Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by Enter
And now me:
Stewardess: Would you like anything to eat or drink? Me: Yeah I'll have a water Stewardess: Pardon? Me: WATER Stewardess: Oh okay Me: Just gotta get my wallet out of my pocket.. (fumbling around in my seat) Stewardess: What? Me: GOTTA GET MY WALLET OUT
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Next time, booby trap your room where if anyone enters, they are IMMEDIATELY ENTOMBED IN AN IRON MAIDEN THAT IS LAUNCHED INTO A SELF-IGNITING FURNACE!!!!!!!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
So with women around the world celebrating a strong female character in the movie Wonder Woman and how it helped "empower women" to see a lead role staring a "powerful woman"and now, how blacks everywhere are dancing on furniture in celebration of the upcoming Black Panther movie, it only makes me realize that Marvel will release many more movies to appease the sensitive groups.
Here are some upcoming Marvel movies you can be assured you will find in theatres near you:
1. Faggot Man (the tale of a hardcore faggot superhero)
2. Transboy (the story of how an ordinary tranny discovered their superpower.)
3. Victim Woman (a sexual harassment victim, channeling her guilt and self pity over the incident into becoming a superhero)
