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2018-02-11 at 1:21 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.
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2018-02-11 at 12:31 AM UTC in Are Traps Gay?well they are definitely 100% not straight, that's for certain.
i mean i really dunno how some of you have such a hard time figuring if something is gay or straight. i mean there's something wrong with you if you are unable to determine some shit that is so fucking simple.
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2018-02-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice In philosophy class I’m flat out going to tell everyone I want to dedicate my life to helping bring about the end of all life in existence by advancing anti-natalist and pro-mortalist philophy, as well as helping to advance AI if I have the ability, and that one of my dreams is to personally witness the end of the human race.
A later joke I thought of is that I never got past my chuunibyou phase, which may have sone truth to it.
Also, if anyone ever asks if I date I’m going to respond, “You have nothing to worry about, I’m a lolicon, everyone here is too old for me.
You are going to have such a hard time at college.
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2018-02-09 at 2:17 AM UTC in Are my balls gonna fall off?does anyone ever get this? they're like tiny little black-man's pinches, you know where you get dead blood trapped under your skin when pinching your finger or summing. but they're always and only ever on my balls. usually just one or two but i have had five or six at one time. i don't get them often, maybe every few months i notice some. they are easy enough to squeeze out, almost like squeezing a zit, and fairly painless tbh. but they bleed like nothing fucking else. that shit just doesn't stop, ever, i have to pinch the skin around the area to stop the bloodflow to the area for about 10 minutes while the blood still in the wound area finally clots up. i never heard of anything like this. is this what getting old entails?
this is a pic of the little black man's pinch thingy
this shows it bleeding on video. video is two minutes. it went on for like 20 minutes before i did the pinch cutting off bloodflow thingy.
here you can see just how much blood came from that tiny little spot on my balls
all that was from my balls man. balls should never bleed this much. wtf is going on with me man? this shit is fucking craycray.
i can't lose my balls man, i couldn't live without my balls.
does this shit even have a name or what.
WHY ISN'T THIS SHIT ON THE FUCKING NEWS
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2018-02-10 at 1:47 PM UTC in "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."the one that always makes me laugh is when people are getting accused of being racist and they come out with that old line 'i'm not racist, some of my best friends are black'. like that even means anything at the time, and i'm sure most people who say that are talking absolute shit and prolly just happen to have a black colleague at work, or a black neighbor down the street from where they live who they rarely even say hi to.
i mean you wouldn't use that logic if you were accused of anything else. could you imagine somebody on trial saying 'i'm not a murderer, some of my best friends are dead', lol.
'i'm not a thief, some of my best friends have been burgled' haha.
'i'm not a pedophile, some of my best friends are kids', ..oh fucking hell no.
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2018-02-09 at 1:57 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...Ffs jill, you're getting really boring now. Don't you get bored just replying the same 3 jokes repeatedly, day in day out?
You're weird, you go to all that trouble of getting that poor hooker to photo the phone in her kookie to show everyone on here that you're not a virgin. So what everyone on the internet thinks of you obviously matters to you. Yet you then go making the biggest cunt of yourself by boring everyone by replying the same 3 things over and over. There isn't a single user on this site that doesn't think you're the biggest mug on the site.
Lol
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2018-02-09 at 1:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just get good with a stapler fire staples into peoples eyes and foreheads staple their nuts to their leg from afar legal all 50 states legal all country no license legal CCW no problem imagine the fear you will inspire as stapler man thugs are found dead on the street with their balls stapled inexplicably to their nips people start finding niggers stapled to rafters of warehouses boys start turning up with their eyelids stapled to their forehead some will say you are just an urban legend and the guys stapled themselves on drugs but slowly people will become aware of you they will begin to fear and respect stapler man the community might think he is a vigilante who deserves to be caught or an angel of justice who should be lauded as a hero every time some unexpected hoodlum will try to rob and old lady he will do so in fear the fear that every shuffle or skittle he hears could be that sound the sound that will make him shit his pants when he finally hears it
"chk-CHIK!"
Charles Bronson in Dewalt Wish III
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2018-02-09 at 1:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.i don't get it. how could you not want to stick your cock into that?
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2018-02-08 at 1:30 PM UTC in If you're a woman and you let an animal fuck you...
Originally posted by mmQ You can't let a dog fuck you and then claim disgust.
no this was in the early days of fb. it was like 2009 or suming, i was chatting to this chick and she came on one day and told me that a 'friend' came over and then started telling her she'd had sex with her dog. i got the distinct impression she was just trying to gauge my reaction to it. then a couple of days later she came out saying her 'friend' came over again and she'd tried it and saying it was awesome. i was just like fuck off, and blanked the fuck out of her. almost made me heave at the thought of it. i think i remember sending her a link to the wiki zoonosis page before i blocked her/it.
