Posts by apric0t

2018-06-30 at 4:45 PM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread

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wow cool necroing threads is a trend now

death rattles, lanny.

death rattles

2018-06-26 at 5:33 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?

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a big pretzel and a side of hummus

2018-06-25 at 5:53 PM UTC in 40 y/o cuties with nice booties

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Originally posted by infinityshock impregnated lannys dad nine months before he was born post pics of ass or sloppyassfatcow.

she did post pics.

it greatly disappointed. it was like looking down into an opened jar of mayonnaise, just waves and rolls of white cascading over eachother.

2018-06-25 at 5:04 PM UTC in how long will you live

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if I dont make it to 2088 i failed

and i dont fail

2018-06-23 at 3:38 PM UTC in Being in charge at work

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when you preform a poor humble brag on a forum of degenerates, and also refuse their good advice

ooo noo im 25 and FINALLY in charge of something in my life..jesus christtt

2018-06-21 at 11:01 PM UTC in where u live and what do u wear

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Originally posted by Hellobadkitty I live in Wisconsin and I wear sandals heels sneakers flip flops .In the winter I love boots ankle knee thigh high whatever I get my hands on.

hi im curious as to where in good ole wisco u are from

2018-06-17 at 11:18 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg

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Originally posted by NARCassist she still a person dude, it was a good call on my part tho going to another town for that shit you know. i'd feel a lot more uneasy right now if i knew she was local and could potentially know and talk to people i know.

and anyway, i'm certainly no one to be judging her on her moral standards, lol.

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I mean I can still view her as a person as well. I guess this is where we differ though, because my thoughts on people can go one of two paths at this point. Either she is an enlightened person who doesn't judge because people are people, in which cool theres no issues here, OR shes secretly judging you about being benny vader. In scenario two, I'm just reminding you that shes in no position to judge you, like you just admitted to knowing you're not in one to judge her. That's it!

2018-06-17 at 11:11 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg

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Originally posted by NARCassist yeah i get that. but i don't like the thought of somebody thinking i'm a fucking benny vader, you get me? i do have some pride you know. i don't care if its my own mother or best friend or a stranger from the other side of the fucking world. i would hate having anybody think i was that sort of shit.

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I totally understand that point right up until the "anybody" thing. So what if she thinks youre a benny vader, the bitch sells her body for money. Sure that may be considered "smart" due to the high-end nature of her particular line of work, but ULTIMATELY, the base word for that is whore. Her thoughts are changed for money, she can't hold onto morals when she breaks them to pay rent on a daily basis, bro.

*Edit to daily basis from monthly. Im high.

2018-06-17 at 10:20 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg

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Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno, it was prolly all in my head but i couldn't help thinking she musta thought i was such a fucking pedo doing that, lol. it was very off-putting.

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who the fuck cares what shes thinking, you purchased her fucking pussy and body not her brain.

jesus fucking beta christ.

2018-06-14 at 8:43 PM UTC in Business idea: open a gym,

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Originally posted by benny vader start an ''organic'' gym.

use all natural burdens like rocks, logs, tree stumps and mounds of soil and pool of mud.

this would almost certainly work in LA and make tons of money, sadly.

2018-06-14 at 8:41 PM UTC in ATTN: TinyPenis AKA "WellHung"

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Originally posted by ohfralala Sorry I only step forward.

why didn't anyone thank this? why the fuck am i still not an equal citizen capable of thanks? fucking hopeless place.

2018-06-13 at 4:15 PM UTC in hair looks better when grimier

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Originally posted by greenplastic One day I was sitting at the tables at school and these two girls across from me where talking loudly and from what I heard one of the girls started dating some new guy who had started refusing to wash his hair and they were talking about how disgusting it was and I was just laughing because I've washed my hair like 5 times in the last decade.

When it's clean it looks all puffy and dry like I'm about to put on a white collared shirt and try to introduce you to my elder, but when it gets really grimy it looks like I'm an anime character about to slay a robot dragon or some shit, I'm not really sure what happens in anime because I've never watched it but maybe someone else can fill in the details.

desperate lie detected

2018-06-13 at 4:13 PM UTC in awkard moment when your 29

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Originally posted by -mal- No I haven’t. I had to break up with them when the allegations against Jesse Lacey cameout.

mere allegations pushed you away from music you like!?

aaaaaaaaah i cant with this one, i bet you hate all tarantino films now too, HUH!?

2018-06-12 at 7:31 PM UTC in awkard moment when your 29

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Originally posted by greenplastic lol same my parents are stuck in their fuckin 70s opinions about the world. my dad will tell me to do something kinda out of place and im just like thats not the way shit works anymore but i just have to say "alright yea sure i'll do that" because if i say he's wrong he'll just reassert his opinion

sounds painfully beta

2018-06-12 at 7:13 PM UTC in Best way to merge with existing computer/tech repair company?

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Originally posted by eBagger Awesome, just 10/10 advice.

What do you recommend I up and leave my most skilled/knowledgeable field for oh knowledgeable spectral? And what would qualify for such a field.

The only main point you had was the nauseating customers. I mean I get along with just about everybody, but some of the menial, specific questions, or just elderly users whose family don't have time to help them with basics just get to me. Like I don't have the heart to charge some old lady for changing her default browser. Which is why I kinda need a boss.

That's why you learn marketing and pick up on the fact that you DON'T charge that old lady to change her browser, she remembers you didn't charge her next time she has a more serious issue she goes to you because you showed good business practice. Old people love that shit especially.

You're self sabotaging. Shut the fuck up and do it or swim in your depression.

2018-06-12 at 6:23 PM UTC in my beard grows patchy

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Originally posted by ohfralala Translation=I would like to have man sex with your partially hairy body

i've plenty to share for all ive no shame

2018-06-12 at 6:20 PM UTC in my beard grows patchy

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you should invest in more testosterone you beta chimpanzee fuck

2018-06-12 at 5:58 PM UTC in I didn't get hungry yesterday

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson See the fat thread.

Possibilities include:

Colon or Stomach cancer
Self loathing at your size
Your body rebelling against the filth you shovel into it
Homosexual leanings.

It's probably the homosexual leanings. Im stronger than cancer, I am the only one who loves myself, I only shovel ORGANIC PLANT BASED ITEMS down my gullet.

So you think its secret cravings for penis that are halting my stomach?

2018-06-12 at 5:52 PM UTC in I didn't get hungry yesterday

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Originally posted by A College Professor

offtopic post, i want a ban handed out immediately lannister

2018-06-12 at 5:49 PM UTC in I didn't get hungry yesterday

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So yeah, I only ate twice yesterday and both times I just kinda snacked on some chips and hummus. Both times I ate, I only did so because I remembered I hadn't eaten yet, not because I had hunger pangs. I also smoked a fuckin gang of weed, but that's an everyday thing.

Now it's a new day and once again I don't feel any type of hunger.

What gives, SPACE NIGGAS?

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