Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Next time, booby trap your room where if anyone enters, they are IMMEDIATELY ENTOMBED IN AN IRON MAIDEN THAT IS LAUNCHED INTO A SELF-IGNITING FURNACE!!!!!!!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
So with women around the world celebrating a strong female character in the movie Wonder Woman and how it helped "empower women" to see a lead role staring a "powerful woman"and now, how blacks everywhere are dancing on furniture in celebration of the upcoming Black Panther movie, it only makes me realize that Marvel will release many more movies to appease the sensitive groups.
Here are some upcoming Marvel movies you can be assured you will find in theatres near you:
1. Faggot Man (the tale of a hardcore faggot superhero)
2. Transboy (the story of how an ordinary tranny discovered their superpower.)
3. Victim Woman (a sexual harassment victim, channeling her guilt and self pity over the incident into becoming a superhero)
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
...shitting something awful out of your shit encrusted o-ring and after passing the abomination you've named, "Dave", you suddenly feel an OVERPOWERING urge to jerk off?
So you frantically get your phone out, wet SHIT still drying over the DRIED shit caked over your asshole, and you pull up some porn site and begin to LONG STROKE it while aiming down into the toilet bowl, eventually caulking the bowl with your jaundice-yellow goo.
Suddenly, an emotion sweeps over you...it's SHAME. :(