Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by gumbo
2014 I hitchhiked into conception
2015 baby born, husband holds baby by neck, is kicked out
2016 monogamous relationship starts. Ends. Hydro sends letter signed in blood and cries a lot
2017 any hope of civility completely demolished after death threats. Poc relationship starts, ends. 1337 relationship starts like September or something. Hydro gets pregnant again.
2018 Marriage, further degeneracy.
2019 post predictions below
You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be....
...only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!
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Originally posted by Daily
I haven't bought any cigarettes for years but when I'm stressed or emotional I like to pretend I'm in a movie and everybody around me is an extra and I bum one off somebody outside and begin posing against the wall as if all the eyes around me are cameras and I look up at the sky to make my jawline more prominent and I'm assuming everybody's looking at me because I'm a 9/10 and I'm taking a drag and the whole thing is pretty moving
Buy your own, cunt. Habitual bummers suck and everyone looks down on them.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
actually I am, I'm pretty self aware.
and just because you don't believe that I used 'tumultuously' on purpose… well.. what can I say you will believe whatever you want. I was just krunk last night and foolin around.
Thats why I say things like "not that I know what that word means…" in a cheeky manner but I'm sure sarcasm escapes most of you dim wits.
I remember lanny argued with mq and i over me not knowing what a non-sequitur was.. but what was funny was I did use it correctly and lanny was wrong. mq can back me up on that.
and I'll be honest I don't even know what "tumultuously" means I was just saying it to evoke a reaction which I did from aldra.
Oh god, it’s so funny. You even came back to this comment when no one responded to you and edited to add more about how smart you are, and the evidence is ONE TIME you outsmarted Lanny.
*claims not to be dumber than a box of rocks by intentionally using the wrong word and then admits to not knowing the definition of a basic SAT word*
Damn Bill Krozby. You really do all the work taking the piss our of yourself for everyone else all the time... don’t you?
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I did that on purpose knowing someone would point it out and make a comment about how i dont use words properly. Even though i almost always do lol
Your not as smart as you think you are
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hydromorphone
victim of incest
[insincerely conduce my paisley]
Originally posted by Enter
LMAO
Hey hydro, why do you never respond to me when I ask about your wedding? How was it?
You act like a total cocksucker every time I engage with you and treat me like shit. Why should I respond and tell you anything you want to know? Especially about an important and special day for me and 1337? Yeah, no thanks.
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Enter is a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a guy and a girl.
Street's like a jungle So call the police Following the herd Down to Greece On holiday Love in the Nineties Is paranoid On sunny beaches Take your chances Looking for Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone, you really love
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