NARC did it to me, and probably many others here by posting a photo of his bent cock in some thread or other. I didn't know it was in there and by the time I realised what it was, it had already entered my browser's cache without consent
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Listen bitch! I am niggasin.space You in my house I am staying now. I am only staying because you are a bitch and must be delt with. We dont like bitches here. Look what you bitches did to my nigga ENTER! I swear to god and even if it takes the rest of my life I will avenge his death by causing yours
Aw, I’m so scared. Everyone knows you were never leaving anyway. You just crave attention.
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A husband and wife who are avid golfers have been happily married for 30 years, and on the day of their 30th anniversary they enjoy a wonderful day together. They have a delicious breakfast in bed, then proceed to one of their favourite golf courses. They play through to the 9th hole, both having an amazing game. The husband watches his beautiful wife tee off and feels a rush of emotion and guilt. "Honey, I have to tell you something. At the very beginning of our marriage, I slept with another woman. It only happened once and I've been faithful ever since. It was a mistake and I hope you can forgive me."
The wife looks fondly at him. "I forgive you. We've had a very happy life together. I love you." The husband is so relieved, feeling light as a feather. They play a few more holes in bliss when suddenly the wife turns to her husband. "Honey, I too have something to confess."
The husband smiles and says, "Anything dear - you were so gracious to me, and we can make it through anything."
"Before we met, I had a sex change. I used to be a man." The husband throws his club down and starts swearing and kicking up turf. The wife is in shock. "But I forgave you for your secret!" The husband, red faced, turns to her. "All these years! All these years you've been teeing off from the ladies tee box you cheating piece of shit!"
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Originally posted by Enter
Wow holy fuck, I remember that now. She DID charge me 30 dollars for a drink. Jesus Christ that is fucked, and there is no way to complain either. A bad review on Yelp or whatever isn't gonna damage that strip club. They can get away with roberry there, fucking hell.
I fuckin lol’d so hard. You’re so bad with women even the stripper didn’t wanna give you a dance after you fucking PAID HER. Hahaha.
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Like most of you I have the hep. I gained me hep back in 2008 or 2009. I never have hd it treated. I used to get ultrasounds and shit but I quit searching for the cure when I became fascinated with population control. During my last few years in active addiction when I was shooting up dozens of times a day with syringes that more often than not looked like old fishing tackle I tried my best to spread it to my fellow Americans. Now that I am sort of kind of not using drugs anymore I am waiting for the day when like a jack in the box my symptoms will appear. I still want to drink and I know that drinking is good for hep livers. I can not wait to be killed dead from my insides out. And don't worry, I got a blood test a couple months ago and I still have it. Can anyone give me some tips on spreading this now that I'm not in active addiction? I tried to get herpes once too but this woman's vaginal didn't transmit it to me. I hope to one day have enough viral super powers to be able to just breath on people and infect them. I feel like a super hero and I love it.
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Yeah that’s retarded as shit, but in my mind I don’t single out the fact that this came from a woman. Like, I see that as just another manifestation of the attention-whoring social media junky culture we live in right now. And another thing that comes to mind is how kids are living with their parents longer and being dependent on them longer due to increasing economic pressures such as higher costs of living and education expenses, as compared to 20 or 30 years ago.
Shit like that. All people are stupid not just women
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Originally posted by NARCassist
no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.
and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.
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YEAH M8 I LOV TA GIV THE MUFF A BIT OF A SWIVEL NOW AND DEN, DON'T IT?
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