Originally posted by Zanick
In retrospect, I can see why calling it a goat was a mistake: it's in part because it is a cow, but mostly I regret saying "goat" because you cannot seem to get past the fact that I misidentified one mammal for another, very closely related one. Maybe if they hadn't hacked its legs off while it was still alive and rolled it onto the ground, I would've recognized by its height that it was a cow.
i reckon you're a vegetarian because of your inability to distinguish between different types of meat. i can imagine your neighbor knocking at your door to ask if you've seen his lost dog and you're like 'no pal, but i just made a really nice lamb curry if you want some? we got plenty here'
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Originally posted by infinityshock
anyone can find a pic of a random chick to reference and post online.
or you could just weird out some poor hooker by requesting her to let you take a pic of your phone in her crack so you can try and blag your internet non-friends that your not actually a closeted fag virgin.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
the term 'gun' encompasses everything from a .12 caliber air 'gun' to a something from WWII that was about 3-feet diameter.
the 'guns' australians are allowed to have are more like shit-shooters than real guns that americans wield.
they not allowed guns here unless you got a permit which you have to be holier than tho and jump through a shit load of hoops to get. yet i could prolly get you a glock, a mach 10 or even an ak47 within 24 hours.
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Originally posted by Enter
Shouldn't I definitely know if a girl is into me though? Every guy I know has had a girl ask them out, or at least ask what they're doing later etc. But not me.
Fucking cunts I hate them so much.
Oh god I hate them so much Fox Paws.
the problems with you man, but your projecting it onto being the girls fault. i'm pretty sure most chicks will pick up on the signs and quickly realize you're someone to avoid.
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its true, Bill Krozby is well known for having a thing for the fatties, he calls them slam pigs. if he went with you and gave you that special kind of Bill Krozbylove, then that can mean only one thing girl, you are a dirty motherfucking slam pig. by admitting to being one of Bill Krozby's victims you are totally admitting to this without even realizing it. why do you think we've only made a quick half-assed attempt to see tits and gave up so easy? because we knew there were nothing special to go working too hard for.
lol
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the fact is that even if they did intercept the parcel they cannot prove possession on your part because quite simply anybody could have posted that and put your name and address on it and the pigs can't prove otherwise. the pigs can't even prove to the court that they didn't post it themselves in an effort to fit you up for a drug charge. it would be way too easy for pigs to screw people if the courts started to accept charges under those vague circumstances. this is why all they do is confiscate it.
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