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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if all girls gave it up just coz a guy annoyed her then sploo would be getting laid more than all of us put together.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Have you ever tried meth Narcassist? Do they have it over there? I remember getting yellow Ferrari's from around your way once. Shit was lit AF.

    they don't have it round here really but i did have my south african guy on silk road send me a .1 once. only i was making a pipe out of an old lightbulb and just as i was finishing it the fucking thing slipped out my hand and smashed on the floor. i resigned to snorting and chased some on foil after that. wasn't that impressed tbh, i think smoking would have been better. it was nice clear crystals too, such a waste really.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Yeah IMO she's basically perfect as far as looks go. She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brah.

    yeah ok, i just want to tongue fuck her asshole



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its always nice when a girl tells you you got a big cock tho



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    okay, that wasn't as bad as i thought it was gonna be.



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    the rain in spain



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    i think you just jelly that girls are having way more fun than you are



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob You gonna pity fuck him too? It's the only sex with a human he will ever get.

    ewww no



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    does anyone know what the fuck he's on about?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by F0N you guys are all so cute. all grown up, cleaned up and semi-responsible and shit. same goes here. actually living a relatively normal life.

    and fuck yeah enter you legend good to see ur around

    no way, i'll never grow up. evil boy for life.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is the funniest thing, this chick has achieved nothing barr telling us shit we already knew, lol.

    so quack, how long have you been cyberstalking Bill Krozby just to achieve this?

    also lol totse2001



    he don't look as old as i thought he was.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i reckon she was fucking the dog and dog got jelly coz she was getting back with the boyfriend.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    enter, does your dick actually work?



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    at 88 i doubt you'd still be able to get it up, lol.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lmao. Please, after a decade of isolation, go to an important interview on cocaine, benzos, and autism. Record it.

    no need, it'll pretty much be this



    only with an even weirder character than spud



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock dead mexicans are always pleasant news.

    who cares what nationality it was? its a pig being killed, that's awesome from any nationality.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you know when i was younger i used to dread the thought of being in my 40s but now i am its actually way better than being a teen, 20s or 30s. i am kinda dreading 50s still tho and unfortunately its only like 5 years away but i guess every dog has its day as they say.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Only a beta would justify there homosexuality that way.

    you saved me having to say it



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i have to return some video tapes



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    jesus you fucks are nasty



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