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2018-07-24 at 12:19 AM UTC in JOERELL FOLKShe's what we call a gullible mug.
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2018-07-23 at 11:32 PM UTC in This PC shit has gone too far!and no, its not just to sell newspapers. people want to be informed and connected, they would buy the papers no matter what the news was on any given day.
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2018-07-23 at 11:29 PM UTC in This PC shit has gone too far!a little tip for you, the media have been scare-mongering about a war with russia or china since before i was born and i'm now 45. its just scare-mongering, its never gonna happen.
what you should really be asking yourself is why would they scare-monger over that for no reason. another little tip for you, there's always a reason.
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2018-07-23 at 10:59 PM UTC in This PC shit has gone too far!
Originally posted by Captain You are free to say whatever you want. Someone else is free to be offended by it and say so. Your employer is free to fire your ass because they don't want to be associated with whatever you said.
You are basically bitching that you shouldn't have to face the consequences of your actions like a cuck ass bitch.
its understandable if its a high ranking board member or somebody with a very public role in a company. but ain't nobody gonna stop buying say sony products because one of the guys that packs their phones into boxes or sweeps the warehouse floor happens to be infaggotryshack or summing. what an everyday joe thinks or says in his private life has fuck all to do with the company if it doesn't directly affect it. i mean if infaggotryshack was posting his nigger hate on the company website or from his infaggotryshack@sony.com email address, then again that is understandable. but not if its done as a private individual in their own private life.
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2018-07-20 at 2:14 PM UTC in I just burnt the fuck out of my leg with a fucking pasty ffswas just in town and went to buy a coke coz i was thirsty. anyway they were selling pasties and shit which looked pretty nice. they had it were they were all out in a hot cabinet and you put one into a paper bag and go pay for it. so i put one in a bag, went round the shelf and slipped it in my waistband coz its hot and all i was wearing was jeans and a tee, so nowhere else to conceal it. so i goes picks up a coke and went to pay for the coke but this pasty is starting to feel a bit too hot around my belt. so i was using my hand to try and hold it away from my skin a bit so it wouldn't get so hot while i waited to pay. next thing i know my finger went straight through the paper bag and the pasty and its all falling apart and starting to burn my nuts. so i ducked back round the shelf putting the coke down on the side to go sort it out where they wouldn't see that i'd just tried to steal one of their pasties. and its all starting to fall down my leg now. and the filling is hot as fuck. so i try to let it all fall down the leg of my jeans but these tight jeans these days, it got half way down my calf and all got stuck there. and now its burning my leg to fuck so i've just squished it down and out the bottom of my jeans and just left it on the floor. hopefully they'll think somebody just dropped a pasty on the floor and it got trod on or summing. anyway so now i thought i'll just buy this coke and get the fuck out. but as i'm going back to where the coke was i'm thinking where did i put that £10 note, and i'm checking all my pockets just as i hear a guy at the cashier saing 'somebody just left this bottle of coke and ten pound note on the side', so i quickly called it as mine, paid for the coke and got the fuck out. i had to go and get some envelopes and copier paper so i was rushing to get them so i could get home to check my leg coz it was burning like fuck now. anyway i got home, ripped my clothes off and got in the shower. there is a huge blister bigger than a tennis ball on my calf and its sore as hell now.
moral of the story is don't go putting hot pasties in your waistband to chore them kids.
i've got hot pasties like that tons of times and never had anything like that happen tho. that was one seriously fucking hot pasty man.
i'll take some pics, you guys gotta see this.
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2018-07-23 at 12:39 AM UTC in Today begins the 30th rendition of Shark Week...
Originally posted by S6x Also what is a good brand of Caffeine pills. I don't want to look like a drug addic and ask a pharamacist.
you can just buy anhydrous caffeine powder on ebay. it usually comes with a little 1ml plastic spoon for measuring it out. way cheaper than paying someone to just fill up some pill machine and pop a load out.
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2018-07-20 at 9:50 PM UTC in If I were a large aquatic mammal and I used ancestry.com...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-20 at 9:44 PM UTC in If you could bang all the desirable women of one particular country...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-19 at 10:47 AM UTC in Look, can everyone just stop dying?Lol number13 got it. That was the exact line that inspired the Fred title. Well done mah man.
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2018-07-19 at 1:34 PM UTC in Does the inside of your rectum ever itch?
Originally posted by jedi_darryl Uhmmm so what about when you're using a public restroom? Is it the same procedure narcissist?
No, that's what I meant by whenever possible, lol. If I came to your house tho and used your toilet you can be pretty fucking sure that I stuck my ass in your handbasin and rinsed water right up into the darkest corners of my asshole tho. I wouldn't even bother wiping your sink over afterwards either.
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2018-07-19 at 8:33 PM UTC in Which is worse on a moral level?a lot of crimes shouldn't even be crimes these days so ima go with the first.
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2018-07-19 at 6:23 AM UTC in Fuck, marry, kill: forum editionwhat are you all a bunch of fags or what? this is like what 12 year old girls play ffs.
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2018-07-19 at 2:20 PM UTC in If I were a crab...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-19 at 4:33 PM UTC in Fuck, marry, kill: forum edition
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Butter chicken mostly. The occasional prawn (shrimp) and mushroom and Keema every now and then.
I love the way you put shrimp in parentheses so your neighbors will know wtf you're on about. That's the same reason used parentheses instead of brackets.
I really wanna nice curry now.
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2018-07-19 at 3:40 PM UTC in Which of your fellow posters is a must-read for you?I had no idea I was so loved here. Of course my intention on this site is always to piss you all off, I'm gonna have to up my game.
