Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.
Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.
The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.
It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.
Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
We used to tie our bedsheets in knots and flush it down the toilet and laugh like hell when it started to overflow and flood the tier. Haha. Prison. Good times.
2018-03-20 at 6:56 PM UTC
in
Captain Falcon...
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
So what happened during the ultimate destruction ceremony of Tokerface? I don't recall.
2018-03-20 at 6:39 PM UTC
in
Hard Disk Recovery
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Are you sure you're using Testdisk correctly? This is precisely the scenario Testdisk was made for. I use it all of the time to recover lost partitions.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Power punch my baby shitter.
2018-03-18 at 10:03 PM UTC
in
ATTN: SPECTRAL
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
SPECTRAL..I.....THE LAS............
2018-03-18 at 9:58 PM UTC
in
ATTN: SPECTRAL
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
You didn't even know what I needed to say to you. That is akin to a man tasked with passing on a message, stabbed and bloodied with steel, and you act like you have no knowledge of a message.
2018-03-18 at 9:48 PM UTC
in
Amphetamine cutting
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
ok ladies, calm down. no one gets pure H, we can all agree on that. CALM DOWN.
2018-03-18 at 9:08 PM UTC
in
Amphetamine cutting
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
everyone always gets the BEST shit, ever.
Seriously, who cares.
2018-03-18 at 9:04 PM UTC
in
Amphetamine cutting
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
to clarify, not that import laws directly affected illict drugs. However, it made it HARDER to import them.
