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2018-02-11 at 1:25 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter If someone wants to fight you, and they're drunk as fuck, there's no reason not to take them up on it. You'll win every time since they're uncoordinated as fuck despite their confidence.
Well sure. I was a 115lb druggy freshman idiot when I kicked the shit out of a junior linebacker because he was touching on my sister on the school bus and she didn't want it. I was already suspended from school for making a scene/cussing out a teacher, and when my sister told me what happened on the school bus, I showed up at school during lunch, just intermingled with all the other students, then I used my lunch tray and fucking CRACKED IT across his face then dove on top of him and used the edge of it to slam it over the bridge of his nose over and over before I was pulled off by school resource officers. hahaha.
I was just given another 14 days of out of school suspension for it. OOOOOOOH. -
2018-02-11 at 1:20 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter …That must be another innate, hardwired thing in men – backing down from fights is unnatural.
It can be. In other instances, it's survival. For instance, my advice breaks down if her dad is WAR MACHINE, but if he is just an average dad, kick his fucking ass. -
2018-02-11 at 1:17 PM UTC in that fucker vizier gets his own custom usertitle and I don't?!pfft. I don't even have a title. pfft. hrmph.
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2018-02-11 at 1:13 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter I could have definitely beat him, too, since he was completely wasted at the time and I was sober. I told myself next time someone threatened me like that, I would fight them.
Fight them every time, even if you are pretty sure you'll lose. Don't let a faggot try you like that. Ever. -
2018-02-11 at 1:10 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter Fucking christ, I thought I had it bad. Her dad did chase after me once, and I just turned around and walked away, then he said "don't you turn your back when someone wants to fight you!" (he never fought me though). Fuck he was a fag.
I can't believe he shot at you, though. Jesus. What a nutjob.
You should have fought her dad and kicked his ass.
Yeah, I can't believe it either. I was scared to go see her in the middle of the night from that night forward lol. -
2018-02-11 at 1:04 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter Yeah, even though she was great, I didn't feel that connection. Her dad fucking HATED me, too.
I had a girl that lived about a 1/2 mile down the street from me. I used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night to go meet her. We hadn't fucked yet, she'd just suck me off, which was fine with me.
This particular night, it was about 1am, I was crawling up her lawn like I always did and the dogs started barking. I kinda froze, thinking they might just fuck off. Well, they didn't. Her dad ended up coming out and shouting "who's there!?!?". I don't think he could see me. Then I heard and SAW a gunshot explosion of grass about 10ft from me. I got up and TOOK OFF RUNNING. He shot at me the whole way. I ran in random zigzags to try and be a harder target, grass mounds exploding all around me. I was fucking terrified.
The next day, on the school bus, she was like "omg my dad knows its u" and I was all "omg he almost killed me" and when we got to school, we went into the football stadium ticket booth and fucked, then smoked meth and went back to class. Hah. Her parents are now a client of mine and I don't think they know who I was. Hahah. -
2018-02-11 at 12:59 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fat
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2018-02-11 at 12:57 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter I just edited it to "partly why" lol.
The other reasons were she was too full on, she wanted to get married and have kids, I was all in with her family, etc, and meanwhile it was my first ever real girlfriend and I felt trapped and like I never got to experience dating.
I was also doing drugs and she found out, and that caused our first huge fight. It was all downhill from there.
Ahhhh, smart man. Never settle for the first. That denies you the potential rest! When you meet the right one, it's weird as fuck, but you just know. -
2018-02-11 at 12:51 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.
Originally posted by Enter Out of my league, very kind and submissive. Definitely deserved someone better than me, which is why I broke up with her.
That's not true. If we're gonna do this, Enter, and oh yeah, we're fucking doing this, then I need you to be up front with me. What really ended your relationship? -
2018-02-11 at 12:49 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.Two years of no poon. Describe the personality of your last girlfriend, please.
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2018-02-11 at 12:47 PM UTC in Multi-Quote?I just responded to a thread where I needed/wanted to quote multiple quotes from multiple users. Unless I am hardcore retarded (which I might be), I seem to be missing the button to allow that. Instead, I have to quote, scroll up, quote, scroll up, quote, scroll up. It's a bit tedious, yeah?
How about a dedicated multi-quote feature?
kthnx. -
2018-02-11 at 12:42 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fat
Originally posted by Enter Today when I worked out for the first time in months, I noticed my pump gave me a more prominant v shape. I felt so masculine in that moment; it's definitely a hardwired thing in our brains that the v shape = attractive.
