2017-10-07 at 12:34 PM UTC
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BOUT TO POP MY ACID TAB LOL
Just remember these two things:
1) It's going to last forever.
2) Everyone's against you.
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Originally posted by benny vader
pedophilia was pretty common and acceptable as a way of life in the USA until the advent of WW2 where there was a shortage of men around due to war and death and the competition for men and their love and affection and semen intensified.
so the women who're left behind began to hatch a scheme to restrict the size of the pool of women eligible for copulation, and hence …
the sacred age of consent was born and men who would otherwise choose to be with prepubescent or teenage girls were forced to choose between being with an older women who would make their lives miserable or be vilified as monsters.
decades after the war the ratio of women to men again achieved equilibrium but the scheme stayed on.
Hi. Yeah.. Early teens is one thing but I'm pretty sure fucking 5 year olds and the like has always been a no-no.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Duuurrr… why would you need to actually look up the kids' PI, like where they live, if it was all just a bluff anyways?
To make it seem convincing you senile old fuck.
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Shit I read the whole thing. I think I lost 30% of my brain cells in the process, but that is pretty fucking perfect bro. Adorable ending.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
had no choice, i applied to come here and been on waiting list since before i met her. the place i was at before was only a temporary accommodation anyway.
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so now its going to be long distance plus shes a hooker and pulls this kind of shit?
i'm jealous of you, there's a few people i wouldn't mind seeing off themselves
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Sorry narc u cant stay over unless u pitcha tent
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2017-10-05 at 9:44 AM UTC
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I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by NARCassist
what? she was only asking for coffee man. they only allow decaf in there for some reason and she was asking me to get her some normal coffee in, lol.
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Oh. lol. you certainly couldve mentioned that in your original post and saved me a lot of typing.Made it sound all insidious and sheit.
Dick.
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2017-10-05 at 7:11 AM UTC
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best cereal
eat golden graham
save the milk
put lion cereal in
???
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
the thing with these threads is nobody ever listens to anybody else's music
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i not listened to the streets until last week buty it reminds me of the time wen ppl cud smoke in pubs
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2017-10-01 at 2:07 AM UTC
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Passing a piss test
I've been up all night cramming for my prostate exam
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2017-09-30 at 7:43 PM UTC
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Passing a piss test
So much for being a multimillionaire.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
looks like a dog dick
also, that's some nasty shit that comes up if you search 'dog penis' in duckduck images. you been warned, lol.
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uuuhhm
am I the only notice that the guy's hand turns into a pean?
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2017-09-29 at 12:35 PM UTC
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Alcohol is a God Tier Drug
alcohol is the shittiest drug there is
i feel worse after a night of drinking than i do after a 2 day meth run
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'd say it's alarming that a person would even know what asshole smells like in the first place, to say he smells it. I mean, how would you even know what asshole smells like??
by taking a shit? or fucking assholes? or eating ass? or walking into a public restroom? or wiping a babies asshole?
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2017-09-28 at 8:33 PM UTC
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I like HTS' new usertitle.
Originally posted by Scrawnyツ
jealous much
Yes, everyone who has anything negative to say about you and HTS clearly is just jealous they're not getting their dick sucked by a dude.
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Learn to fist yourself, then punch it to death.
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2017-09-28 at 12:28 PM UTC
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Just cut my dick off
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
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Originally posted by NARCassist
then i would be a very happy man
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Well, get happy. Falco was me this entire time.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you do realize that every single website collects your IP address…rite?
Lol at Jill gonna try to instill some tech knowledge on Sophie. Never a dull moment.
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