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  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My Walmart scam was selling back cat litter to Walmart but even tually the got hip to me

    You're really better off just walking out with a cart full of items. It's surprisingly easy and if you get caught on the way out you can just say it slipped your mind to pay. Obviously you weren't trying to hide anything, so they will not be suspicious of you or have reason to call the cops. All you did on camera was walk in and put items into your cart like anyone else. Probably should try to load your car relatively quickly though. Make sure there are no cameras.

    And if you get into a weird situation where they're like "oh okay the registers are over there u can pay now" just pretend to forget your card. They'll be suspicious no doubt, but they will have no evidence or reason to call the police.

    Returning items off the shelf is just asking to be caught. You can only get away with shit like that for so long, and it isn't as profitable as walking out with a whole cart of shit. Do not do this at Walmart or anywhere with someone at the door.

    On a side note: I do not stop for the people who check recipts lol. I ignore them and keep walking. I don't steal, I just hate that I need to prove I actually bought the shit I bought. The only place I do not do this at is Costco because they'll take away your membership :(
  2. "Suck it up buttercup" as me old mom used to say.
  3. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by GGG That is not what I'm saying.

    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.

    you can always tell someones over another person by their page long rants and dogged pursuit
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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Wouldn't her heroin-tainted blood be rejected?

    Yes but they still pay you and take the blood. It's only later that they reject it. And they probably won't let you come back if your blood wasn't good last time.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When someone goes out with a full cart on full display, LP wait until the subject begins to place the items from the cart into the vehicle, in order to avoid any misunderstandings. Seriously wouldn't recommend trying it, as LP will most likely spot the cart exiting.
  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Wouldn't her heroin-tainted blood be rejected?

    No. I have stuff in my system Nd just donated. Drugs don't stay in the plasma. They put your blood and drugs back I'm u at the end
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Another variation is you buy an item, let's say $60, get a receipt, then return to the store later and grab another one off the shelf and refund it. Then you sell the item for half price on Kijiji or whatever. Then you go to a different store and do the same thing. Then you have $60.

    What is with the $60? Why are you fixated on that number?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What is with the $60? Why are you fixated on that number?

    That's the amount hydro mor phone needed to get her fix.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung That's the amount hydro mor phone needed to get her fix.

    Oh. I missed that. Thank you. Carry on.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by apric0t you can always tell someones over another person by their page long rants and dogged pursuit

    The craziest you have gotten is cheating on your girlfriend with Logic, who is only drama crazy and not violent crazy.

    But yes I'll say it: I hate this bitch. Did you read my post? You'd hate her too. You haven't dealt with the kind of crazy that I have. I hope she dies and it genuinely makes me happy every time I read about bad things happening to her.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung That's the amount hydro mor phone needed to get her fix.

    So much off topic posting in this thread, the subject was forgotten.
  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No. I have stuff in my system Nd just donated. Drugs don't stay in the plasma. They put your blood and drugs back I'm u at the end

    Lol no Bill Krozby they are throwing out your plasma.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23338984
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mitt romney uses solvent & detergent. sorry but not sorry i debunked your bullshit
  14. Originally posted by GGG That is not what I'm saying.

    I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.

    -Getting out of a moving car while pregnant

    -Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.

    -Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace… twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)

    -Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.

    -Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.

    -Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.

    -Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.

    -Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.

    -Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.

    -Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts

    -One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.

    -Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.


    But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.

    if all these is in your hitchhiked into deception series im going to spend the effort to torrent it.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Another way to pick up some instant cash if you're really desperate is most banks allow $50 advance on a check deposit, even if there's no money in the account and no overdraft. So you could just insert an empty envelope, leave it open rather than sealed, then take out $50. When they call, you could just say you put $60 in, they will demand it be repaid, and you pay it back a week later or whatever. No harm done.
  16. Clearly Nisers are not picky..
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Probably still have to suck one dick for the other $10.
  18. Originally posted by GGG The only place I do not do this at is Costco because they'll take away your membership :(

    people who have any membership in supermarkets ought to be rounded up and gulagged.
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  19. You can get a bottle of Ibuprofen from the dollar store if the pain gets too great.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How does the cat little scam work? You buy the cat litter and then sell it back to them??
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