Originally posted by NARCassist
agreed. i'm getting bored to fuck with NIS lately, it ain't no totse that's for sure. the whole scron/HTS soap opera is about the only entertainment it has going for it right now.
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Well I hope you enjoy this picture ...
Even tho she has heterochromia still lit AF fam.
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there are plenty of ways to commit suicide...you may as well ask 'how can you have a car without using it to poison-gas yourself' or 'how can you live near a railroad track without jumping in front of a train'
retard.
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Originally posted by HTS
Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.
Originally posted by Joe Kane
This. and if you ever had to deal with large amounts of jizz in the shower it becomes like bakelite and one time I had a large giant patch of water/jizz mix on my thigh hair that was impossible to remove with normal means I had to shave my entire groin area and carefully remove it all like a surgeon which turned me off shower sex for good.
It was like trying to remove skin without bleeding FUCK that shit.
...When you and your "girlfriend" both have experience sticking your dick in someone.
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
Except when they are. But I don't know if they are still pressing good shit these days.
Tfw you buy some sktchy ass beans from a dude in the bathroom at a bar, and you get home and take a look at em and are like "That faggot just sold me some fucking baby aspirin that he scratched the markings off of. This looks like someone pressed their pill between their fucking asscheeks. Oh well...I paid for it..might as well...."
*45 minuit later
"HOLY FUCK. OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh. HooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!!!" *sweat dripping from your face*
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After finally arriving in the greyhound station of downtown Toronto, HTS and his homosexual tweaker internet lover scronlando finally embraced one another. It was a match made in heaven, HTS swore to god via TC that he would never allow scron into his household. But as all good love stories go, he eventually allowed him into the most vulnerable culdesac of his life: his basement.
Scron took the bait like a starved fish under a frozen Alaskan lake. HTS sucked his cock, and sucked it good he did. HTS even admitted to scron cumming down his throat.
Nevertheless, HTS became hurt. Scron and hts had a miscommunication. Scron wanted to find his life in this homeless world while hts had no idea why scron wouold ever want to leave the depths of his basement. HTS became an etiz/RC addict for the next 4 days in which he continually asked me, ''is there any hope for me, tort?"
Scron went on his way. And during his adventures into a new downtown, he was mugged. But scron soon realized, his best bet at survival was that dark smelly basement that he came from. So, scron, giving no fucks, knocked on HTS' door, his parents answered. but somehow, being the beta parents they are, they allowed him to see HTS. The following video is what happened next.
Video props go to: Panthrax
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Originally posted by NARCassist
for a sweet little chick like her its fucking unbelievable, she gets 80ml of methadone every day. then she'll buy either 1/8 or 1/16 oz of smack a day, depending on how much she can afford. then on top she's doing shit loads of pregabalins, i seen her do a 14 strip of 300mgs in two days, and she throws valium down her neck like their sweeties.
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Damn, that's quite a bit of shit to do. I hope her recovery is successful and both of you find some type of peace in all this. Good luck bro.
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