I do love mmQs quirkiness tho. I mean how can you not love mmQs quirkiness? I'm not gay tho, not even a tiny little bit.
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2018-07-18 at 8:20 PM UTC in all women deserve to be treated like shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-18 at 1:12 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
Originally posted by WellHung Bullshit. I'm sick of you misinforming people about the junk. Quit championing that disgusting substance u fucking junkie.
well fuck off then. i'm not the one misinforming, the media and the war on drugs is the one that does that. i just tell it as it is. why you so afraid of the truth pal?
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2018-07-18 at 7:37 AM UTC in [Serious] Pedosexuality
Originally posted by Manonfire Girl u dont need to defend urself to Joe
He will keep blowing the same recycled bullshit over and over like his opinion is The only right one
He fails at arguments so he turns into a parrot and repeats
Ur are beautiful imho
Joe hasnt had a women half as attractive as I believe u are
i'm calling him jokerell from now on. the thing that's funny about him, pretty much every user on these totse rebirth sites are very much media bullshit aware. that is we're fully aware of the western media and their manipulation techniques and constant stream of bullshit. we are all very cynical when it comes to reuters, news corp and all the other control freak organizations that spew out their highly edited bullshit opinions and present them as facts to the dummy masses. we're even aware that the supposedly more so called 'impartial' news outlets like RT and al jazeera even report biased towards their own personal agendas. so its pretty fucking funny when we get some clueless fucktard who lives on a self-imposed force fed diet of cnn, bbc and fox news coming here spouting those propaganda box tv dinner opinions practically word for word. i wouldn't be surprised if you sent the duck out with half his posts you'd find he'd literally copy-pasta'd them straight off their websites.
i mean i really don't get what nutjobs like jokerell hope to achieve coming to a site like this with that shite. i mean we've heard it all before so many times but we all became impervious to it over a decade ago at least. and its not like jokerell is even the first of his kind. we've had many come and go over the years and we'll likely see many more. but they all have one thing in common, they all go.
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2018-07-18 at 7:42 AM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
Originally posted by esbity Getting bit by dogs, getting lost, old people in parking lots, people getting ran over…the usual.
lolwut, you can't even handle a dog or read a fucking road sign, map or ask someone for directions? you might as well kill yourself now, this world ain't for the likes of you, boy.
also, what you think old people in parking lots are gonna do, mug you or summing?
and if someone got run over then you need to be calling an ambulance if they're injured, not the pigs, they have very limited medical training from what i understand.
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2018-07-17 at 5:26 PM UTC in [Serious] Pedosexuality
Originally posted by joerell You mean like highly educated men like yourself who spend hours getting the right color for heroine so it's a perfect high or placing more importance on pedos rights than the underage kids they kill. If anyone is an idiot it's you junior…LMAO. Still you did make 1 good point…opportunists in media, fashion and music should be punished for using kids to profit from or giving the illusion pedophilia is normal. Instead of ignoring this BS it should be challenged and ironically the worse offenders are connected to the left. I hope your next hit is a rosy one…won't make society better however the different shades may impress the odd drugged up model.
ok lets get summing straight here, i am definitely not pro pedo. if i thought the justice system could be trusted to come up with a true and fair result then i would be totally fine with executing child killer/rapists. however i know from experience that the justice system cannot be trusted to organize a bunk up in a brothel let alone be trusted to return a fair conviction on anybody. and if even one person is likely to get wrongly executed then nobody should be getting executed in my book. execution doesn't just punish the perpetrator, it punishes their family who have to sit and helplessly watch a loved one put through the execution process. can you even imagine what it must be like for a child having to go through that happening to a parent?
my take on the pedo situation is that society has it all backwards. i have discussed this on here before but i think it would have been before your time tho jokerell. i'm pretty certain that the big attraction for pedo's to kids is the forbidden fruit aspect, the high risk factor makes for much increased sexual excitement. the risk factor is what drives most deviant and perverse kinks. but if that is the case, then by making it so highly illegal to have sex with kids you are then making sex with kids a highly desirable attraction to those who seek out and get off on the more riskier forms of sexual behavior. its the streisand effect, by attempting to protect something you then go and make it a target. that being said we are now in a situation where we couldn't now just legalize it as many pedophiles perversion is so deeply ingrained they most likely just see children as the object of their affections and don't even consider that it has anything to do with the risk factor anymore. society has created a total catch 22 situation surrounding child sexual abuse.
but who do you think started it all? yeah that's right, idiots like you who think more legislation is needed to protect everyone from everyone. idiots who are scared fucking stiff of the world they live in. and do you know why you're all so scared? because that fucking media, cnn and fox news and the like, constantly bombarding you with over-hyped scare stories on an hourly basis telling you how scary the world is and making it seem to you like these isolated incidents of things like a child being raped and murdered is something that happens literally on a daily basis in every town and village in the country, making every parent paranoid to fuck. coz parents that are paranoid to fuck are very easy to control, they pay their taxes and do what they're told and don't complain when more draconian laws are passed to 'keep them safe', lol.
the fact is that laws that are supposedly put in place to protect or solve a problem nearly always cause even more problems in society. or just push the problem underground which makes the problem ten times more dangerous than it ever was in the first place. the irony is that these laws that are supposedly there to protect are actually protecting hardly anyone, just making some people a lot of money and giving them more power. most of these laws are actually harming more people than they are protecting. its fucking ridiculous.
and btw, fuck yeah i'm gonna spend time getting the color right. when getting that color right is putting £400 a week into my pocket, ya get me fam?
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