2017-08-11 at 4:28 AM UTC
Shit, who doesn't jack off in the shower in jail? As long as it's a shower with at least some amount of privacy. Y'all niggas ain't clean that shit, though? They gave us cleaning supplies to clean up our tank (what some jails call a dorm) every night when the floor workers, which are like trustees that clean up the quad/pod area outside of the tanks where they roll trays and shit through, were out doing their work. We'd usually dump the mopwater, mixed with some of that green bleach shit, into the showers. By we I mean somebody else. I didn't clean shit. It was always the same three or four people that would hop up to clean the tank. Anyway.. even with them doing that, some older dude went into the shower without his crocs one time and got some foot fungus. Who the fuck goes in the shower barefoot in jail? Some dudes tried to warn him, but I think he thought they were messing around.
When I was 17-18, in a moderate-risk level 6 DJJ program in Florida, I got the doctor to put me on Vyvanse because it was the only decent medication in there, and we went into a portable outside for school, and I went off into the bathroom in there and beat my meat.
Oh, and one time, my girlfriend at the time was fucked up on bars.. I probably was too.. anyway, it was the only time she let me fuck her in the ass, but instead of using lube, I just had her suck my dick first to get it wet.. then it'd dry out after a bit of fucking, so I had her suck my dick again.. and went back and forth like that between her ass and her mouth. I think she was too fucked up to realize how gross it was, or care.
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2017-08-11 at 4:35 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^lol i remember your story about the bars and ass fucking and sucking. I do that to my girl while she's stone cold sober.
But here in austin when I first went to jail for an extended stay we had to borrow shower slides from eachother otherwise we had to go bare foot.
but now crocks are mandatory for everyone.
but anyways, I bought lube to use on my girl "warm lovin" and after one time using it we've never used it again, just saliva and ass fucking and sucking.
2017-08-12 at 12:02 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I don't know about jail, but the hospital;
it put a smile on my face knowing that it would clog the drain pipes.
2017-08-12 at 12:19 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Nah really tho,
I was at this psyche wing of the hospital and I just came in the shower. It got all over my hair but I didn't realize that until I had sat down with my friend's family.
Her sister was kept looking at my hair and it just made me feel kind of strange.
And then I went into the bathroom and found cum in my hair.
I'm a fucking winner.
2017-08-12 at 12:24 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It's a true story, spectral.
You just don't want to believe it. I positioned myself in the corner of the shower and stood on my neck.
The orgasm was so powerful that I lost my sense of hearing for five minutes.
2017-08-12 at 7:08 AM UTC
Hey, I did that once too mash, but not in the shower. It seemed like it would be hot at the time, but after the semen hit my face and I rapidly went into the refractory period it wasn't that fun anymore.
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