2019-06-27 at 10:36 AM UTC
What did you do for your special mid-life born day? I’m literally freaking out that i’m months away from leaving my youth world. Some say it may start at the age of 31, but still....31 is like a big aging number man. I wish I was 24. So anyways, my list of what I should do on my bday are listed as follows:
1. Lay in bed all day, watch 10 seasons of friends and eat 30 different slices of pizza. 30 Hot wings. Ranch dressing.
2. Go to a movie and miss exactly 30 minutes of it.
3. Be 30 all day, no showers and do number 1.
4. Drive for exactly 30 miles and what ever is near, whether if its a local bar, club, fancy restaurant go to it.
5. Give lala my pone number so she can voicemail me trying to sing happy birthday. Now that would be awesome.
6. Dress my very best, and try to converse with 30 different attractive women for a few minutes.
7. Have a bowling party.
That’s all I got for now, please help.
-Thanks
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2019-06-27 at 10:52 AM UTC
Go to the auction and purchase a 30 year old field nigger.
2019-06-27 at 10:59 AM UTC
Stopped reading @ watched 10 seasons of friends
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2019-06-27 at 11:01 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
suck 30 cocks add that to your little fagget list
2019-06-27 at 12:12 PM UTC
that life begins at 40 shit is real.
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2019-06-27 at 12:16 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Wow Grylls, I think I just had some birthday cake.
YEAH i bet you did
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2019-06-27 at 12:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
that life begins at 40 shit is real.
.
Yup, 40 was a good year for me
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2019-06-27 at 12:16 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
^ timing couldnt be better
2019-06-27 at 12:58 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I turned 32 yesterday but still feel like im 21. Everyone tells me that I look young for my age. So I'm not tripping
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2019-06-27 at 1:08 PM UTC
I haven't felt like a youth since I was in school and I dropped out when I was 16
2019-06-27 at 4:04 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
30 is mid-life? Nigga, you planning on dying at 60?
2019-06-27 at 4:06 PM UTC
i pretended it didnt happen
im still 29
