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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/releases

    I immediately regret downloading this 'album' (7 tracks at around two and a half minutes each makes for a mercifully short runtime of 15 minutes or so) in FLAC. I have to check to make sure everything's plugged in correctly because for the first 20 seconds or so, there's nothing but muffled bangs and static.

    After that first pause though, the track explodes into a cacophany of awful. I can't understand a word of the vocals; the combination of the horrible audio quality and what I assume is a very serious drug-potentiated mental disability is like running a crumpled up sheet of sandpaper with flecks of shit and blood caked to it over my ear drums. Speaking of, drums are the only instrument used throughout the album - timing is all over the place, and they sound like they're half full of salt or sand or something.

    The second track is lighter on the drums and more focused on the vocals - I could actually understand what he was saying in this one, but that's because the only two words used in the lyrics are 'bundy' and 'YEAH'. Aside from that, same criticisms apply.

    To my surprise, the tracks do actually progress with the album - the first few are shouty and largely indescipherable, but they're at least cogent enough to conform to a rhythm and beat. This starts to fall apart at Let Me Be - the singer has apparently given up on trying to form words and just starts making noises, which progresses to just pure screaming in Maniac and Breakdown. It's literally "AAAAAA*BANG**BANG**BANG*ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH*BANG*AWOOOOOO*BANG*OOOOO" etc. for five minutes or so. There's actually a point in Breakdown where you can hear him start fucking up his timing and compensating by bashing the absolute fuck out of the drum; I expected to hear him punch a hole in it by accident - the only reason he didn't is probably the length of the track.

    'Dissociated' is an excellent example of saving the absolute worst for last. There are no drums on this track, and very few words - it's mostly just mouth-sounds and clapping. Think the Gregorian Masters of Chant if they weren't masters of anything and had a choir for severely retarded children. The pure pain of listening through it is broken at a few points where the singer apparently tries to switch from sounds to actually saying something but fails abysmally - it's unexpectedly hilarious hearing him go from "AAAAaaawaaaawaaaaoooowaaaaaaayyy oh shhhiiii whyy whYY whhyaaaawaaaaaa".


    If this album was a triangle it'd be scalene.
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  3. Originally posted by yum I've always wondered why I've never heard of the select few others who have mastered combining physical combat and energy manipulation

    Like it's 2 (two!) super powers at once!

    I'd kill §m£ÂgØL with his own book to read the darn long fantastical stories of Arnox Imodium.

    I want Arnox to read every single story to me. That would cure my of everything. That tiny snippet, I'm not kidding you, is already making my heart glow. It is so weird how happy that makes me.
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  4. I've always wondered why I've never heard of the select few others who have mastered combining physical combat and energy manipulation

    Like it's 2 (two!) super powers at once!
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  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Dear Americans,

    Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.

    Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.

    History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.

    History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.

    Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!

    But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.

    Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.

    If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.

    And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.

    And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.

    And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.

    Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.

    IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.

    While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.

    So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.

    Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......

    Let not they change thy history into herstory.

    Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.

    Amen.
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  6. We were better than Bluelight and Drugs Forum.
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  7. ACAB Houston
    I can smoke you like my before-shit-bonghit, kid.

    Nothing in your post made me have any sort of reaction other than a slight bit of boredom and the huge urge to kick your teeth in but that's normal.

    I am RisiR.
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  8. Don't panic, though. Every hampie was put to good use as she gurgled down every single one like an owl after they got enough love.
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  9. The little hampie was so comfy as his ribcage got crushed. They seem to have incredibly short live spans of 30 minutes or so, so hydro always kept a bag of disposable hampies with her to stuff her tits with. Probably stored somewhere else in her body.
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  10. Tell your trainer to adjust the watertemperature in your tank.
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  11. This is probably the worst troll thread ever. Oplus didn't kill himself. He was murdered and the killer is non other than our good ol new friend his brother. A classic. You couldn't take it that he was so cool and famous within this community so you shot him and made it look like a suicide. You almost got away with it but nuh-uh, not this time and you know why? Because someone here didn't fall off the tunip truck.

    Your time is over buddy.
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  12. What is this stuff? What is stuff made of?

    But to answer the question "why does stuff exist" with "stuff exists because it can," doesn't explain why it can.

    If we are not communicating some sort of meaning, what are we doing?

    1 and 0

    It can because if there's no reason (before logic), then that means due to no reason, it is entirely possible for it to happen.

    We are structuring what has happened by communicating socially, as what has happened becoming self aware and fractallizing itself.

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  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Do you seriously refuse to consider that there is a reality beyond us more complex then we currently know? Isn't that the whole point of science in the first place, an attempt to understand reality on a deeper level? The fact that you are a pattern composed entirely of millions of little patterns which are in turn composed of millions more little patterns is incredible and that is only a scratch on the surface.
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  14. Industrial Houston
    Bumping for aliens. I want the reptile martians to ruin my life.

    you beat them to that
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  15. That feel when social bonds are intact enough to get weed whenever I want, to smoke up with my old best friend from middle school, to have someone loan me 100 dollars if I'm in a bind, to call someone up to help me fuck someone up and someone to drink with whenever .

    6 friends irl and best friend thru internet feels good
    plus I no longer smoke spice, do bundy, do stupid drugs, drink rarely

    all I take is amphetamines for anhedonic depression/lack of motivation


    so risir next time you want to include me in your rage posts, get your shit together

    actually just get up on out of here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl17CYYSzUw
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  16. It would also give you a crazy rush like a bungeejump.
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  17. "What would I tell them? That I was severely mentally unwell and destroyed myself? That I don't think I can ever be a real son to them?" That would be a start. I honestly don't think that they would care. They would just be happy. I would just be happy. If my son came back home, no matter what, I'd just be happy. I know I'm talking out of my ass right now but I don't think you want to add "Making good with my mom" to the list of things you missed out on because you overthought shit. It would change at least 3 lifes completely just like that. I know how hard it is to talk to my dad and I didn't hide from him for 10 years but if you did do that that would be amazing.
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  18. Let God dance, niggah. Stop the rumination now. Thinking is what sets you apart from the masses so don't stop that but you have to force yourself out of this shit the same way you forced yourself in. I'm sure that you'll improve your life in the future. You just have to work on it. Go back home, bro.
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  19. "I have learned to walk: since then I have run. I have learned to fly: since then I do not have to be pushed in order to move. Now I am nimble, now I fly, now I see myself under myself, now a god dances within me."
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  20. ctr + f germany: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl?post=/babble/20140512/msgs/1066211.html#1066211

    Do you have crisis centers? Places people can go to if they're feeling suicidal or severely depressed, something like that. You could lie, use the technique I mentioned, to get it prescribed quickly. I don't think it's available in Germany, so you may have to go to a Belgium pharmacy or have it imported. It would be great for kick starting recovery, getting on the path to improving your life. It really is an incredible drug.

    NSI-189 can be affordable too. There's a user on Longecity, Strangelove, who sells it from Greece. Buys it in bulk for discount prices. You can get it as cheaply as $5.5 a gram if you buy 100g from a lab in China and split it with others. A 3 month cycle at the recommended 40mg twice a day only uses about 8g, making it pretty affordable.
    Thanks for that. I might hit up that Greek dude. Let me know how it works out for you.
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