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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how a nigga live



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    damn, she did this to herself. i bet she could kick herself now.





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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, OK, but how did they get them then? Genuine configuration files off the original Totse server itself. Supposedly, only Jeff Hunter himself had access to those files, and a person would need r00t access to the server to get them. Wouldn't it make more sense that I had access and got them myself, since they don't appear to be anywhere else on the Interbuttz? And we're talking files with genuine timestamps of 1991 on them, don't forget. I have them.

    well no that don't make any sense what so ever seeing as you weren't on totse until 2006. it makes way more sense that you got them off somebody on totse in 07 or 08 maybe. prolly off metaphysacist.

    spectroll, i bet you got your mom waiting on you hand and foot coz you're like all depressed and shit today. have you got her making you eggy bread soldiers?

    "BUTT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooM, THEY WON'T BELIEVE I'M KING OF TOTSE ANYMOOOOORE. ITS NOT FAYYYYYAIRRRR."



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock no. after she gouged her eyeballs out she couldnt get them back in so she keeps them in her pocket and takes them out when she needs to see something.

    you stupid fucking nigger.

    well who knows, the doctors might have managed to save them, or even one. that's why i fucking asked as it wasn't mentioned. you stupid fucking jedi, jill.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Narc do different means of administration make any difference? Purity?

    very much so yes.

    vaping/chasing the dragon/often referred to as 'smoking' - practically harmless.

    intravenous - is what causes all the harm associated with heroin use, including OD, infections/abscesses and transfer of infectious disease.

    the differing and unknown purities of street heroin is what is responsible for overdoses. its impossible to dose when you don't know how much heroin is in your wrap to start with.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, he pm'd me this completely at random, out of the blue a few weeks ago

    Subject: Hey Man
    To: NARCassist
    From: Totse 2001
    Sent: 2018-01-29 at 3:32 AM UTC
    Shut up you heroin addicted GG Allin wannabe AIDS Boy

    so i sent this


    totse2001
    Is that your apartments studio you rent out.. with the white walls and a leaky ceiling and Crimson colored blood carpeting (to hide the stains of violence)??


    Bye bye miss American pie.. drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry…

    me
    it has the latest state of the art security systems installed tho

    totse2001
    What.. the cable company that has a 12 quid an hour, watching you and your children undress at night?

    me
    i don't have children.

    anyway its just a door intercom thing, with a screen so i can see who at the door. like if its pigs i dont let them in.

    totse
    Why not, what are you hiding?

    me
    i'm osama bin laden

    totse
    I wouldn't be shocked.. but then again, he was innocent. His aunt was the fucking cunt behind 9/11 funding. not him. He was never even an official suspect. Also you would have SEAL6 on your ass right now

    me
    SEAL6 were here yesterday. they're faggots, my guys took their chopper out with an RPG before they even got on the ground. bet they didn't tell you that on your western propaganda media.

    totse
    0_0

    me
    and for the record, i totally did do 9/11. Allah Akbar.


    me
    our next plot against the infidels is to attach an ied to an unsuspecting uber drivers vehicle and then have him sent to pick up a vip to take him to very important conference in san francisco where he will explode just as the vehicle pulls up outside. creating maximum fear and terror to the non-believing american pigs. Allah Akbar.

    totse
    wow.. those drugs make u seriously mental. I love this old school Totse shit though. same shit, next generation. go back to school you moron.

    me
    and in your world you're totally sane?

    totse
    you're mirroring my worst days on bad medication. your fidgeting and angry withdraws

    fucking seek some help.

    this is like the old school you mocked me of documenting. saying I'm dated or some shit.. but you're mirroring the same shit that was the curse of England.

    me
    seek help with what?

    totse
    look at your fucked up monkey knuckles, ese

    you are all fucked up on smoking black tar.

    me
    we don't get black tar heroin over here, not unless you order it online then pay double for shipping costs. we get nice number 3 heroin here. not that it makes any difference. you should look up the negative effects of heroin before you continue this conversation. there isn't a single person in the history of human existence who's had their mind fucked up from heroin use. it doesn't work like that.

    totse
    It was given up a long time ago because it's the slag for of opiods. it's the crudest form of it.

    Get on methadone then ween yourself off. reciprocate and then go smoke pot or some shit.

    me
    pal, you don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. you're making a lot of assumptions here.

    he gave up after that, lol.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, on a side note I almost forgot to post since I've been so busy, earlier this way I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.

    ah man, you're fucking disgusting woman. i would punch the shit out of any chick if i fucked her then found out she'd done that. that shit is beyond gross.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    'scarlatina' ??





