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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. Weak humans.
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  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Hell yeah there would be
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  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah im not a fag like you and gp is actually a chill bro.

    after my 2 week bender I've been eating a lot. last night i went to the diner (kerbey lane for ya yanks) and ate hashed corn beef, I went out to my car to go smoke a cig and this girls chair was too far out and I kicked it on accident while walking out, i apologized and gave her a smile but her and her friends acted like I was a total asshole. I came back in from smoking and went back to my seat at the counter and kicked her chair again (scoot your fucking chair in bitch, the place is packed) and she said "same guy, same chair, same night chaaaaaaaauauaahah" or some shit like that I didn't even apologize that time.

    when you walk around town now, and see the local homeless population...do they smile funny and give you silly little waves now...or just blow you kisses as they grab their crotches.
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  4. If I remember the story correctly, you were at your friends house and shot up some dope (heroin supposedly) and you fell out.
    Your friend's old fat grandpa gave you mouth to mouth until the paramedics showed up.
    They Narcaned you and took you to the hospital where they put tubes up your nose and a tube in your penis.
    You finally woke up 16 hours later and immediatly started to deny everything.
    You said that you dont do drugs.
    They couldnt even hit a vein!
    They had to shoot a needle into your neck!
    But you told them you don't do drugs and you don't have a problem.
    You could have got help Bill Krozby.
    Then you wouldn't be dope sick right now posting scum on our forum.
    Your girlfriend probably wouldn't have left either.
    And you might not be such a big pile of steamy shit.
    When you broke all the mirrors in your house did you know it was because you hate yourself?
    Because that is why addicts break mirrors.
    Bill Krozby, I really do care about you and want to see you get better.
    I believe that deep inside you, you too want to get better.
    You need help Bill Krozby.
    How about you call up a rehab and go on a little vacation?
    Next time you shoot up might just be your last.
    And how will you be remembered?
    A Drug Addict who brags about rape and never bathes.
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  5. Originally posted by Malice No, I just haven't reached certainty and I don't feel ready.

    I want to experience a K-hole.

    Wanting to experience things is basically the entire reason for existing.
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  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Arnox No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.

    Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.

    So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?

    I guess in the end, it doesn't matter what I say here. You're all gonna pile in anyway. Spam it. Maybe even try to bring it down. Hell, someone already tried flooding it. Well, do whatever you're gonna do. At least I can say that I tried being civil before the shots get fired.

    Which civility, as we all know, doesn't mean anything around here.

    How long have you been on the internet nigga?

    Only acceptable response would've been "the sites back up. I'm offering one blowjob to completion for each new registrant. Hope you cum soon!"

    It would've been a wasteland. You kinda suck at this whole forum owner thing.
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  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
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  8. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    What is your first language. Chances are one of my boyfriends speak it. Assuming they will answer their mobile-telephones to me.
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  9. Originally posted by coolbreeze Can't both above be banned for spamming for like a few hundred years??

    Assuming my new kidney doesn't turn out to be another dud, I'll still be around.
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  10. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    No need, I think I'm in here.
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  11. Originally posted by infinityshock Bill Krozby nagged me for two months to post my tit pics…here you have the opportunity to make it happen

    Fake news.
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  12. But are you certain?
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  13. Originally posted by infinityshock something

    As of yet I haven't seen Narc post about his desire to engage in homosexual anal intercourse; nor his desire to see naked pictures of forum members. This must mean he is sexually fulfilled. How foul.
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  14. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  15. Are you certain?
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  16. Originally posted by infinityshock not as much as your asshole is going to be puckered when my ball sack is pummeling your ass cheeks like a puffy little speed-bag while the head of my dick is sticking out of your mouth like an ICBM on final-ready to launch.

    My penis is more like a Saturn V.
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  17. Are you certain?
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  18. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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  19. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Post images of your penis please.
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  20. Originally posted by infinityshock tactical dildo

    Are you certain?
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