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2018-03-10 at 11:56 AM UTC in Killing the upstairs neighborsYou're Russian. Poison them.
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2018-03-10 at 11:54 AM UTC in Describe your morning routine1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work.
2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants.
3) Take a shower
4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc.
5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee.
6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work.
7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.
That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:
1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to.
2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere
3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.
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2018-03-10 at 5 AM UTC in I don't know what happened to my tasteI love pepper cracked brussel sprouts. My fav.
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2018-03-10 at 3:40 AM UTC in First Annual Airing of GrievancesIn this thread, we air our grievances of one another. I'll go first.
Spectral is a liar and undeniably was discovered by Enter. -
2018-03-08 at 8:15 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.I'm sitting on the toilet, having not even wiped my shitty asshole yet due to laughing my ass off.
Enter destroyed Spectral! -
2018-03-05 at 2:24 PM UTC in Where's mmQ?He's withdrawn himself from almost everyone since Chootie died. Almost two full weeks prior to that, he was in a state of depression. The timing probably couldn't have been worse for him.
I think it's probably hit him a lot harder than he himself realized it would and compounded by his existing depression, he's been in a sad place for about a month straight now.
The only reason I know any of this is from a mutual friend. That friend appears to be the only person he's spoken with in close to 2 weeks.
So, he's alive but not really well. :/ -
2018-03-04 at 5:49 PM UTC in This is Bandit
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2018-03-04 at 5:47 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
Originally posted by Fox Paws I just remember recently you posting something about wanting to get in a bad traffic accident and your body being like dismembered against the pavement or some shit.
I guess you must have been intoxicated at the time.
That was just a troll thread for laughs. I find death, pain, torture, macabre themes to be funny. -
2018-03-04 at 5:37 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
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2018-03-04 at 5:36 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
Originally posted by Fox Paws You will probably have committed suicide long before then.
Not likely. I was never one for suicide. That's more of 20-something year old's solution when shit gets tough. Life is too good right now to even remotely consider it. I suppose if you had no/deadbeat job, no significant other, lived paycheck to paycheck, and kinda just floating through life, with no direction or purpose, suicide might be for you.
For grown men who make their own lives, outrageously successful, happily married, slowly making their dreams come true with each passing day because they make adult decisions , such as myself, then we just sit back and enjoy the ride. I hope I live to be old as fuck, shitting my pants and cursing at people while making lewd comments towards women. -
2018-03-04 at 5:29 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?
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2018-03-04 at 4:53 PM UTC in Will this community survive 40 years from now?Think about that. Most of us will be in our 60s-70s. Spectral will be long dead, hydro will have died from AIDS, Bill Krozby will be murdered by an angry lover, and a significant portion of us will die of drug overdose.
I, myself, have been here almost 20 years (next year). Twenty years...
Will this community survive in some form or another in 40 years?
Many of us have posted here (within the community in whatever form)👀 for years, some have found "IRL" friends, some have found love, all of these things...
When we're in our 60s-70s, will we still be posting to whatever form this community takes on? Will we all slowly become Spectral, talking about "the good ole days"?
Will we be old men and women still posting our feelings and making this our personal blog? Will Helladamnleet's website blow up to become the Facebook for degenerates?
So many questions... -
2018-03-04 at 4:45 PM UTC in Your current phone?
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2018-03-04 at 4:35 PM UTC in This is BanditAka Bandito, Bandy, Ban-Ban, Fuzz-Muffin, Bushy, among others.
He's watching you. -
2018-03-04 at 4:27 PM UTC in how 2 become alcoholicVirtually everyone on this website is an alcoholic. It's like totseans grew up and became alcoholics and sexual deviants.
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2018-03-04 at 8:06 AM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
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2018-03-04 at 8:06 AM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
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2018-03-04 at 8:04 AM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
Originally posted by Enter I literally could never kill anyone. With all my talk on here, I actually do the opposite – I volunteer at a suicide hotline at my college. And yes I actually take it seriously, lol, even when they're women.
In TinyBLTC one time, we got super drunk and called a suicide hotline. I was forefront in feigning being sad and suicidal and the guy on the other end was trying to tell me that I was worth it. I faked sobs and told him how sad I was while all of TC laughed hysterically. That's what I think of suicide hotlines. Oh, and..
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2018-03-04 at 8 AM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOREnter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.
1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.
2) Kill her.
Your choice. -
2018-03-04 at 7:38 AM UTC in Banner Suggestion
