Bartenders that don't know how to make drinks

1. 2018-03-18 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I'll have a Groundhog Master Eraser, on the rocks.
2. 2018-03-18 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I'll have a Crayola Margarine Plane. Neat.
3. 2018-03-18 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #43
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ill have a frozen diahhrheata , lightly salted
4. 2018-03-18 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #44
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   I can picture Lanny sperging out over something as petty as this, refusing to leave a tip or finish his artisnal organic chicken tenders and writing an angry note to the bartender on the ticket.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace
5. 2018-03-18 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by stupid noob I can picture Lanny sperging out over something as petty as this, refusing to leave a tip or finish his artisnal organic chicken tenders and writing an angry note to the bartender on the ticket.

   
   "Oh my GOD! This INCOMPETENT bartender! I can't believe he didn't know how to make my Super Snake Slide Magic Twist Rock Shoe! I am so offended!"
6. 2018-03-18 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #46
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by Grimace "Oh my GOD! This INCOMPETENT bartender! I can't believe he didn't know how to make my Super Snake Slide Magic Twist Rock Shoe! I am so offended!"

   
   Really this thread is about him signaling he had the money to even go to a bar. He's usually a broke bitch. And of course the one time he does go out he ruins it by being a whiny faggot.
7. 2018-03-18 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If it's not an IBA cocktail I don't think everyone will know it but this is an easy drink it's just a martini with Fernet Branca.
   
   I wanna learn mixology and I've never heard of this but would make it for someone if they asked.
8. 2018-03-18 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   MIXOLOGY! I AM A SCIENTIST!
9. 2018-03-18 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #49
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   mixology leads to miscegenation
10. 2018-03-18 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace MIXOLOGY! I AM A SCIENTIST!

    
    NONSENSICAL ALL CAPS POSTS
    
    I AM COOL!
11. 2018-03-18 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel NONSENSICAL ALL CAPS POSTS
    
    I AM COOL!

    
    THANKS BRO!