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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    prolly why he spent a whole day posting retarded gobbledy-gook so he could fake being wreckt and not answering the pm.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're doing it wrong zanick


    SAUTEED BRUSSEL SPROUTS

    INGREDIENTS

    6 cups Brussels sprouts, trimmed
    2 1⁄2 ounces pancetta, roughly chopped
    1⁄4 cup extra virgin olive oil
    1⁄2 cup onion, chopped
    1 tablespoon butter
    2 tablespoons water
    1 teaspoon salt
    1⁄2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper

    DIRECTIONS

    Slice each Brussels Sprout in half and remove the core; gently pull the layers of leaves apart.

    Heat a large sauté pan and add the Olive Oil and Pancetta; render the fat from the Pancetta,
    until it is lightly crispy; remove Pancetta and reserve.

    Add the Onions and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes; add Butter and swirl to melt; add
    Brussels Sprouts and 2 tablespoons of Water.

    Sauté over medium heat, tossing to coat; cook until leaves are tender and bright green, about
    6-8 minutes; season to taste with Salt and freshly ground Black Pepper; fold in the reserved
    Pancetta and serve immediately.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Slaynk Man I hayte you malice. Go back to the sand box where you came. Never seen somebody look so evil. I am trapped in this machine now. I thought I was the antichrist, then I seen you. My whole identity. Everything I am. My entire life's work for nothing. My days are numbered that I know.

    But I will find you

    I will kill you

    what you doing pal? you don't get to just turn up here and jump to the front of the queue. i already got plans for malices demise, so back the fuck off, coz these plans could include you an all.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually just reminded me. in british police cells they no longer leave toilet paper in the cell so you have to ring the bell and ask for it. the reason is they cottoned on to the fact that people plug drugs when they're getting arrested and if you got drugs plugged and you're in a cell and have to shit then you've got to get the drugs out of the turd and re-plug them. so when you ask for tp they then watch you shit to see if you're messing with the turd, lol.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well then stop wasting anymore time and go out there and get yo'self some much needed cock.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    can't we send captain falcon to chechenya somwhow?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah enter is spot on the money about cap'n flaccid and speckles, fo sho.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL None of you scare me one bit.

    One dialed into Totse using a standard phone line and a modem. No long distance charges applied, no matter where in the world you were dialing in from. The software used was HyperTerminal, which was TelNet-based. Once connected to the BBS node, one was presented with a full screen of colorful ASCII text, which described the site and contents, and also provided information about the BBS itself and its mission statement. Navigation to the next screen was accomplished with a combination of the LEFT/RIGHT arrow keys, the TAB key, the ESC key, and the Enter key, also the F1, F2, F3, F4 and F5 keys. The second screen in contained a flashing prompt at the bottom the screen, which allowed you to either choose a handle of your choice, or remain as anonymous, the default. The following screen contained a listing of the .NFOs contained therein, a kind of index, which one could open as plaintext and peruse. Once a topic of interest was discovered, the user would then use the navigation keys to page over to the appropriate section, whereupon all the text files for that particular item of interest resided. One could then highlight the item requested and press Enter and load the file for viewing, closing out back to the file list with the ESC key. Totse was unique, in the way that it had no "ratio", which means you didn't have to upload to get enough credits to download; it was a free information command center for the entire planet. No search engines. No browsers. No Internet at all yet.


    Now, how could I know all this if I wasn't actually there? Try and Google this kind of information, you won't find it anywhere. All my peers of those days long ago are either dead or in a nursing home. I am one of the few survivors of that era. Once upon a time, we peppered the horizon like the buffalo. Today, we are like the last-surviving remnants of a great nuclear holocaust, roaming the barren lands in search of sustenance.

    so you're saying we can't verify this then? that's all just conjecture then and not admissible as evidence.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    told this on here before but i think its funny af.

    Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This thread really is kind of ridiculous, Enter. There's no lie or bullshit or air involved. There's not even any proof I was not on Totse from 1989 all the way through to its closure. You keep saying I lied, but where's the proof for this accusation? I said the switchover to the web-version of Totse happened in 2001, and it was actually 2000, that's all; that doesn't mean I wasn't on Totse from 1989 until it closed, it just means I was off by a year. So this GOTCHA thing really has no substance, you know? It's like a baloney sandwich with no actual baloney on it. It's like a sailboat with no sail. A fish with no fins. Can't you do better than this?

    the thing is spectroll is that all we've got to go on, all you've ever given us to prove you were really there is just your word. you've never presented a single shred of proof, you can't even give a username for fuck sake. do you know what you sound like when you keep babbling on about being on totse from the beginning?





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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sailboats usually have a motor or at the very least oars for when there's no wind.



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