User Controls
Posts by Grimace
-
2018-03-10 at 1:22 PM UTC in Which YouTube channels do you watch lately and why?Louis Rossmann/Rossmann Repair Group
Learned a lot from this nigga about Macbook hardware repair. Plus, he has a "radio voice" that is pleasant to listen to. -
2018-03-10 at 1:11 PM UTC in Describe your morning routine
-
2018-03-10 at 1:06 PM UTC in Describe your morning routine
-
2018-03-10 at 1:04 PM UTC in Trying to join the elite
Originally posted by BRiCK Jobs are for slaves.
What you want to do is open a business.
This. Having done this myself, I can attest that being a small business owner and working for yourself is the most satisfying thing ever in terms of employment. Now that I have tasted it, even if my business shits the bed, which there is no indication of that happening, but if it did, I could never go back to working for someone else. -
2018-03-10 at 12:54 PM UTC in Hey guys, multi-millionaire here! Man I'm so fucking rich.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats up with enter always making lame jokes about seinfield or the simpsons or being a loser who doesn't get laid? he comes off as a functional retard with no identity of his own.
you're clearly mad and jealous of his beaming personality and how he has a stranglehold on this website. -
2018-03-10 at 12:05 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.The baby is going to come out addicted to drugs and HIV positive. Mother of the year.
-
2018-03-10 at 12:05 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.
Originally posted by Something Squirrel They use ergotamine to induce child birth so that's proof right there that ergot based drugs are generally safe for babies.
Its about as dangerous as potting soil to a pregnant woman.
Except she isn't taking LSD. She is taking some obscure RC and calling it LSD. -
2018-03-10 at 12:04 PM UTC in Hydro really is a piece of shit.I said it once, I'll say it again.
Hydro is a literal bag of shit. A literal garbage bag, filled to the BRIM with fecal matter. Shit. Dog shit, at that. -
2018-03-10 at 12:02 PM UTC in Killing the upstairs neighbors
-
2018-03-10 at 12 PM UTC in Killing the upstairs neighborsThe only solution is to kill them. You know what you must do, BRiCK.
-
2018-03-10 at 11:56 AM UTC in Killing the upstairs neighborsYou're Russian. Poison them.
-
2018-03-10 at 11:54 AM UTC in Describe your morning routine1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work.
2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants.
3) Take a shower
4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc.
5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee.
6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work.
7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.
That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:
1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to.
2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere
3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.
:) -
2018-03-10 at 5 AM UTC in I don't know what happened to my tasteI love pepper cracked brussel sprouts. My fav.
-
2018-03-10 at 3:40 AM UTC in First Annual Airing of GrievancesIn this thread, we air our grievances of one another. I'll go first.
Spectral is a liar and undeniably was discovered by Enter. -
2018-03-08 at 8:15 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.I'm sitting on the toilet, having not even wiped my shitty asshole yet due to laughing my ass off.
Enter destroyed Spectral! -
2018-03-05 at 2:24 PM UTC in Where's mmQ?He's withdrawn himself from almost everyone since Chootie died. Almost two full weeks prior to that, he was in a state of depression. The timing probably couldn't have been worse for him.
I think it's probably hit him a lot harder than he himself realized it would and compounded by his existing depression, he's been in a sad place for about a month straight now.
The only reason I know any of this is from a mutual friend. That friend appears to be the only person he's spoken with in close to 2 weeks.
So, he's alive but not really well. :/ -
2018-03-04 at 5:49 PM UTC in This is Bandit
-
2018-03-04 at 5:47 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
Originally posted by Fox Paws I just remember recently you posting something about wanting to get in a bad traffic accident and your body being like dismembered against the pavement or some shit.
I guess you must have been intoxicated at the time.
That was just a troll thread for laughs. I find death, pain, torture, macabre themes to be funny. -
2018-03-04 at 5:37 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
-
2018-03-04 at 5:36 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
Originally posted by Fox Paws You will probably have committed suicide long before then.
Not likely. I was never one for suicide. That's more of 20-something year old's solution when shit gets tough. Life is too good right now to even remotely consider it. I suppose if you had no/deadbeat job, no significant other, lived paycheck to paycheck, and kinda just floating through life, with no direction or purpose, suicide might be for you.
For grown men who make their own lives, outrageously successful, happily married, slowly making their dreams come true with each passing day because they make adult decisions , such as myself, then we just sit back and enjoy the ride. I hope I live to be old as fuck, shitting my pants and cursing at people while making lewd comments towards women.
