Posts by Grimace

1. 2018-02-11 at 11:33 AM UTC in To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Etizolam.
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   lol shut the fuck up
2. 2018-02-11 at 11:31 AM UTC in ATTN: Enter
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel He's asking why you ain't getting high you fucking MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING bitch tits manlet.

   
   LOL "MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING!"
3. 2018-02-11 at 11:29 AM UTC in I got hit on by a teller
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Unt
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter Lanny I know this thread is old, but you should have reported her. What she just did is a STRICT no in banks (giving your number to clients), and she would have definitely been fired.

   
   No, Enter. This is perfect.
   
   Some things, they take time. Time to nourish, time to blossom. Lanny, what ever became of your bank teller lover or did it never blossom into anything at all because you LACKED THE BALLS TO MOVE FORWARD, you wishy-washy FUCK!
4. 2018-02-11 at 11:03 AM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel I read a story about a dude who had a 10 year hold on a $400,000 check when he sold his home and now he's in court trying to get his money while the banks just get interest off his money.
   
   What the fuck.

   
   we all gotta make money somehow
5. 2018-02-11 at 8:42 AM UTC in ATTN: Enter
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   How did you avoid the meth? I appreciate your disdain for women, but how did you avoid them by means of hate?
6. 2018-02-11 at 12:53 AM UTC in Games where you got to a level you couldn't beat, said "fuck this" and never played again
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Someone would eventually figure out how to mod the game to unlock the content after the first boss.

   
   Fully encrypt the game's code where it cannot be deciphered by anyone except for government intelligence agencies.
7. 2018-02-11 at 12:43 AM UTC in Games where you got to a level you couldn't beat, said "fuck this" and never played again
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
   
   Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
   
   That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
8. 2018-02-11 at 12:37 AM UTC in Whatever happened to Tachosomoza?
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws It was gayer than hell.

   
   
9. 2018-02-11 at 12:35 AM UTC in Why I hate banks and the government
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Issue313 Are you for real?

   
   http://www.ajc.com/news/local-education/homeless-georgia-college-student-finds-help-after-mile-bike-ride/HT8kVENHB93Y13ka1O51jP/
   
   

   Barley, a homeless college student, said he had ridden his little brother’s bike six hours carrying all he owned from Conyers to Barnesville — that’s about 55 miles — to register for his second semester of college.
   
   Gordon campus dorms open in August, so Barley pitched a tent in some bushes on campus and prepared to spend the next few weeks there.
   
   He had spent the day job-searching Saturday and returned to his tent when officers investigated to a report of someone sleeping in a tent on campus. They told Barley to come out with his hands up, but the officers quickly realized Barley was no danger. They listened to his story.
   
   The biology major, who dreams of going to medical school one day, told the officers he thought the bushes on campus would be a much safer place for him to sleep than staying in his tent in Conyers…

   
   

   …People donated clothes, school supplies, shoes, a new bike and they are working to get him a car. A GoFundMe page has raised nearly $9,000 in two days….

   
   srsbsns breh
10. 2018-02-10 at 1:53 PM UTC in He blew his mind out in a car.
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I want to hop in the backseat of a car while it's running and positioned on the side of a major highway, angled in such a way that it will go diagonally across all lanes of traffic.
    
    Then, I'll set a cinder block down on the accelerator and then JERK the car into gear and let the engine CATCH TRACTION and SPEED into a major highway.
    
    I'll headbang to some metal turned all the way up and chugging whiskey before a car SLAMS into the car and I am EJECTED through the windshield, shredding and scattering my body all over the interstate, a mess of blood, organs, and body parts.
    
    I want my MIND splattered over the hot pavement and cooking like EGGS.
11. 2018-02-10 at 1:46 PM UTC in like the ultimate sinner
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Hear that HTS? Tr1p looks more like a girl than you do.
    
    Haha!
12. 2018-02-10 at 3:38 AM UTC in like the ultimate sinner
    

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13. 2018-02-10 at 3:34 AM UTC in like the ultimate sinner
    

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14. 2018-02-10 at 3:31 AM UTC in like the ultimate sinner
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by A College Professor who is dat boi

    
    the ULTIMATE sinner.
15. 2018-02-10 at 3:29 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter And now me:
    
    Stewardess: Would you like anything to eat or drink?
    Me: Yeah I'll have a water
    Stewardess: Pardon?
    Me: WATER
    Stewardess: Oh okay
    Me: Just gotta get my wallet out of my pocket.. (fumbling around in my seat)
    Stewardess: What?
    Me: GOTTA GET MY WALLET OUT

    
    I lol'ed.
16. 2018-02-10 at 3:23 AM UTC in like the ultimate sinner
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    
    
    TREMBLE.
17. 2018-02-10 at 3:20 AM UTC in How often do you offer people drugs?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED!
18. 2018-02-10 at 3:02 AM UTC in For realz, there's nothing more fun than dive-by insults.
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.
19. 2018-02-10 at 2:39 AM UTC in ATTN: MASHLEHASH
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I heard LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery was a LOSER! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
20. 2018-02-10 at 1:11 AM UTC in ATTN: MASHLEHASH
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Shit in my porridge.

    
    Piss in my hidey-hole.