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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Go home you're drunk

    Why are you attacking me? You follow me around my threads like a whiny dog and make comments about "falling off the wagon", "you back on drugs or something?", "You're drunk".

    Do you want me to be these things? Does it turn you on, baby?
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Think about that. Most of us will be in our 60s-70s. Spectral will be long dead, hydro will have died from AIDS, Bill Krozby will be murdered by an angry lover, and a significant portion of us will die of drug overdose.

    I, myself, have been here almost 20 years (next year). Twenty years...

    Will this community survive in some form or another in 40 years?

    Many of us have posted here (within the community in whatever form)👀 for years, some have found "IRL" friends, some have found love, all of these things...

    When we're in our 60s-70s, will we still be posting to whatever form this community takes on? Will we all slowly become Spectral, talking about "the good ole days"?

    Will we be old men and women still posting our feelings and making this our personal blog? Will Helladamnleet's website blow up to become the Facebook for degenerates?

    So many questions...
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by stupid noob What's the most common issue with s8+?

    Haven't seen any yet. Only replaced an S8 display assembly once and the rear camera for an S8+. As far as I can tell, they seem to be pretty solid. My wife has the S8 and she hasn't noticed any weird problems.
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Aka Bandito, Bandy, Ban-Ban, Fuzz-Muffin, Bushy, among others.



    He's watching you.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Virtually everyone on this website is an alcoholic. It's like totseans grew up and became alcoholics and sexual deviants.

  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Vizier Oh you

    What do you do for a living?
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I literally could never kill anyone…

    I could. Put me in a spot where it means survival of me or my loved ones, I totally could kill a motherfucker.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I literally could never kill anyone. With all my talk on here, I actually do the opposite – I volunteer at a suicide hotline at my college. And yes I actually take it seriously, lol, even when they're women.

    In TinyBLTC one time, we got super drunk and called a suicide hotline. I was forefront in feigning being sad and suicidal and the guy on the other end was trying to tell me that I was worth it. I faked sobs and told him how sad I was while all of TC laughed hysterically. That's what I think of suicide hotlines. Oh, and..

  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Enter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.

    1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.

    2) Kill her.

    Your choice.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by lightray rotate the imafe 90degrees counterclockwise

    put robo-tachoo in a chicken coop

    Sploo?
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fucking yes.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Reminds me of the time this bitch goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week… five, six days.

    The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board. She says I killed the cat. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat.

    I know this has to be a troll, because this is monstrous, Enter. Poor cat. I love cats. :(
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter hydro has AIDS

    Hahahahhahahaha!!!

    I know! Best thing EVER!

    HAHAH FUCKING GHOULISH BITCH!
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Meh, tamogotchis die all the time anyway. They don't last more than a few days. I think like 15 is the max. (and by think I mean I just googled it)

    Thank you for releasing me of the years of guilt, Enter. I owe ya one.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I used to break into coke machines back when I was a junkie. My toolkit? 5x11 HEX head screws, a matching ratchet, and a hammer. Ratchet the screw in the keyhole almost all the way, leaving just enough to smack with the hammer. Then smack HARD on it. It breaks the tumblers and the turn-key pops out. Twist it many times and open the door, jack the change/bills and sodas if you want.

    Well, I was doing that once, and had to abort in the middle of it. Left an obvious screw left in it. I watched as the days passed and they replaced the machine with one that had the steel bar over the keyhole and a camera above it. Hah.

    Also, if you want coinstar, open a bank account. Most banks have them these days. I can cash in my change at my bank, using a Coinstar machine, for no fee.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Tomagatchi(sp?)

    I remember a girl on the bus had one and I asked to see it and I don't know what I did. I was pressing buttons on it, trying to figure out how it worked and her "pet" died. I think it hadn't been fed in awhile and I just had the unfortunate timing of holding it when it died. She was crushed. I felt bad for her, like I killed one of her family members.

    As I grew older, I realized she was a fucking future anime whore and she deserved all of that and more. Bitch.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I am not disrespecting potatoes.

    PANTRHAX is not disrespecting potatoes.

    So maybe… it is YOU who is disrespecting potatoes, hm?

    Maybe we should disrespect you, like you disrespect the potatoes?

    Yeah, LANNY

    You fucking potato disrespecter. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

    How would you like it if ENTER AND I DISRESPECTED YOU?!
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    you got something against potatoes, nigga?
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny that's not really the meat-and-beans of design work…

    Meat and potatoes.

  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Also, the girl in your video is just a bitch.
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