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2017-11-21 at 10:15 PM UTC in Do you think there will ever be self driving cars?
Originally posted by Lanny I think it will happen and it'll be a good thing. Not because I have any particular faith in tech companies or regulatory authorities but because it's a convenient thing that will make an incremental improvement in the lives of first world citizens i.e. it's the type of technology who people who are involved in making technology actually give a shit about.
When I was in school I took an ethics in sci/tech course and one of the hypotheticals that came up was this: you're in a self driving car going over a bridge. A school bus in front of you full of children hits the breaks, your car has this information and also knows it can't stop in time to avoid the bus. The car has a "choice" to hit the bus likely killing all the kids but deploying airbags and saving your probably or swerving off the bridge almost certainly killing you but keeping the expected death toll low (one person vs. the majority of a full bus). What is joe programmer writing implementing the car's logic supposed to do? I thought the answer was pretty obvious, responsibility to minimize loss of human life far exceeds a company's duty to its customers. It seems pretty uncontroversial that a pharmaceutical company manufacturing like thalidomide for example, knowing the risks and marketing it to pregnant women, is doing something wrong even if its customers understand the consequences. Likewise we shouldn't sell people cars that are going to increase the total deathtoll just to soothe their anxieties (indeed it would even, in aggregate, put such customers at greater risk since they're more likely to be on the other side of that kind of dichotomy). It was surprising how mixed reactions to that case are, a lot of people really believe that there's something wrong with a car that might sacrifice its driver for the greater good.
yeah i'm not paying thousands of dollars for something that will choose to kill me over other people.
besides, a car hitting a bus is unlikely to kill all the occupants of the bus, maybe 2 or 3 at best. fuck am i an heroing to prevent that. fucking tough shit for getting on that bus that day, that's just how it goes.
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2018-02-04 at 3:39 AM UTC in i just sunk to a whole new low
Originally posted by mmQ Why would you want it any other way?
exactly! how thick is enter? no wonder he never gets laid, he hates women being sexually active then whinges that he never gets laid. what a fucking moron. he ain't wired up right is he?
i'd be very surprised if enters mother wasn't a whore.
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2018-02-04 at 6:14 AM UTC in So I'm at this strip club...why you always go to strip clubs? they so fucking expensive and just dick tease you is all. you leave at the end so badly wanting to fuck those chicks, but they just doing that coz they know we spend money on them when we thinking in cock mode.
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2018-02-04 at 1:55 AM UTC in If guys had seperate tube/dick just for semen, would it get infected more?there is a separate tube for piss and semen in your dick. they just meet at the end where it comes out of your japs eye.
what makes you think of this shit tho? like whats the point? no pun intended lol
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2018-02-04 at 7:13 AM UTC in i just sunk to a whole new lowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-04 at 3:43 AM UTC in i just sunk to a whole new low
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2018-02-04 at 3:36 AM UTC in i just sunk to a whole new lowyeah i gotta admit, even i was a little surprised just how easy she was. but fair play to her. we got off the bus by hers and there was a shop. so i said 'shall i but a bottle of coke or summing, in case we get thirsty at yours'. coz all i'd really said at this point was 'oh you gonna show me your room then. i'd love to see all your art work'. so i just wanted to double check she wasn't just dumb as shit and genuinely thought i just wanted to come and see her fucking shitty art, lol. but she didn't question why we'd get fucking thirsty at hers and i got a 2 litre lemonade.
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2018-02-03 at 11:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-30 at 5:57 PM UTC in man is born crying
Originally posted by mrhustle bling is a nigger from the old zoklet forum. We never really seen eye to eye then and probably wont see eye to eye now. Most of the time bling is off the wall with some crazy ass idea on how hes going to do this or that but in reality he does nothing and never will. He is a sort of cancer to these forums as he is not here to contribute, but to be the clown everyone gets a laugh out of. We all wonder why the old totse will never be reborn it is because there is no intelligent communication and discussion about why something is a good idea or not. Or what the problem with an idea is. every post here, and on zoklet turns into a joke and gets off topic. normally by people who are just here trolling.
man totse is over, just revel in the fact you were part of it and move on with your dull existence.
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2018-01-30 at 8:25 PM UTC in Fentanyl patches wtfyeah you genuinely mad
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2018-01-30 at 3:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
