impossible
Me: But what the fuck is a Zarblox? Is Zarblox just any creature that is impossible? In that case, I could tell you a creature that is impossible and it would be a Zarblox.
Obbe: No, that's not what Zarblox is, a Zarblox is a creature that is impossible
Me: How is it impossible? Is it impossible for it to physically exist? Conceptually exist?
Obbe: Zarblox is impossible
Me: What impossible characteristics does it have?
Obbe: Zarblox is impossible
Me: What would it take for Zarblox to be possible?
Obbe: Zarblox is impossible
Me: Lets assume Zarblox is possible and exist. What would it look like?
Obbe: Zarblox is impossible
Me: Lets assume Zarblox is possible and exist. What would it behave like?
Obbe: Zarblox is impossibleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-17 at 12:27 PM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 4:45 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 4:41 AM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?thank fuck nobody was at my desk. I thought I'd be safe opening a thread about mayonnaise; fucking hell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 4:12 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myselfLet tell me you tell this Falco, from the horse's mouth, straight and narrow like a straightened arrow, a little proverb my dear old private butcher used to recite to me each and every time I went to his corridors to gather product, without fail.
He said, well.. what e said was simple yet you might say.. perplexing, and though I feel like I understand it now, hundreds of times listening to him speak his little saying it took me.
The truth is, even though I heard him hundreds, thousands of times maybe, it was definitely the first time he looked into my eyes, really no emotion, and recited it, and then is when he'd purse his lips and form a grin not unlike the Grinch.
It fucking scared me. It was remarkably sinister the first time he made that goddamn face and I burst out laughing from my nerves but it wasn't funny at all.
When I heard it again, and then again, each routine the same, same speech, same wretched smirk, I did grow used to it and began to really try and unwrap the deeper and truer meanings of his words. All the same, a twinge of fear jolted through me every fucking time. His goddamn face. I honestly don't know why I didn't just let him go, the whole time was peculiar, my decisions, everything really.
When I think about it now I get its honesty, and perspective, and most importantly the harsh reality behind his words, I think you would like them, or at least find them intriguing enough to muse over.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-17 at 1:34 AM UTC in How to blow a truckerNothing special. All you have to do is just lie there and maybe moan a little bit. Every once in awhile stutter out 'thank you sir...may i have more...'
Make sure you swallow. Spitting in the cab of a rig is just bad form. Even worst is turning your head away at the last momen and getting fuck-butter sprayed all over the interior. That makes for a terrible smell for the upcoming *cough* drive.
For bonus points...practice your anal-kegels.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-16 at 11:23 PM UTC in Scar Thread
Originally posted by mashlehash I am fine with my sexuality.
Prostate stimulation is very much so overlooked because people are tired of faggits like you
I'm going to use the head of my dick to stimulate your prostate so hard it's going to form a quantum singularity then when you're giving your boyfriends' blowjobs their balls will be spontaneously sucked empty. not even light will be able to escape your esophagus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-16 at 9:23 PM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-16 at 8:14 PM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?
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2017-08-16 at 4:53 AM UTC in InfinityshockWe all hate you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-16 at 4:47 AM UTC in Going homeless for the eclipseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 9:33 PM UTC in FUCK
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2017-08-15 at 7:08 PM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 6:41 PM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 5:25 AM UTC in Ice cream manYa know what the world needs? Mobile Omelette stands.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-15 at 12:10 AM UTC in i ran for city council and lostI was up against 10 candidates and only 4 would make it in the primaries. i lost and so many others did too.
but i loved the challenge and now i will be running for senate in a week.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
