Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
THIS IS THE WORST METHOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! I AM SO SHOCKED AND APPALLED.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I ONCE SUPLEXED MARK THROUGH A BATHTUB, RIPPING OUT THE PLUMBING AS HE RIPPED THROUGH THE FLOOR AND FELL STRAIGHT TO THE CONCRETE SLAB THE HOUSE WAS BUILT UPON!
2018-03-18 at 4:30 PM UTC
in
Have you ever been mugged?
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I GOT MUGGED BY YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA! IT HELD ME UP AND PUT THAT PIECE TO MY DOME AND MADE ME GIVE UP THE DOUGH!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I HOPE SOMEONE BUYS IT OUT AND THEY TURN IT INTO A GAY PORN WEBSITE.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I WOULD ORDER A SHITLOAD OF KFC AND WIPE MY GREASY HANDS ALL OVER THE CARPET AND PRICELESS PORTRAITS.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT, THAT'S WHY.
2018-03-18 at 4:18 PM UTC
in
§m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I WANT TO PICKLE HER HAND AND AFTER MANY WEEKS OF PICKLING, I'LL THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE.
2018-03-18 at 4:14 PM UTC
in
Keyless car theft
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
WHEN YOU HAMMERFIST THE WINDOW SO MANY TIMES, IT SHATTERS, IT'S ALSO A KEYLESS ENTRY. FAGGOT.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
MIXOLOGY! I AM A SCIENTIST!
2018-03-18 at 4:07 PM UTC
in
Home brewing
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
In prison, we'd smuggle back oranges from the chow hall (as many as we could conceal in our clothes) and juice/pulp them into a tupperware container. Then we'd add 1.5oz of presweetened lemonade mix we could buy from the store. Fill with water and let that sit. In the summertime, after 5 days, the natural yeasts in the oranges fermented it and we'd get pretty shitty on the weekends. During winter, it took 2 weeks. :(