Originally posted by Panthrax
The one exception I can remember was the travel mod, "water bottle". He had a avatar of some homely european looking white dude. He never fucked with anyone
no, no, no ... he was a humongous faggot.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
I know you're trying to turn this into a meme, but people who say shit like this are dumb and stuck in teenager mindset. I'm not jacking off to the dude. I am the dude in my mind.
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Originally posted by benny vader
i'll give you an idea :
VagCum cleaner. Now you wont have to orally clean your prostitute out. works on any standard USB-5Volt-1Amp outlet.
Umm.. first off Im not a gay homo sex-a-male
and second. your prostate is attached to your bladder like a donut of sort.. with the bladder being like a donut hole.. im guessing. it's deep inside flesh walls and fat and nerves and things.
there is no literal way to get to it to clean it without invasive procedures of cutting through inches of flesh and muscle.
yer dumb
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Originally posted by SBTlauien
I was going to let this thread die since it wasn't going anywhere, but since you bumped it…
People definitely want me to fail. I can tell by the way people act around me, their general nature, the tone when they talk to me. They don't like me and if they see me making any improvements, they start getting pissed. I don't know why, but I know they are against me in some way, for some reason.
I can even predict certain behavior of theirs and certain things they do. Anytime someone tries to help, its always a trap.
sounds like youre paranoid
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They have about 100 million users for every one user we have here, so yeah, hopefully their site would be a bit more stimulating. Interestingly enough, for having over a billion users, they still are too pussy to talk about piss balloons.
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I would do things like be a famous porn star or musician. Can we program people's minds to think whatever we want them to think?
Like if that were the case, I'd go back to say 7th grade and make it so in the middle of one of my classes at school, the 3 cutest girls would all suddenly have an irresponsible urge to come to my desk and start giving me blowjobs and rimming me, and the teacher would undress on her desk and start fisting herself, all the while everyone else in the room is experiencing this as a normal student would, obviously wondering what the fuck is happening, or better yet how.
Then I'd suddenly have a bunch of clear ovens drop down over the boy's desks where they sit, and slowly heat them up as the boys roast to death, all the while I'm still fuxxin with these 3 girls while the other girls in the class are dumbfounded and horrified, but of course I'd lock them in and after all the boys were dead and charring up nicely (this would all take place over the course of at least 12 hours), I would drive spikes through all the girl's left eyes including the three on my cock, then have everyone in the room including the crisped corpses each have a seat on a long miniature train akin to a kid's ride at an amusement park, taking them to the downtown district and parading my line of mutilated females and burnt males, the teacher and I conducting the train and throwing live grenades here and there, rocket launchers and lasers, breathing massive bursts of fire and causing some to have their bones spontaneously snap and crack at morbid and absurd angles until their skeleton resembled a limp dangly Halloween ornament.
Then I'd eat a fistful of pure mdma eat a bunch of banana cream pie.
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I don’t see why we even have separate locker‐rooms and stuff. I can kinda see the point of separate bathrooms because of urinals, but the whole gender segregation thing just seems archaic to me.
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