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A parasite from a mouse dropping I ate is paralyzing my brain

  1. #1
    I'm so fucked
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus I'm so fucked

    you better leave it there. its adding to your IQ points that youve lost from all the solvent huffing you did that dissolved your brain cells
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    In 48 hours I'll no longer be able to move
  4. #4
    She's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus She's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine

    you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain...right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain…right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective.

    And its not like drugs travel through the blood!
  7. #7
    なに? Yung Blood
    Just drink bleach. You'll be fine.
  8. #8
    Yeah the eggs latch onto my bone marrow and take over white blood cell/antibody production so the Queen becomes stronger and the eggs pile up in every organ
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    mso8 Houston
    sounds nasty
  10. #10
    The Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm
  11. #11
    Xlite African Astronaut
    I can't wait to see what the worm wants
  12. #12
    A new society.
  13. #13
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Silence causes violence. Don't be a victim. Speak out about mouse dropping parasite abuse today.
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    Originally posted by lempoid loompus A new society.
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus The Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm

    after millennias of coexisting together, the parasitic flea has actually reprogrammed cats into a kneady creature.

    the reason cats knead humans, furnitures walls beside each other is to facilitate the transfer of fleas from that which had ... to those which had not.
  16. #16
    in soviet russia, dough kneads you
  17. #17
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I AM A GENIUS.
  18. #18
    There is a mouse in your pocket
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