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2017-09-17 at 1:41 PM UTC in Aesthetics is first among the natural scienceslol what a bunch of pseudo intellectual sounding bullshit
i fucking hate this site, you're all poseurs and cowardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-17 at 10:51 AM UTC in Just Found Out That A Co-Worker Killed Himselfa classmate of mine died in 7th grade i lol'd when i found outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-17 at 5 AM UTC in shower sex
Originally posted by HTS Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.
Originally posted by Joe Kane This. and if you ever had to deal with large amounts of jizz in the shower it becomes like bakelite and one time I had a large giant patch of water/jizz mix on my thigh hair that was impossible to remove with normal means I had to shave my entire groin area and carefully remove it all like a surgeon which turned me off shower sex for good.
It was like trying to remove skin without bleeding FUCK that shit.
...When you and your "girlfriend" both have experience sticking your dick in someone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-17 at 4:41 AM UTC in Murder/Suicide?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-16 at 9:52 PM UTC in I love lannyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-16 at 8:34 PM UTC in thought i'd finally post my picThat would make me very happy if that was really you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-16 at 8:33 PM UTC in street prices where you are
Originally posted by Wick Sweat Except when they are. But I don't know if they are still pressing good shit these days.
Tfw you buy some sktchy ass beans from a dude in the bathroom at a bar, and you get home and take a look at em and are like "That faggot just sold me some fucking baby aspirin that he scratched the markings off of. This looks like someone pressed their pill between their fucking asscheeks. Oh well...I paid for it..might as well...."
*45 minuit later
"HOLY FUCK. OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh. HooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!!!" *sweat dripping from your face*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-16 at 1:09 AM UTC in ATTN: All those which this concerns: HTS + SCRON SAGA PART IIAfter finally arriving in the greyhound station of downtown Toronto, HTS and his homosexual tweaker internet lover scronlando finally embraced one another. It was a match made in heaven, HTS swore to god via TC that he would never allow scron into his household. But as all good love stories go, he eventually allowed him into the most vulnerable culdesac of his life: his basement.
Scron took the bait like a starved fish under a frozen Alaskan lake. HTS sucked his cock, and sucked it good he did. HTS even admitted to scron cumming down his throat.
Nevertheless, HTS became hurt. Scron and hts had a miscommunication. Scron wanted to find his life in this homeless world while hts had no idea why scron wouold ever want to leave the depths of his basement. HTS became an etiz/RC addict for the next 4 days in which he continually asked me, ''is there any hope for me, tort?"
Scron went on his way. And during his adventures into a new downtown, he was mugged. But scron soon realized, his best bet at survival was that dark smelly basement that he came from. So, scron, giving no fucks, knocked on HTS' door, his parents answered. but somehow, being the beta parents they are, they allowed him to see HTS. The following video is what happened next.
Video props go to: Panthrax
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2017-09-15 at 9:24 PM UTC in How do atheists...It's very complicated.
You wouldn't understandThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-15 at 10:49 AM UTC in I sort of have this problemDo the dishes and clean the house so when she comes back she feels bad for fucking all those guys on her days away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-15 at 9:03 AM UTC in My Friend Is Definitely Offoh yay. this thread...about yourself...again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-14 at 8:59 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by NARCassist for a sweet little chick like her its fucking unbelievable, she gets 80ml of methadone every day. then she'll buy either 1/8 or 1/16 oz of smack a day, depending on how much she can afford. then on top she's doing shit loads of pregabalins, i seen her do a 14 strip of 300mgs in two days, and she throws valium down her neck like their sweeties.
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Damn, that's quite a bit of shit to do. I hope her recovery is successful and both of you find some type of peace in all this. Good luck bro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 6:18 PM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsKeep your head up, bro.
Looks to me like this could become an interesting chapter in your book of life. Hope shit works out for the both of you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 5:30 PM UTC in im sadOr don't treat it like some overly dramatic romance saga and just treat it like two people getting to know one another. Both of yas talking in such EXTREMES. lol
Calm down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 2:38 PM UTC in im sad*sigh*
This is fucking retarded. "The guy you like" is a complete and utter piece of shit. This is still the best possible outcome. At least he didn't stab or poisen you. I know, not very helpful but I can't symphasize with you here. The dude is trash.
You also do absolutely nothing to feel more attractive. You can't rely on other people to feel sexy. That shit must come from within if you aren't blessed in the physical department. Nothing is for free. The good thing is that feeling sexy comes during the process of getting sexy. You're already torturing yourself with the homone therapie. I see no reason to stop there.
You hate yourself? Punish yourself with discipline. Stricter than anyone else could be with you. Diet. Excercise. Improve.
You hate being your current self? Kill that motherfucker. End that nigga's existence right now. Stop the self-pity. That piece of trash doesn't deserve it.
Break through, little angel. Phoenix style. First you have to burn down before you can rise up from the ashes. Never give up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-13 at 9:52 AM UTC in Is reproduction REALLY natural/necessary/incogniscient?You're just trying to lure Malice out aren't you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-12 at 9:41 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by NARCassist she wants to cool it while she's in there. i think that's a good idea tbh, but still sucks kinda, if you know what i mean. she said she'll call and i said i'd write too. just getting this idea in my head that something in there will give her a change of heart or summing. i dunno, i'm prolly just being negative, we'll see i guess.
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yeah she'll feel different I'm sure after she's been there awhile (i mean in a good way where she will probably want to see you). A couple times since I've met my hen she go busy with stuff like a few months ago or so, her parents from dc bought a house here in austin for her and her gf's. So they were really busy with that and her parents coming into town and just stuff like that.
Im sure i could of gotten her to hang during that 2 weeks or so but I can tell she's much more family oriented than me, plus she has a really good job she's busy with so we would just text and stuff until her family left. I know thats not exactly the same situation as yours but I definitely did miss her a lot.
The last couple weeks she's been in colorado with her folks and so I just wait until she hits me up to say hi, which is fairly often compared to my last gf. My last gf and I would rarely ever text each other unless it was to make plans to hang. In fact sometimes I would text her just to say whats up, but she wouldn't ever reply back, (yet she would stalk me on zoklet/here) It was a power and control thing that I got used to, but I'm digressing.
I guess I don't know exactly what your relationship is like with her, but it obviously sounds like you're obviously close. Just try to go do some unadulterated good clean fun with her when she gets out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-12 at 7:29 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memesAll this hulabaloo over a deliberately allowed attack, intended to allow America to take action to safeguard the petrodollar...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-12 at 4:05 AM UTC in Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
Originally posted by -SpectraL And let's not forget to celebrate the fact that the World Trade Center was shut down for "upgrades" just weeks before they came down, everyone was evacuated, all in-house WTC security was sent home, and all the alarms were switched off - a first in the entire 30-year history of the buildings! Of great cause for celebration was also the billions in gold bullion which were loaded into 18-wheelers just hours before the towers were demolished, of which has never been seen again. We can also jump for joy that the entire bulk of the incriminating evidence against Enron and the other corporate thieves just happened to be housed and destroyed in WTC7, and be happy that as a result, all criminal charges were dropped against those multi-national entities. Lots of cause for celebration!
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2017-09-11 at 7:20 PM UTC in I need some inspiring words"When the Beetus makes you piss yourself, I'll become your diaper. Love you. "The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