It's true. That "V" is a hardwired trait. Broad shouldered, thin waisted. It reeks of STRONG TESTOSTERONE, as can body hair, beards, and a deep voice. You just have to know how to use it.
Me for example, I have zero hair on my head. I can grow it, but it's so thin that I don't even bother. I just shave it with a razor blade to the skin. Skinhead, in a sense. Hah.
I have a beard, full grown, full man.
I have ungodly body hair. Chest, back, genitals, legs, arms. I am a furry beast. I just had my wife shave my back as I shaved the rest of me. I could have made a toupee with the body hair shaved off.
I inspected my form in the mirror. The "V" is present. I am 6' and 187lbs. I have broad shoulders and a thin waist, even with a beer belly. Fuck it though. My arms are toned, my shoulders are broad, my back is wide, all while my waist is thin. The "V". My legs are all fucking muscle. Seriously. They aren't toned like a bike rider or whatever, but they have no fat on them hardly. All my fat resides in my stomach area and that's due to the beer. WHO CARES.
You don't have to be Baywatch hot to be hot. Most of your "hotness" comes from your personality anyway. Just don't be dogshit ugly. -
2018-02-11 at 12:33 PM UTC in It's 6:43AM...
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2018-02-11 at 12:30 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fatIt's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.
Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:
1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.
2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.
3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.
Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure. -
2018-02-11 at 12:21 PM UTC in It's 6:43AM...
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2018-02-11 at 12:20 PM UTC in lol, everything I learned about women from the internet has been wrong.Enter, I need to ask this...
When was the last time you got laid? -
2018-02-11 at 12:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny No, I understand urban violence. I live in the worst area in the city. It's not like some unorganized war of every man against every other though, you don't go out and merc a nigga cuz it feels good. The forces behind crime are economic, muggings, robbery, intimidation. Random acts of unprovoked violence, especially by an ill defined group capable of forethought and organized action, don't actually happen.
Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
Originally posted by Lanny You're right, it's not common. Do you want to try and estimate the chances of being a victim of such a crime? What level unlikeliness would be enough to convince you it didn't really happen to you?
First of all, can we have a multi-quote feature? Do we have one? Am I fucking up hard and missing it? Quoting a comment, having to scroll up, quote another, scroll up, quote another, is for betas. Do this for me Lanny. Do this, and I will...I'll do things!
That said, let's go..
1: Lanny, you do not understand urban violence. You may think you do. You may believe that your area of living is "one of the worst", but if that was actually true, as a white man, you wouldn't be living there. You'd move your ass out ASAP. You have no idea what "urban violence" means, other than what you see on the news or what you heard about on the street corner that happened three blocks over while you were asleep. Have you ever lived in an area where gunshots woke you up at night? Where a home invasion happened at the apt next door? Where a large Crip set likes to hang and play, bringing with it drugs, guns, and violence? Have you ever been bashed in the face with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor?
When I first got out of prison, that's where I stayed. I didn't have anywhere else I could afford. It was a fucking shithole. I graduated from the shithole to a pukehole that I have currently occupied for a number of years and outside of that area of SHIT. Next year, this whole nonsense will be behind me altogether, as I will purchase a HOME! I can't wait, either.
2: Common "violent" crimes are those of opportunity. Theft being the primary. Here in Atlanta, the latest trend is *pull up to gas pump to get gas*, *car pulls up straight to your bumper*, *another car pulls up and backs up directly to your bumper*, *man jumps out, armed, and takes the keys to your car*, *they drive off at once and split directions sometime later*.
Theft and rape/sexual assault is the two front runners for violent crime. It happens every day in every major city, but the chances of it happening to you is low unless you like to frequent known shady areas of town. So you're right that it's a low chance. It depends on what you do, too. (For reference, avoid Clayton County/Riverdale area of Atlanta - it's where all the crime is) -
2018-02-11 at 12:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.....
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2018-02-11 at 12:02 PM UTC in I asked my friend what It's Always Sunny character I resemble, and he said Mac?You're none of the characters, Enter. You're your own breed.
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2018-02-11 at 12 PM UTC in ATTN: Enter
Originally posted by Enter I was hoping you were asking me how I avoid women IRL
because I have so many funny stories of me literally ignoring women lol
I know you do. I have compiled a dossier of your behavior around/with women. I have come up with a rudimentary diagnosis based on my findings, but I need MORE INPUT to continue my research.
