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Posts That Were Thanked by RisiR †

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Blah blah blah nothing but propaganda of the communist jedis



    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Climate change isn't real
    Literally the same people who took down the twin towers are behind this.
    Look up HAARP, they can manipulate weather now.
    Climate change is just a political tool they use to get their way.

    People like you are the reason our civilization is going to be destroyed.
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  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    and

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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Goddamn I love this game. It is visual crack cocaine. I've been playing it so much that I've gotten serious eye strain to the point where I couldn't even open my eyes for like half an hour. That has never happened to me before. MH games hit the autistic part of my brain juuuuust right.

    Insect Glaive niggas unite. I got a giant ass adorable moth on my arm and shit.

    Does anyone else have this game on Steam? /lamenting the lack of cross platform play
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  4. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    You faggots need to die.
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  5. apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Stupid Noob was trying to do karate the other day. I guess you could call that Partial Arts.

    But who needs karate when you're a weapons fan? I heard he's good with his nub chucks.

    You know, the other day Stupid Noob said he needed to go to the bank to check his balance. I said, "you can just do that here" and pushed him over.

    You know, Stupid Noob has a prosthetic leg. He's one of the few people who can use the phrase, "I stand corrected" literally.

    I wonder if Stupid Noob only charges half price on his meetups with LSD?

    Stupid Noob would make a good pirate. One leg, and by the looks of his wife, he seems to be blind in one eye as well.

    Poor junkie. A fat wife, only signed up to this community in 2016, and to top it all off, he's lack-toes intolerant.

    He's brave though! Never gets cold feet. Cold FOOT at the most.

    He puts the hop in hip-hop.

    It's a shame he already has one foot in the grave though.

    Poor fucker always has trouble finishing the hokey-pokey.

    ....He has one leg is what I'm trying to say here.
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  8. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill I straight up refuse to use public restrooms

    I practically live in them
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  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    I just wanna suck some toes!
    I just wanna punch some hoes!
    Yeeeeeeaaaahhh!
    PUNCH THAT MOTHER GOOD!
    Put her in a coma!
    Starbucks aroma!
    ON THOSE FEET TASTE SO GOOD!
    My momma's crying bleeding out
    This coffee needs some creamer, no doubt
    Toe flora while he ignores ya
    Pumpkin spice made her burn her rice


    this is the copypasta reply for any lsd post
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  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † inb4 Lanny and PHM argue about the validity of this band name.

    I just wanna suck some toes!
    I just wanna punch some hoes!
    Yeeeeeeaaaahhh!
    PUNCH THAT MOTHER GOOD!
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  11. HTS highlight reel
    medulla oblongata
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  12. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Hey risir, congratulations on kicking syncans. They can be a real bitch. I'd honestly put it up there with opioid addiction. It can really get fucking grueling, especially with some of the gastrointestinal side effects that some of the cb3 agonists have.
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  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enterita You have 1 leg

    You and I, under the stars in the desert. with the nippy icey night winds breathing on our nipples. as we chant to nature.. "move our rocks.. move our rocks"

    How can you not be down for this?
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  14. RestStop Space Nigga
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    1988 - 2015 SHIT!

    2016- 2018 METH ORGASM!

    I'ma ball on these whores nigga fuck a feel!
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  16. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Yeah bro same here despite being diagnosed with chronic non bacterial prostatitis since like 20, in lay-mans terms - pay a bunch of money to professional doctors who despite getting thousands of my doll hairs can't seem to come up with a scientific reason why my nuts hurt and just apologize after violating my asshole and sending me on my way, which makes it feel like theres an apple shoved up my ass half the time, I also just drank a pot of coffee with about 5 giant scoops of folgers extreme caffeine nut-busting prostate irritation edition or some shit, mixed with literally a 1:1 ration of the sweetest cold stone creamery sweet cream creamer known to man, and along with 10 mgs of Adderall and my prostate is whooping my ass but it gave me JUST enough energy to reply to your post.

    And do about 100 pushups.
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  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Why are you in FL?

    his mom trolled him by sending him to a rehab across the country to be homeless once discharged
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    confirmed kill
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  19. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Americans definitely say "chips"

    In Da Simpsons when Marge writes a letter to Ringo Starr, he says, "Yes we do have fries in the UK, but we call french fries chips". Or do you mean chips are the non-hot ones you eat from the bag?

    Also, do you say soft drink when referring to soda?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Pornocaust
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