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Posts by apric0t

  1. apric0t Houston
    THIS MANY!

  2. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by Ajax This dude posts the other day:

    “When you are are homeless and have nothing to do you have 2 things to do 1 is chill in the park on a Hot ass day or 2 hold a sign on a hot ass day“

    I wanted to say or 3 go get a job. He refuses to get a job but then complains about not having money for rent or food. And now he complains about not having anything to do? Get off it.

    The best place to go when you’re broke is to work.

    Even the slightest bit of critical thinking here would do you wonders. 1, you didn't even say it to give him the opportunity to ignore or argue it, you "wanted" to say it. 2, Nigga you are retarded, everything costs in this world. You can't go from bum living in a park to getting a job and back onto your feet with nothing more than a confident red-blooded american LAZINESS IS THE DEVIL attitude. EVERYT HING costs something, if you have nothing, how are you spos to get started? REFUSES to get a job? Who hires bums, dude!? WHO!? "You've shown you can't fit into society, you smell like shit, you look worse...you're hired!"

    Hur dur just go to work.. lmfao wow.
  3. apric0t Houston
    i spy with my little eye three little queermos not nearly as brilliant as they believe
  4. apric0t Houston
    you had a pizza delivered instead of getting them towed for their insolence and getting what you actually wanted?

    Chevy will leave you any day.
  5. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Your shit is old, and weak.

    i humbly extend the following offer to your dilemma: Navigate your mouse to the log out option and click it. After that, I'd like to suggest a high stakes life or death game of remaining logged out indefinitely.
  6. apric0t Houston
    ive got a nice little hate club
  7. apric0t Houston
    oh hi is this about me?
  8. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny No, I was just working from home and didn't think anyone was going to bother me today, but then something came up and I had to talk to people.

    I started an IT job recently and we mostly deal with problems though "heat tickets" submitted online, but every time I sneak a hit off my pen in the bathroom suddenly everyone has to call and be walked through the issue. Lifes a bitch like that.
  9. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG

    If you read the thread you'll see I already made it clear to her like last year. She's just persistent.

    But even if you were correct, it does not at all compare to you cheating on your (fat) girlfriend and every other girl you've been with. How many years has it been? Did you EVER tell her, or have you kept it a secret all this time?

    Oh wait I'm sorry, you just wanted this to be a one sided conversation where you can talk shit but nobody else does. My bad. I'll let you get back to it.

    If this was an actual situation instead of some sad attempt to make internet strangers think you have girls after you, you'd realize you didn't make it clear enough if she's still this persistent, and all of my advice sticks. Ya bish.
  10. apric0t Houston
    Are you an "on call" coder or something? lol
  11. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG Lol you have no idea what my life is like anymore.

    But you'll always be a cheater

    U mad?

    But you know everyone elses, right? You really are an ignorant, disrespectful little faggot of a child that lives in a fantasy land of false superiority. You asked for advice, got a lot of good shit thrown at you, and instead start lashing out because it challenged your own view of yourself. No matter how mad you *think* you got me, you're still the one too terrified to tell a fat chick you don't like her.
  12. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG Thats about right.

    Anyway this girl texted me again. She's pretty persistent.

    In reality you uneducated popcorn pusher, if I tell her I'm not interested she'll pretend she never was as well. If she asks I'll tell her but that's really more drama than its worth.

    Idk why i should take advice from a dude who has cheated in every relationship he's ever been in anyway. You EVER tell your girlfriend about Logic? No? She have the same number ?

    OH NO, She'll pretend she never was!? Gee Golly willickers, then YOU'LL look silly! TEEHEE! Are you secretly still in highschool or something kid? Either way the situation resolves itself. If you care more about looking stupid than getting to the botto of all this, you aren't nearly as nice as you think you are.

    Guy, you still share a room with your younger and more successful brother IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE, stop trying to come at my real life. Especially when your best attempt is "LOL you fuck more bitches than me, maybe ill tell on u" lol fuckin BETAMAX
  13. apric0t Houston
    If you're so nice and such a good guy you'd just tell her exactly what you've told all of us so she can stop holding on to hope.

