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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    prolly why he spent a whole day posting retarded gobbledy-gook so he could fake being wreckt and not answering the pm.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're doing it wrong zanick


    SAUTEED BRUSSEL SPROUTS

    INGREDIENTS

    6 cups Brussels sprouts, trimmed
    2 1⁄2 ounces pancetta, roughly chopped
    1⁄4 cup extra virgin olive oil
    1⁄2 cup onion, chopped
    1 tablespoon butter
    2 tablespoons water
    1 teaspoon salt
    1⁄2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper

    DIRECTIONS

    Slice each Brussels Sprout in half and remove the core; gently pull the layers of leaves apart.

    Heat a large sauté pan and add the Olive Oil and Pancetta; render the fat from the Pancetta,
    until it is lightly crispy; remove Pancetta and reserve.

    Add the Onions and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes; add Butter and swirl to melt; add
    Brussels Sprouts and 2 tablespoons of Water.

    Sauté over medium heat, tossing to coat; cook until leaves are tender and bright green, about
    6-8 minutes; season to taste with Salt and freshly ground Black Pepper; fold in the reserved
    Pancetta and serve immediately.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Slaynk Man I hayte you malice. Go back to the sand box where you came. Never seen somebody look so evil. I am trapped in this machine now. I thought I was the antichrist, then I seen you. My whole identity. Everything I am. My entire life's work for nothing. My days are numbered that I know.

    But I will find you

    I will kill you

    what you doing pal? you don't get to just turn up here and jump to the front of the queue. i already got plans for malices demise, so back the fuck off, coz these plans could include you an all.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually just reminded me. in british police cells they no longer leave toilet paper in the cell so you have to ring the bell and ask for it. the reason is they cottoned on to the fact that people plug drugs when they're getting arrested and if you got drugs plugged and you're in a cell and have to shit then you've got to get the drugs out of the turd and re-plug them. so when you ask for tp they then watch you shit to see if you're messing with the turd, lol.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well then stop wasting anymore time and go out there and get yo'self some much needed cock.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    can't we send captain falcon to chechenya somwhow?



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah enter is spot on the money about cap'n flaccid and speckles, fo sho.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL None of you scare me one bit.

    One dialed into Totse using a standard phone line and a modem. No long distance charges applied, no matter where in the world you were dialing in from. The software used was HyperTerminal, which was TelNet-based. Once connected to the BBS node, one was presented with a full screen of colorful ASCII text, which described the site and contents, and also provided information about the BBS itself and its mission statement. Navigation to the next screen was accomplished with a combination of the LEFT/RIGHT arrow keys, the TAB key, the ESC key, and the Enter key, also the F1, F2, F3, F4 and F5 keys. The second screen in contained a flashing prompt at the bottom the screen, which allowed you to either choose a handle of your choice, or remain as anonymous, the default. The following screen contained a listing of the .NFOs contained therein, a kind of index, which one could open as plaintext and peruse. Once a topic of interest was discovered, the user would then use the navigation keys to page over to the appropriate section, whereupon all the text files for that particular item of interest resided. One could then highlight the item requested and press Enter and load the file for viewing, closing out back to the file list with the ESC key. Totse was unique, in the way that it had no "ratio", which means you didn't have to upload to get enough credits to download; it was a free information command center for the entire planet. No search engines. No browsers. No Internet at all yet.


    Now, how could I know all this if I wasn't actually there? Try and Google this kind of information, you won't find it anywhere. All my peers of those days long ago are either dead or in a nursing home. I am one of the few survivors of that era. Once upon a time, we peppered the horizon like the buffalo. Today, we are like the last-surviving remnants of a great nuclear holocaust, roaming the barren lands in search of sustenance.

    so you're saying we can't verify this then? that's all just conjecture then and not admissible as evidence.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    told this on here before but i think its funny af.

    Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?





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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This thread really is kind of ridiculous, Enter. There's no lie or bullshit or air involved. There's not even any proof I was not on Totse from 1989 all the way through to its closure. You keep saying I lied, but where's the proof for this accusation? I said the switchover to the web-version of Totse happened in 2001, and it was actually 2000, that's all; that doesn't mean I wasn't on Totse from 1989 until it closed, it just means I was off by a year. So this GOTCHA thing really has no substance, you know? It's like a baloney sandwich with no actual baloney on it. It's like a sailboat with no sail. A fish with no fins. Can't you do better than this?

    the thing is spectroll is that all we've got to go on, all you've ever given us to prove you were really there is just your word. you've never presented a single shred of proof, you can't even give a username for fuck sake. do you know what you sound like when you keep babbling on about being on totse from the beginning?





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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sailboats usually have a motor or at the very least oars for when there's no wind.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and modern meat substitutes can mean a balony sammich doesn't even actually contain balony.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    omg end of page 1 and i'm literally crying, lolololol



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    enter, here's a little treat for a job well done pal





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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm at that age and have had so many fucktards try bullshitting me over the years that i can literally smell it, its like the force i can just sense it. i've always had that sense from speckles just never really called him on it coz i never had anything substantial to to back it up. he's just always had that air about him tho, like drug punters telling you some shit about how they're getting paid later, lol.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i can see you have a real charm with the ladies enter, its unique, but its definitely there.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they were both getting banned a lot too. lol



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    does anyone remember murder/suicide?



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