2017-05-29 at 10:50 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Malice
You overdosed and died in your sleep.
This is your version of hell.
If my worst hell is not being able to find a tinychat room, then the universe is treating me far more kindly than Id hoped.
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2017-05-29 at 9:36 AM UTC
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The subjective experience...
...of applying pressure to a blade with the intent (psychological) to slice through some vegetable and realizing not until half way through the stoke that in addition to the foodstuff you are cutting, your finger is also being cut into, because the time it takes for a chemical reaction signaling pain to travel from your finger to your brain is less than the sum of cognitive latency in decision making an the time to exert muscle control. In that moment the introduction of the mental object "finger" is imperfect, it merges in the mind with the notion of vegetable, especially if it poses similar resistance characteristic. For a second you are, in your mental model of the world, cutting a finger/vegetable (a term German would be much better equipped to address, is it any wonder Kant wrote in the language that reduces the entirety of our world into noun-sequences?). In that moment we achieve physio-mental unity with the vegetable. Literally in all our world there is no notion for vegetable, none for my finger, all that exists is the finger/vegetable and insofar as the human experience is concerned nothing is more real than finger/vegetable. The heideggerian nature of finger/vegetable's being remains at once a mystery and intimate like a lover. Truly this is what it means to be... salad fingers
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Originally posted by Dargo
Wait…so this forum has had multiple female members, and no one has pix?
Fuck, you guys are gay.
Of course we have pics m8.
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Originally posted by Malice
Lanny isn't going to admit it, but he likely has thought of totse/zoklet members while masturbating, at least imagining them in certain scenarios.
And, of course you can perfectly heterosexual IRL, with no attraction to males (although you have admitted to, in your own words, acting "gay as fuck" when drunk (and with whoever the people that you act this way around are) and still masturbate to gay porn. No, really, I genuinely stating I believe/agree with this. What you find arousing mentally can be vastly different from what occurs when actually around others. There are various reasons why straight men might masturbate to gay porn. I've done it a few times.
Just look at this, 40K subs. Although, it is Reddit, after all. But, then again, Lanny certainly does fit into a certain SF cliche. https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/
You've also admitted to fapping to gay erotica.
I don't know how this has progressed/changed over the years, and of course I could bring up much more supporting evidence, but it does make you wonder. Have you ever questioned/analyzed your sexuality while on LSD?
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2017-05-29 at 6:34 AM UTC
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The greatest revenge.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
My urologist is called Dr Cockburn lol
1 (ONE) LOW-BUDGET KRANG
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Krangposting in a returtle thread
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Originally posted by Malice
Can you imagine the feeling when, after all this time, you've always felt your meatspace and virtual lives would easily remain separate, that you were protected by privacy and anonymity.
Long ago I realized it's not that hard to tie my posting here to my real identity. It would be awkward but I'd deal with it, ultimately I don't think there's anything _that_ damaging you could pull up. Racist rants from when I was a teenager, occasional reports from an awkward love life, and drunkposting aren't really going to surprise any I know in reality.
As for a physical threat, well I'm just not convinced you personally are capable of doing me any real harm.
I'm not really clear why you take such transparent delight in imagining that you scare me though. You know that you've done terrible things to your self through your anti-social behavior, you know you need to learn to deal with people, I don't know why you try so hard to alienate one of very few people, potentially the only person, who would take time out of their day to help you.
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Originally posted by Open Your Mind
You should try and guess what kind of car lanny would prefer which would also show how well you relate.
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2017-05-29 at 2:57 AM UTC
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Join date has changed
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I love gyros.
Originally posted by Malice
Oh, and one more thing, Lanny. My cryptocurrency investment strategy isn't outlandish.
OK malice, tell us about your investment strategy. Show us a model, something quantifiable beyond "it looked promising lol".
Just a few months ago if you had invested in a few currencies that were sound and had promising developments and potential you could have made a 10x return. Bitcoin, Ethereum, DASH, Litecoin, and Monero have all experienced a many fold increase in value over the last three months. Bitcoin had the lowest return at around 2-3x, the rest were between 5-10x.
I can name a lot of investments that would have made 10x returns, but alas, hindsight.
Honestly, you're in the fucking financial sector of SF and are too much of a pussy to invest in anything other than index funds.
Are you going to be satisfied with mediocrity and complacency for the rest of your life. Of course I'm not one to berate you on this specific issue, but if you have the potential you really should set higher goals. It could help you get out of this slump, maybe learning something novel and fascinating, then applying it and succeeding, could help get you out of this slump.
Well "mediocre and complacent" financial strategies have put me in a position of being able to more or less retire tomorrow while your fortune-favors-the-bold approach has you living on SSI and selling personal belongings to stay afloat. I was going to preface that with "sorry to sound like a jerk" but you did just call me a pussy, so you know, I'm not particularly worried when telling you that your ideas about how to make and manage money are fucking dogshit. You act like anyone who doesn't obsess over your particular set of fetishes is just unthinkably ignorant or lazy or is "following the herd" blindly, but in reality you're just too far up your own ass to see the world is more complicated than the occasional intersection of reality and your pet theories. I take a certain investment stance for a reason and I assure you with the amount of money that rides on it I've put more thought into it than you.
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2017-05-28 at 9:37 PM UTC
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DSM-5 Question for Malice
If I gotta take that 500+ question test one more time...
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Originally posted by Lanny
I don't have a driver's license, a place to store a car, or the fucks required to maintain a vehicle so really whatever the most expensive thing I can sell would be nice.
Baby I'll teach you to drive and waste my whole fortune on buying you 6 months of parking in San Francisco, come on baby tell me you'll be my sugarbaby
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2017-05-28 at 8:44 PM UTC
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Risir's Dead
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Originally posted by RisiR †
The girl in the last picture. Let's hope it's not from some CP set kinda shit.
Nice cognitive dissonance there bud.
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2017-05-28 at 8:14 PM UTC
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Dargo: The Psychologist
Originally posted by Malice
I also had my doubts, but this is a pretty plausible answer. It provides a realistic and believable explanation for everything, and many of these are addressing simple misunderstandings.
Yeah, he definitely has a tendency to do that. He did test in the range for Asperger's, so that could explain a lot, the hyperemotionality, reacting completely out of proportion to any negativity from others, and possibly problems with theory of mind, understanding the motives others have, what their mindset is (They're taking posts on a message board far less seriously than he is.).
That settles it, the retard says he telling the truth.
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It's kind of annoying that when you take a break from the internet for a day or two the retarded thread is 5 pages longer and i just can't be assed to read all of it.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
You took Arnox, faggot. RIP.
that shit makes vaccines look like aspirin
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aldra
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there was a girl on totse2 who shot meth constantly, one day she managed to snap the needle with half of the fucking thing still in the vein
she was so paranoid about her house getting raided while she was at the hospital that she tore open her other arm trying to finish the shot with the snapped needle in the car on the way there
tl;dr: don't get into needles
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