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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Pretty weird.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist to be fair, you shouldn't be thinking people are pricks if you don't even know what it means. that's not cool panny.



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    I'm starting to think you're a prick!
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Take a piece of cling wrap and wrap drugs up tight within it length-wise to make a "tube" shape.
    Fold this "tube" over in half. Fold it over again.
    Take electrical tape and as tightly as you can, wrap it up to compress the shit out of it and make it into an "egg" shape.
    Lube it up and insert it in your ass. Repeat as necessary.

    Retrieval is as simple as shitting it out and unwrapping. Some protips though, be sure to shit before you do this. Otherwise your "eggs" will become part of the CONGLOMERATE of your shit. Quite disgusting to pick apart.

    Old prison smuggling tricks I used to use to bring in flip-phones and tobacco
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Oh, Laniel. When will you even see......?
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 If they were legal like they should be none of those things would be a problem

    This is the happy-go-lucky bullshit hippy mindset. Of course there would still be problems, even if legal. While the legal status of drugs is much of the problem, the effect it has on people it totally outside a country's legal system and arbitrary laws.

    Some drugs, they just cause problems - legal or not.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're definitely of the spectrum.

  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist OK, this is going nowhere. How about I'll decide what you think and you'll decide what I think. Sound good to you?

    #compromise



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    No, that's not good for me. I don't think he is a cunt.

    #nocompromise
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by greenplastic you're boring as fuck though

    You sound insanely jealous.
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Sure. Inside you. This is always the time-honored classic. Suitcase up, boy.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Enter, does Walmart invoke a rage beyond any other in terms of retail rage?
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Wal-Mart is my most despised store of all time. I go into one and immediately stricken with pure hatred of everyone. Stop in the middle of the aisle? I want to fucking murder you. Cause me to do that retarded "are you going left or am I going left" dance with you? I want to fucking murder you. When I find a moment of solace and am able to actually study a product I might like to buy, I am immediately surrounded with fat, horrible people who seemingly PUSH their carts in CLOSER and CLOSER as if to hurry you along. FUCK Wal-Mart. Fuck people. All of them. Except for the ones that pay me.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    At work, I play the "nice/friendly/helpful/charming" position while in my head, the entire time, I am thinking...

    "I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

    :)
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No, I don't. I'll decide what you think!

    You are definitely a cunt. 100%
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    TORTILLA is in the Navy. He chose that branch so he could flourish as a homosexual.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No, I fucking don't you fucking cunt.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Well?
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Tell everyone about the story where you were PEGGED by your girlfriend 2 weeks ago.
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No, I don't.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Speccy might be so hardcore socially awkward, it would be a negative experience to have a beer with the ole' chap.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't even follow the plot, kid, so don't try and pretend you're so smart. I've already gone on record, months ago, to endorse aldra as administrator. Why would I do that if I had myself in mind? No, this has nothing at all to do with me. It has to do with rank abuse of authority on Lanny's part, and I am citing the example of Bill Krozby's account and Bill Krozby's content as just one example of the basis of the evidence.

    These are my demands:

    1. All ban history will be wiped from Bill Krozby's account.
    2. Lanny will take a one-week ban for abuse of authority.
    3. Upon his return, Lanny will make a public and written guarantee that he will not abuse either user accounts, or user content, in the Spurious forum, unless disciplinary action is justified.

    We can't let Lanny make a mockery of the BBS. Today, it's Bill Krozby. Tomorrow, it's you. Nobody should have to wait for that to happen.

    You truly get off on this shit don't you? I imagine you at a computer, with some shit-eating grin as you type this out.
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