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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fucking yes.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Reminds me of the time this bitch goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week… five, six days.

    The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board. She says I killed the cat. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat.

    I know this has to be a troll, because this is monstrous, Enter. Poor cat. I love cats. :(
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter hydro has AIDS

    Hahahahhahahaha!!!

    I know! Best thing EVER!

    HAHAH FUCKING GHOULISH BITCH!
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Meh, tamogotchis die all the time anyway. They don't last more than a few days. I think like 15 is the max. (and by think I mean I just googled it)

    Thank you for releasing me of the years of guilt, Enter. I owe ya one.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I used to break into coke machines back when I was a junkie. My toolkit? 5x11 HEX head screws, a matching ratchet, and a hammer. Ratchet the screw in the keyhole almost all the way, leaving just enough to smack with the hammer. Then smack HARD on it. It breaks the tumblers and the turn-key pops out. Twist it many times and open the door, jack the change/bills and sodas if you want.

    Well, I was doing that once, and had to abort in the middle of it. Left an obvious screw left in it. I watched as the days passed and they replaced the machine with one that had the steel bar over the keyhole and a camera above it. Hah.

    Also, if you want coinstar, open a bank account. Most banks have them these days. I can cash in my change at my bank, using a Coinstar machine, for no fee.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Tomagatchi(sp?)

    I remember a girl on the bus had one and I asked to see it and I don't know what I did. I was pressing buttons on it, trying to figure out how it worked and her "pet" died. I think it hadn't been fed in awhile and I just had the unfortunate timing of holding it when it died. She was crushed. I felt bad for her, like I killed one of her family members.

    As I grew older, I realized she was a fucking future anime whore and she deserved all of that and more. Bitch.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I am not disrespecting potatoes.

    PANTRHAX is not disrespecting potatoes.

    So maybe… it is YOU who is disrespecting potatoes, hm?

    Maybe we should disrespect you, like you disrespect the potatoes?

    Yeah, LANNY

    You fucking potato disrespecter. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

    How would you like it if ENTER AND I DISRESPECTED YOU?!
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    you got something against potatoes, nigga?
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny that's not really the meat-and-beans of design work…

    Meat and potatoes.

  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Also, the girl in your video is just a bitch.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MAL And yes I know the difference between graphic and UX Designers.

    You quoted yourself and replied to it. HOW EMBARRASSING!

  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Brick sleepy!
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    No. Fuck off.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by BRiCK Problem # 1a)

    Mal wants to get fucked by a dog in doggystyle position. Assuming Mal has distance of 1ft between knee joints and asshole, and assuming that knees in doggystle are 2ft away from face (face to ground), what is distance between head and asshole?


    You drew a cat though?????

  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Also, it's a job that many people don't have time for. While I designed all of my own logos, not everyone has time for that especially as a new business. There is so much going on in opening a business, many people would rather pay someone else to do it. That goes for just about any job. There are many jobs that people can do by themselves, but are either too lazy/lack interest, too busy, etc to do it. So they hire someone. Pretty straightforward, fam.

    I just used the new business example as an example of why someone might pay someone to do it, but there are plenty others.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This thread is so interesting to read. All the real shit goes down in here.

    Everyone's hopes and dreams. Their fears, their strengths....all laid out for everyone to see and critique....
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Raspberry Pi 3. I initially did it for RetroPie, but have played with it since then - doing different things. I ultimately still go back to installing RetroPie. I just don't have the time/interest in doing more with it. Although, RetroPie + Kodi + Exodus is pretty neat.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Galaxy S6 Edge. Being in mobile repair business, I have found that the S6 (regular) is total shit. One drop, LCD breaks. Battery issues too. Haven't seen that on my Edge, or any Edge for that matter. I have a graveyard of S6 parts from customer's phones, hardly any Edge's. S7's suffer the same problem. So many display assembly replacements where the glass wasn't even cracked. One fall, fucks the LCD up. Also, S6/7 has PMIC issues as well. Same with Note 4 and 5.

    I've only used Samsungs personally. Would never own an iPhone. Interested in HTC for my next phone though, as a change from the same.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter I don't use clocks though. I just go by the sun.

    And I, the moon.
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