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2018-02-08 at 6:23 PM UTC...shitting something awful out of your shit encrusted o-ring and after passing the abomination you've named, "Dave", you suddenly feel an OVERPOWERING urge to jerk off?
So you frantically get your phone out, wet SHIT still drying over the DRIED shit caked over your asshole, and you pull up some porn site and begin to LONG STROKE it while aiming down into the toilet bowl, eventually caulking the bowl with your jaundice-yellow goo.
Suddenly, an emotion sweeps over you...it's SHAME. :(
ANYONE EVER HAD THAT HAPPEN??? -
2018-02-08 at 6:24 PM UTCHave you had that happen?
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2018-02-08 at 6:26 PM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 6:30 PM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 10:27 PM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 10:42 PM UTCWell, we do have our prostate(g-spot) located up our rectum so it would make sense that you'd feel... stimulated.
But no. -
2018-02-08 at 10:51 PM UTCposting to unsub
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2018-02-08 at 11:55 PM UTCGay butt sex?
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2018-02-09 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace …shitting something awful out of your shit encrusted o-ring and after passing the abomination you've named, "Dave", you suddenly feel an OVERPOWERING urge to jerk off?
So you frantically get your phone out, wet SHIT still drying over the DRIED shit caked over your asshole, and you pull up some porn site and begin to LONG STROKE it while aiming down into the toilet bowl, eventually caulking the bowl with your jaundice-yellow goo.
Suddenly, an emotion sweeps over you…it's SHAME. :(
ANYONE EVER HAD THAT HAPPEN???
latent homosexual desires. the sensation of your shit-chute being distended by something you intentionally give a male name to, causing you a state of arousal, tells you that you need a man to cram his cock into your cootie-crevice.
i know a guy...
ill even wear a name tag that says 'dave' -
2018-02-09 at 1:38 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 1:39 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 1:56 AM UTCLet me touch your stars.
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2018-02-09 at 2:27 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:45 AM UTCWhy you picked "Dave" instead of "Goliath" is beyond me. Unless you meant to imply your turd defeated you.
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2018-02-09 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 3:53 AM UTCI've had the urge, but I can't bring myself to jerk off with a wet shitty asshole. There'd be twice as much to clean up, and then I'd either cross-contaminate jizz into my asshole or shit into my dick.
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2018-02-09 at 1:03 PM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 2:43 PM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 3:34 PM UTC