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2018-03-31 at 5:01 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in timeRight now, hundreds of millions of sexually transmitted viruses are making their way through NARCassist's digestive system.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-31 at 1:42 AM UTC in Chronic Hepatitis CThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-30 at 1:58 PM UTC in Holy fuck. I was laughing until I could barely breathe at "another gay man".It's been ages since I've laughed this hard.
I've seen and probably even posted this video before, but never noticed the perfect timing of the bit I timestamped:
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2018-03-30 at 11:43 AM UTC in Chronic Hepatitis CLike most of you I have the hep. I gained me hep back in 2008 or 2009. I never have hd it treated. I used to get ultrasounds and shit but I quit searching for the cure when I became fascinated with population control. During my last few years in active addiction when I was shooting up dozens of times a day with syringes that more often than not looked like old fishing tackle I tried my best to spread it to my fellow Americans. Now that I am sort of kind of not using drugs anymore I am waiting for the day when like a jack in the box my symptoms will appear. I still want to drink and I know that drinking is good for hep livers. I can not wait to be killed dead from my insides out. And don't worry, I got a blood test a couple months ago and I still have it. Can anyone give me some tips on spreading this now that I'm not in active addiction? I tried to get herpes once too but this woman's vaginal didn't transmit it to me. I hope to one day have enough viral super powers to be able to just breath on people and infect them. I feel like a super hero and I love it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-30 at 11:17 AM UTC in A fucking 20-year-old woman on instagram posted...Yeah that’s retarded as shit, but in my mind I don’t single out the fact that this came from a woman. Like, I see that as just another manifestation of the attention-whoring social media junky culture we live in right now. And another thing that comes to mind is how kids are living with their parents longer and being dependent on them longer due to increasing economic pressures such as higher costs of living and education expenses, as compared to 20 or 30 years ago.
Shit like that. All people are stupid not just womenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-30 at 9:45 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
Originally posted by NARCassist no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.
and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.
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YEAH M8 I LOV TA GIV THE MUFF A BIT OF A SWIVEL NOW AND DEN, DON'T IT?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-30 at 9:20 AM UTC in Alternate Account RatingsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-30 at 9:01 AM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
Originally posted by NARCassist you know you could have a point there. and if after all this time the girl that was enter wanted to come out, i could totally imagine the mind that was behind enter would come up with something as sick and twisted as pretending to be one of Bill Krozby's rape victims. and they would know enough of Bill Krozby's background etc to pull it off as well, lol. what do you think?
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I think I was with you until you decided I was an Enter troll. I guess I’m going to have to ACTUALLY fuck with Bill Krozby to prove my identity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-29 at 10:04 PM UTC in Alternate Account RatingsThere are several users who now go by different alts for purposes of trolling the forum.
They were known on totse/zoklet/rdfrn as one name but here they are "Wild Bill" or "Goat Man" or some random shit and they always switch up and act so cool "Haha you can't catch me!"
https://niggasin.space/thread/21943
That's why I made this account because it's a satire on all the alts, I said "I can be an alt too! Herp derp I'll make a profile named Something Squirrel and call everyone faggots and rake in likes!"
Anyways here are my official alt ratings.
Speedy Parker-
Gimmick: U mad U mad U mad "the anecdotes are the evidence!" Hurr durr hey I'm calling the cops!
0/10
Stupid name, dumb avatar and trash posts daily.
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BeigeWarlock-
Gimmick: Schizophrenic TOTSE guy from California Jeff Hunter Walnut Creek 9/11 Sanfransisco
This guy probably has a dozen alts with low posts and posts random inane stuff about conspiracies or weird things.
He's like if Spectral was a broken AI robot from the future, like Terminator.
4/10
Pretty well written stuff and cool avatars, accounts and content but it makes no sense at all.
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Item9-
Gimmick: Somebody trying to post a lot of random stuff to get past new user post limit and slowly establish this as their new identity
1/10
Another boring troll alt
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SPLAT-
Gimmick: Lurker from somewhere who made an account to stir shit and didn't want it to fall back on them
1/10
Who cares?
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杀死所有的白魔鬼-
Gimmick: Fail troll Chinese guy that takes nootropics or something
6/10
WHAT DOES HIS NAME MEAN?!
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Fonaplats-
Gimmick: likely an NSA/FBI agent pm'ing someone to be their handler
0/10
FBI STAY AWAY!
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GastheKikesRaceWarNow-
Gimmick: anti semite that's actually pretty friendly
2/10
Name is too edgy and nothing special about this guy at all makes you wonder WHY HE'S USING AN ALT?!
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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs-
Gimmick: Some sort of undercover officer im sure of it.
0/10
IMPENDING RAID! HIDE EVERYTHING!
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LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery-
Gimmick: Not the real LSD, part of a secret network series of fake zoklet troll accounts used to cause drama
0/10
Not funny, ripoff of another person and not original at all.
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BigLuigi-
Gimmick: I don't know his other account but I'm sure he kept a low profile and only had the other one.
9/10
Luigi is cool and he looks like Luigi GET IT! hahahahahahaha
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D4NG0-
Gimmick: Undercover police officer 100%
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Everything you say can and will be used against you!
Also stupid name for an alt, did you roll your face across the keyboard when you came up with that?.
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Fox Paws-
Gimmick: Not a police officer but someone in that circle (an informant)
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How much are they paying you
Also dumb name "hurr I'm a fox"
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BRiCK-
Gimmick: Russian Spy
7/10
I bet Putin put this guy on the job. I bet he can break bricks that's why his code name is brick. I saw him on TC with a bunch of guns once
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Daily-
Gimmick: Some kind of anti psychotic addicted unstable person that probably spends their down time not posting in a group home wearing an ankle bracelet.
1/10
What kind of name is "Daily" anyways? Boring, and his avatar sucks, his posts border on BeigeWarlock- tier except with a more NEET mental patient vibe.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-29 at 6:13 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.its funny because if it turns out you dont have it your whole life would be a lieThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-29 at 5:26 AM UTC in Bandcamp CutiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 10:50 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 10:24 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-28 at 7:11 PM UTC in Mysery SOLVED! Kinkou has been foundFake news and derpadewsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 6:45 PM UTC in Lanny is a bitch!Why don't you go through the trouble of paying for hosting and literally coding an entire website only so that your users can bitch at you then you flamboyant homosexual.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 11:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I prefer Eastern European myself
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2018-03-27 at 11:01 PM UTC in need some tips on hurting womenOrange + sockThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-27 at 10:06 PM UTC in Do you remember the first time you took a drug?First time I did meth I played insane clown posse max volume and spent 3 days jacking off. 10 hours straight in the bathroom , my dad's Girlfriend knocked on the door as I had a two hand grip going 100mph and she said "I think he fell asleep".
OH HOW WRONG YOU WEREThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-27 at 2:08 PM UTC in Is honey vegan?OH WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BUGS?
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2018-03-27 at 3:58 AM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real PhotosI've never known Enter to bullshit.
OTOH CF is a pathological liar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
