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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Dear Americans,

    Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.

    Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.

    History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.

    History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.

    Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!

    But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.

    Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.

    If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.

    And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.

    And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.

    And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.

    Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.

    IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.

    While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.

    So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.

    Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......

    Let not they change thy history into herstory.

    Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.

    Amen.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    amen.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how did I get here again
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    tldr
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Thought this was going to be about the movie 0/10
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    How did i miss this thread first time around. 10/10
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i am stupid.

    lol.
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    The Chinese are still looking for the great wealth of Paradise Garden that Kublai Khan had buried in what is the outskirts of the city of Shanghai

    Its enough wealth to bring them directly into becoming a super power well beyond what they are now. It's buried in a way that Oak Island is in Canada. under a pond of flowers.


    a tunnel has to be bored into and under.. as to not disturb the Lotus flowers. greed and a hasteful route in will only cause death and destruction.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    for wealth like that i'm sure they wouldn't give a shit about a few flowers. plus if they knew that they would have done it years ago.



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    I dreamt this some time ago.

    It was one of those sureal dreams where you have no direct focal yet your entire view is 360 degrees

    It was hidden because the Royal Khan did not want destruction in his paradise garden and new how people were. He knew back then how a future greedy government would destroy his sacred land.

    no offense to the Chinese, they build great cities but this was to remain a place (like a National Parkland) for eternity. when his hidden wealth is known, they (as you stated) will get to it at any means. it will be so sad. All for world Domination. with that kind of wealth, they can work with India on high tech weapons research.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I dreamt this some time ago.

    It was one of those sureal dreams where you have no direct focal yet your entire view is 360 degrees

    It was hidden because the Royal Khan did not want destruction in his paradise garden and new how people were. He knew back then how a future greedy government would destroy his sacred land.

    no offense to the Chinese, they build great cities but this was to remain a place (like a National Parkland) for eternity. when his hidden wealth is known, they (as you stated) will get to it at any means. it will be so sad. All for world Domination. with that kind of wealth, they can work with India on high tech weapons research.

    OK



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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 The Chinese are still looking for the great wealth of Paradise Garden that Kublai Khan

    his wealth are in the form of livestocks and foods and grazing lands.
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    Originally posted by benny vader his wealth are in the form of livestocks and foods and grazing lands.

    His elders warred and gathered large bootys from other nations.. especially middle east brought out of Africa and in China alone there is much gold.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Be honest, did anyone even read the OP?
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Be honest, did anyone even read the OP?

    i sure as fuck didnt
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 His elders warred and gathered large bootys from other nations.. especially middle east brought out of Africa and in China alone there is much gold.

    but all those golds were robbed by the white devils first during the opium wars and then looted completely by the 8-nation-alliances during the 1900s.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Be honest, did anyone even read the OP?

    what disorder do you have to feel good surrogatting the abandonment of my thread ? ???
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Be honest, did anyone even read the OP?

    Yea, the Hitler line made me giggle.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader what disorder do you have to feel good surrogatting the abandonment of my thread ? ???

    This thread is now about your sense of abandonment.
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    Originally posted by benny vader but all those golds were robbed by the white devils first during the opium wars and then looted completely by the 8-nation-alliances during the 1900s.

    He ruled Mongolia in 1220s His Grandfather was Genghis Khan
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