2018-03-04 at 7:47 AM UTC
DON'T KNOCK WHILE OPENING
DON'T FUCKING OPEN AND THEN KNOCK
YOU FUCKING RETARDED MONGOLOID MOTHERFUCKER
DIE
2018-03-04 at 7:54 AM UTC
my mom is literally fucking insane
i hate her so much
2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC
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2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC
I TOLD HER NOT TO COME BACK
CAN I START MASTURBATING AGAIN?
ONCE I START SHE'LL JUST BURST THRU AGAIN
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE. NO PRIVACY AT ALL.
2018-03-04 at 7:59 AM UTC
now im limp as fuck and have to start over
FUCK!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Enter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.
1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.
2) Kill her.
Your choice.
2018-03-04 at 8:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
Enter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.
1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.
2) Kill her.
Your choice.
I literally could never kill anyone. With all my talk on here, I actually do the opposite -- I volunteer at a suicide hotline at my college. And yes I actually take it seriously, lol, even when they're women.
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2018-03-04 at 8:19 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Those type of musicians actually make decent money depending on where they're at.
Also lol @ Enter giving anyone shit for "joke answers".
2018-03-04 at 8:22 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
What do you people do for a living besides getting high on pills and getting caught jerking off by your moms?
2018-03-04 at 8:29 AM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
What career are you studying?