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2018-02-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in unpopular opinions vis a vis phoenixdoes anyone know what the fuck he's on about?
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2018-02-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in sup cuntsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 11:42 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAthis is the funniest thing, this chick has achieved nothing barr telling us shit we already knew, lol.
so quack, how long have you been cyberstalking Bill Krozby just to achieve this?
also lol totse2001
he don't look as old as i thought he was.
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2018-02-16 at 1:29 AM UTC in Lol.i reckon she was fucking the dog and dog got jelly coz she was getting back with the boyfriend.
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2018-02-16 at 2:25 PM UTC in asking out girls and making them think we're datingenter, does your dick actually work?
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2018-02-15 at 9:42 PM UTC in Ready to feel old?at 88 i doubt you'd still be able to get it up, lol.
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2018-02-15 at 9:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-20 at 4:12 AM UTC in Policeman beheaded and son has heart/skin removed while aliveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 10:14 AM UTC in I miss being a teen circa early mid 00syou know when i was younger i used to dread the thought of being in my 40s but now i am its actually way better than being a teen, 20s or 30s. i am kinda dreading 50s still tho and unfortunately its only like 5 years away but i guess every dog has its day as they say.
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2018-02-14 at 12:28 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Sopranosi have to return some video tapes
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2018-02-11 at 12:22 PM UTC in Sometimes its better to be fatjesus you fucks are nasty
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2018-02-11 at 1:21 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.
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2018-02-11 at 12:31 AM UTC in Are Traps Gay?well they are definitely 100% not straight, that's for certain.
i mean i really dunno how some of you have such a hard time figuring if something is gay or straight. i mean there's something wrong with you if you are unable to determine some shit that is so fucking simple.
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2018-02-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice In philosophy class I’m flat out going to tell everyone I want to dedicate my life to helping bring about the end of all life in existence by advancing anti-natalist and pro-mortalist philophy, as well as helping to advance AI if I have the ability, and that one of my dreams is to personally witness the end of the human race.
A later joke I thought of is that I never got past my chuunibyou phase, which may have sone truth to it.
Also, if anyone ever asks if I date I’m going to respond, “You have nothing to worry about, I’m a lolicon, everyone here is too old for me.
You are going to have such a hard time at college.
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2018-02-09 at 2:17 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?
this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy
this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.
here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls
all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.
i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.
does this shit even have a name or what.
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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2018-02-10 at 1:47 PM UTC in "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."the one that always makes me laugh is when people are getting accused of being racist and they come out with that old line 'i'm not racist, some of my best friends are black'. like that even means anything at the time, and i'm sure most people who say that are talking absolute shit and prolly just happen to have a black colleague at work, or a black neighbor down the street from where they live who they rarely even say hi to.
i mean you wouldn't use that logic if you were accused of anything else. could you imagine somebody on trial saying 'i'm not a murderer, some of my best friends are dead', lol.
'i'm not a thief, some of my best friends have been burgled' haha.
'i'm not a pedophile, some of my best friends are kids', ..oh fucking hell no.
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2018-02-09 at 1:57 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...Ffs jill, you're getting really boring now. Don't you get bored just replying the same 3 jokes repeatedly, day in day out?
You're weird, you go to all that trouble of getting that poor hooker to photo the phone in her kookie to show everyone on here that you're not a virgin. So what everyone on the internet thinks of you obviously matters to you. Yet you then go making the biggest cunt of yourself by boring everyone by replying the same 3 things over and over. There isn't a single user on this site that doesn't think you're the biggest mug on the site.
Lol
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2018-02-09 at 1:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just get good with a stapler fire staples into peoples eyes and foreheads staple their nuts to their leg from afar legal all 50 states legal all country no license legal CCW no problem imagine the fear you will inspire as stapler man thugs are found dead on the street with their balls stapled inexplicably to their nips people start finding niggers stapled to rafters of warehouses boys start turning up with their eyelids stapled to their forehead some will say you are just an urban legend and the guys stapled themselves on drugs but slowly people will become aware of you they will begin to fear and respect stapler man the community might think he is a vigilante who deserves to be caught or an angel of justice who should be lauded as a hero every time some unexpected hoodlum will try to rob and old lady he will do so in fear the fear that every shuffle or skittle he hears could be that sound the sound that will make him shit his pants when he finally hears it
"chk-CHIK!"
Charles Bronson in Dewalt Wish III
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2018-02-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.i don't get it. how could you not want to stick your cock into that?
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