Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Actually you are the worst person to take advice from about women considering your asexuality
My vision is unclouded from desire.
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Hmm, good points. God, what a terrible world. Both working until old age in the same sector and retiring early seem like nightmares.
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2017-06-09 at 7:35 AM UTC
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MQs Drink Driving Thread™
"You rode your bicycle on the sidewalk to the gas station with a few beers in your system, you're so selfish!"
Jesus fuck.
Ahaha.
C'mon man stop acting like a NORMIE FAGGOT. Thanks
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2017-06-09 at 4:47 AM UTC
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how to care about things
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
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2017-06-09 at 4:35 AM UTC
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Dick Reduction Surgery.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I was only partially circumsized, I can literally put a piercing (im not into that stuff) on the bottom part of my mushroom head that or a twist tie or whatever will fit through it.
The thought alone gives me shivers.
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Originally posted by Sub_Mod
Sub_Mod here,
I was actually hoping to have a real relationship with that woman, its quite sad really.
you know everyone knows you're retarded, right
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Originally posted by Lanny
have we established the price for sexual favors yet?
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Originally posted by mmQ
Not even drugs that have no recreational value or basically can't be abused?
If there's anything the totse experiment has proved, it's that no drug is beyond abuse.
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
This is what is scientifically known as being a fucking reprobate. Your profligacy doesn't match up with your means and ends.
I really never thought I'd see this word outside of Tacitus.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
But if you use the placehold of "www" it no loady a webpage
Honestly? Good.
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Originally posted by Dargo
fucking lol
how can you tell when a woman had an orgasm?
who cares.
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Originally posted by Phoenix
LOOK WHAT I DID. ALL OF THIS IS MY HANDIWORK. DONATE PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED.
But if you use the placehold of "www" it no loady a webpage
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Idc what you say, I still think that was funny, lol.
It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!
You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING!
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Originally posted by mmQ
I work 50 hours a week and Falco sent me monopoly money. Do not trust him!
Idc what you say, I still think that was funny, lol.
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Get you fucking money back, nigga. What the fuck?
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you should bang him too
then send photos to each other
and tell them you have AIDS
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Lol, why would you give a married bitch that you only fucked a few times any amount of money? You got played by a cocktress.
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Originally posted by Phoenix
Not much. ~$350 in rent or so, pay for my internet, etc…. don't have to pay for my own food at least, although I kinda wish I did.
I'd have decent savings (or at least some saings)if I wasn't spending like $400 on drugs and alcohol every month. I'm trying to change that, but the biggest problem is tha I borrow money from my parents when I'm depressed and need a drink
Yeah see, this is the sort of shit im talking about.
> Be depressed
> Spend all your money on drugs and booze, stay in your room and get drunk and doped out
> You're broke as fuck and can't do anything else, sit in your room all day
> "I'm depressed"
> Repeat
Your situation is so wholly and completely fixable and changeable, and your cycle is so easy to break, it's not even funny.
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someone translate that nigger-ese into english...
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LOOK WHAT I DID. ALL OF THIS IS MY HANDIWORK. DONATE PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED.
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