    "I"m not attracted to you, you're 200lbs and despite being pretty funny you genuinly annoy the fuck out of me, a lot."

    grow a fucking sack and stop hiding behind "im niiiiiiiiice"..you're a bitch.
  14. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i've never heard anyone who is not a total retard say this. a few weeks ago this girl wanted to fuck me but i didn't want to because i wasn't attracted to her and i was also feeling depressed and noddy off benzos and weed. some faggot i work with was like WHAT THE FUCK BRO U SHULD HAVE DONE IT Y NOT so i told him because i didn't want to and he dropped the BUT BRO PUSSY IS PUSSY. U CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT! so i asked him if he had the opportunity to fuck either jessica albe like 10 years ago or hillary clinton, it shouldn't matter to him because PUSSY IS PUSSY RIGHT? and he couldn't answer because he's an idiot

    he couldnt answer cuz thats a loaded, ridiculous hypothetical question made up on the spot by a tweaker that doesn't relate to "pussy is pussy" at all. You're trying to force him to compare pussy when his whole point is its still good even if its not better than something else.

    I usually like you but your rants today are full of retardation.
  15. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG That is not what I'm saying.

    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.

    you can always tell someones over another person by their page long rants and dogged pursuit
  16. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG Asbestos has slowly gone downhill ever since he joined this community lol. Tinychat has not been a good influence on him.

    i've witnessed his slow burn into homelessness. It's been a good 5 seasons.
  17. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG Not everybody gets free money from the government for holding a knife to some girl's neck while meth'd out. Some people, even old people, have to work to make a living. The fuck is this old lady going to do besides cashiering? It isn't physically demanding and a lot of old ladies are really charming and chatty. Obviously there's a limit at which this is acceptable, but I've never seen a cashier who seemed incapable of doing their job. 99% of the time when there's a hangup it's because of some bitch with the wrong coupons.

    When I worked at a grocery store there was this old lady who was in her 80's and she was so incredibly slow, but she was also one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life. For Halloween she dressed up as a witch and they let her hand out candy all day because they knew she couldn't handle a register. Could she have picked a job where she'd be less in the way? Sure, but I'm not going to get angry or be a bitch to a sweet old lady. Or even a mean one. Not because of their age, anyway.

    Meanwhile I had a manager who would always be like, "Ugh, Beatrice is working again" and would also get mad and have little freakouts at the tiniest, most insignificant shit.

    So now society has to deal with her slow ass ringing up their goods because "she has to work too" and didn't plan out a retirement? You're so quick to slash at other peoples lives while pushing up hypothetical strangers you can only guess at...that's a weird fucking trait, guy. Some may even see its contradictory.

    I've worked with a few people towards their elder years and every time its been a situation where they don't want to learn, not that they can't. That's where my frustration turns to anger, personally.
  18. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m 35 and I never cared about getting older like that ya know..

    I’ve looked practically the same since high school and people think I’m way younger than I am so .. I honestly don’t care about getting older

    I remember my friend from high school was in town and she still had our year book

    She turned to a page with me sitting in a computer lab doing something for the journalism team and she says , Tara , you look exactly the same and I can’t lie I was like damn I do 😋

    I say all this to say.. you’ll be aight😋

    I'm the same way and I actually think thats WHY it hits me harder. I'm constantly told I look anywhere from 23-25, then I have to deal with their shock and amaze, often times even pull out my ID to prove nah bitch, Im old af. They think i'm some hot young stud then oh jeez its a gramps in disguise
  19. apric0t Houston
    i pretended it didnt happen

    im still 29
  20. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG The jean size is just length and waist width. It isn't fitted. I don't think you know what fit clothes feel like or you wouldn't be spewing such vile bullshit.

    I don't, because I've never needed another man to cup my balls and feel around my thighs in order to tell me what fits comfortably on myself. I never claimed I wore fitted shit, I simply said you dont HAVE to get fitted to get tight or "close fitting" clothes that are comfortable. Stop misreading shit just to blowhard all superior like you don't shop at Target with all the other mexicans, ya nonce.
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